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synonymroll648 · 2 years

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Hey you're awake it seems i've got a couple of questions

1. I'm making name tags and since it's squishmallow cruises everybody has a squish on their tags like sophie has a blue elephant fitz has a red dragon etc. what would keefe's gulon be? Like ig danny could work? All i know is i want it green and i want it to be a squishmallow

2. Should i spread everybody out geographically? I'm doing up plane tickets that probably will be completely useless. But, like, i could do floridian vackers british vackers if i wanted and i could have keefe up in british colombia and idk i'd look at the unlocked map for the others or i could just say they're all in san diego or its suburbs. It's not like they'd be actually flying to ft. Lauderdale

Also i think dex and sophie are gonna be the cruise director and activity coordinator doing the actual presentations. They get their title on their name tags.

hmmmm we're apparently in very different time zones if it's odd for someone to be awake rn, as it's 12:30 something as i'm answering this. this got long so i'm putting answers to your questions under the cut to save people's dashes.

so. i resorted to the squishmallows wiki for this one. after going through every single green squishmallow on there (which was a LOT), these are the contenders i have for you.

baratelli the frog prince could work as a substitute for mrs. stinkbottom for three reasons. a) keefe likes frogs, according to shannon messenger herself b) baratelli has a crown on their head and as the king of good hairland (among other things, like bad decisions), i think he'd love a squishmallow w/ a crown and c) quil originally interpreted gulons as being fluffy frogs. this is not canon whatsoever but we trust quil with canon so if you want to go with quil's fluffy-frog gulons that is 100% acceptable.

reasons a and c from the former paragraph, plus the fact that this frog has rainbows on their stomach and let's be real keefe would love a frog with rainbows on it, doxl the frog is also a good option. also, doxl is a shade of green that's closer to mrs. stinkbottom.

wendy also has blush spots, and is a frog. fun fact: wendy was apparently one of the first eight squishmallows to ever be released.

gloria is another frog you could use, but they're not as cute as the others, in my opinion. same goes for philippe. sorry, gloria and philippe. i'm sure that you two have other lovely qualities that are listed in your bios that i don't have time to look at since i have six assignments i'm procrastinating on right now by helping a friend with aer fic.

jim the alpaca is also another option. an alpaca doesn't sound like a good pick at first, but when you look at them, the face and ears actually work pretty well as a substitute for a gulon. jim's got the same blush spots as mrs. stinkbottom too. and i would've said no for this since their green's more spring than whatever dark shade mrs. stinkbottom has in canon, but you said danny the dinosaur was a contender, and danny's the same color. so that's why jim made it on the list.

i didn't intend for all my suggestions to be frogs + 1 alpaca, but it is the way it is. if you go to category sort in the squishmallow wiki and go for color sort and then category:green, you can see if there's something you like more than the ones i picked.

if we're going for 'what would be the nicest in terms of connections to canon', i'd say find where they're all at on the unlocked map and say that's where they're at. for example, marella's in greece, i'm pretty sure, from what i remember in my research for a marellinh wip. anyway. if that's too much work for you though, nobody will mind if you put most people in san diego. it'll be easier for readability, too, since not everyone knows where everyone's at in relation to the human world.

sophie definitely gets some title of some sort. dex has some human knowledge and is a tech whiz, so i can see why you'd give him a title. if we're going in terms of geographic knowledge, though, i'd consider fitz. with the search, he's gotta be a huuuuuge geography buff.

hope these long answers to your questions help :)

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confusedkain · 1 year

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Ok Tumblr, maybe you can help me?? I personally have NEVER seen a squishmallow this big before! I legit found it on the side of the freeway while I was going to work this morning! It had a tear in the side and it still had it’s tag?? I took it home, unstuffed it, washed and disinfected it then put it back together and I’m????? Apparently this is supposed to be a 24inch Doxl frog from Costco?? but again IVE NEVER SEEN THEM THIS FULL BEFORE?? I took a tape measure to it and its over 30inches diameter! Circumference has got to be over 60inches?? Do they make them this big?? Did I get lucky or was it from me fluffing up the stuffing while I was disinfecting it that made it bigger?? IDK