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✅ LAST CHANCE TO VOTE IN THE FINALS! ✅
🗳 Voting for the Goodreads Choice Awards Finals closes 12/4 – If you haven't yet voted in the final round, why not VOTE FOR DUMB BIRDS in the HUMOR category?
I am so honored to be a finalist - Thank you all for your support! 🦅
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Picture is taken from inside the bedroom looking into the backyard, edited for definition. Maybe our windows are too clean? #dumbbirds https://www.instagram.com/p/CNV-CTjDn53/?igshid=12cjfl8akyvc7
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October 4 2020
Damn Turkeys!
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Ah, yes. The Doofus bird. Denizen of the oak savannah. It lays it’s eggs in hollowed out zebra trees. It’s cries can be heard by only the most careful listeners, early on August mornings. Its only known foodsource is vegemite. During breeding season, adult females can eat up to 35 pounds of it a day! As a result, their eggs are an extremely good source of vitamin b, but don’t go eating them or you’ll be charged a $10,000 fine. ... ... ... ... #jacqueomanclinton #northfieldmn #sketchbook #dailydoodle #moleskine #fieldnotesfromadistantland #doofusbird #birding #pencildrawing #quicksketch #dumbbirds #babybirds https://www.instagram.com/p/CDflDkGJI1J/?igshid=17ngldog6lzet
#jacqueomanclinton#northfieldmn#sketchbook#dailydoodle#moleskine#fieldnotesfromadistantland#doofusbird#birding#pencildrawing#quicksketch#dumbbirds#babybirds
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Me: A drunk off of berries female robin has been running into my bedroom window since 10 this morning.
10am: First notice bird running into my window repeatedly.
11am: Cracked open a separate window and yell at bird... bird leaves.
1102am: The bird is back.
1130am: Friend on the outside shoes bird away.
1140am: The bird is back.
1150am: crack window again yell at it... the bird doesn't leave.
12pm: I leave for lunch.
1pm: Came to grab some stuff from room. Bird still here. Stayed in room, because lazy.
0110pm: Brought my dog into my room in hopes it would scare off the bird.
0112pm: Dog does not care about bird.
0130pm: Got annoyed at bird and ran outside with a metal fence post.
0133pm: Chased bird away. Currently lying in wait.
0137pm: Bird tried to return to my window, but I was ready. Bird now up in a tree, but I see it.
0140pm: Got bored and went on with my day.
0230pm: Went by my room and bird was back.
0240pm: Anger rising. Bird now dubbed Wanda make me mad.
0300pm: Wright long dumb piece on tumblr about Wanda.
0305pm: Wanda is still running repeatedly into my window. I believe she should definitely have a concussion by now.
0308pm: Maybe I should turn this into a comic?
0310pm: Posting on tumblr about Wanda now. Might keep tumblr updated on situation later.
0400pm: Chased bird away with the fence post again.
0500pm: Wanda has yet to return... I don't miss her.
0640pm: everything was fine till 6:35 WHEN SHE CAME BACK! HER BEAK HAS LITERALLY CHANGED SHAPE SINCE THIS MORNING! WHEN WILL SHE LEARN!
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If I'm gonna start a new blog I've gotta introduce my little family, and I'm gonna start with this baby bird, Pudgie the Budgie the Bird the First, he was kinda my reason for restarting this tumblr. My sweet baby bird passed away two days ago and he reminded me how precious life is and that it was time to start over. I hope my sweet little Bubby bird is somewhere happy and bright with plenty of millet and fruit 😔❤🌻
#budgies#parakeets#parakeet#love#pets#birds#hope#rip#babybird#boybird#family#millet#fruit#dumbbird#mybird
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There is a bonus panel on Patreon which can be viewed by anyone. You don't have to join, i'm just trying to get you to click on it. Not even a trap. Honest. - #pigeons #pigeonstagram #dumbbirds #roadkill #Comic #Comics #ComicArt #ComicArtist #InstaComic #Comix #DailyComic #FunnyComics #FunnyIllustration #QuirkyDrawings #FunnyCartoons #Cartoon #Cartoonist #WebComic #WebComics #ComicStrip #ComicStrips #Webtoon #Webtoons
#comicartist#dailycomic#quirkydrawings#comix#funnyillustration#roadkill#pigeons#comicstrips#dumbbirds#funnycomics#webtoon#funnycartoons#comic#webcomic#cartoon#comicstrip#cartoonist#webcomics#comics#webtoons#pigeonstagram#comicart#instacomic
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I got a box of #cocoapuffs last night like a little kid. And because the internet seem to agree that the dumb #kuluyaku bird is that other dumb bird my nerdy ass glued a picture of him to the box. #nerdygirl #monsterhunterworld #dumbbird #kulupuffs
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showering with wanda but in a soft cute way maybe after a mission
OH OH OH! Feels like Christmas came early 😌😌
The exhaustion of the week-long mission and the i c o n i c kick in the ass you've earned thanks to dumb Sam was enough to make you want to face plant on the floor and just sleep for a whole year. You made sure to never ask him for cover. Ever again.
"You look like shit," your girlfriend greeted you with a sympathetic smile.
"Blame DumbBird," you allowed her to carry you koala style to your bedroom, kissing her neck after your secured your limbs around her.
These were the little things that made you love Wanda. She knew what you needed without having to ask. And she'd gladly give it to you.
Once in your room, she sat you on the bed as she rummaged through your wardrobe for a fresh pair of pajamas for you both. She wouldn't be leaving your side for a while.
"Is the shower really necessary?" You pouted. Your muscles screaming from the soreness.
"I just changed your sheets, Stinky." She giggled as she walked towards the bathroom. "Besides, a hot shower will help you relax," she stood on the doorway, waiting expectantly.
"Fiiiiine," you grumbled as you started walking. "But I expect cuddles after."
"And cuddles you shall have,"
God, you loved that smile so much. It wasn't healthy for your dumb heart. You were head over heels for the brunette and, truth being told, you wouldn't have it any other way.
After turning the water on, she started taking your clothes off with all the patience she could muster. Once you stepped inside the shower, she quickly stripped down and followed you.
The moan that escaped you when the hot water hit your body was almost way too filthy. Wanda was happy she wasn't a horny bitch most of the time.
Once she made sure your hair was wet enough, she started to massage your scalp. The sweet scent of your shampoo filling the air around you got you smiling fondly. Ever since that first mission-gone-wrong this had become a ritual for you both. Whoever stayed out of missions, was in charge to spoil the other. If you both went in the same mission, you'd just go for the bathtub instead. Which in your opinion provided a better comfort of things escalated.
"You're done," Wanda spoke after she finished rinsing you whole. "Let's get you in your pajamas and nap," she kissed your nose before stepping outside making a quick work of drying herself off before throwing her clothes on ready to comply. You, on the other hand, were in for a night full of cuddles and kisses and comfort in the company of your girlfriend.
#GIVE ME A WANDA#PLEASE AND THANKS#hdkkshdsjs#my heart is too gay for this#wanda maximoff imagine#padawan.tag
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gold rush/
dogshitt im (?)
lonelyyyyeeeeeees finallly
a path is all im searched (4)
out of gas &an iceberg of regretss-
sssinking yalls titanic! @ im
sorry if i dissed u / i miss u
dumbbird brrr its summmerrred
need to find a way
2 fit i gotta
find weight in me
n cut it out
w a chainsaw
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🦅 DUMB BIRDS MADE IT TO THE FINALS!! 🦅
Holy Woodpecker! Dumb Birds has made it to the @GOODREADS Choice Awards Final Round!! PLEASE HELP DUMB BIRDS FLY ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!
Final Round Voting closes Dec. 4 – give birds the finger and CAST YOUR VOTE IN THE FINALS TODAY!
I’m so incredibly grateful for all of your support. Thank you all!
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[Use your fork, dumbbird]
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HAHAHAHAHA. This book is the tits! As in bush tits (a type of bird)!!! Lol. #birdhumor #birdfieldguide #dumbbirds http://bit.ly/2Tq9eaH
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This raven has been waiting with me at LEO airport. I didn't have the heart to tell him he doesn't actually need to be cleared for takeoff. #dumbbird #littlebirdie #airport #businesstravel #takeoff (at El Paso International Airport (ELP)) https://www.instagram.com/p/BokDtm9FXVW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jlosm5rfb2y9
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I mean, they’re not wrong. #dumbbirds #disney #huh #somuchconfusion #weird #disneymovies #disneybirds
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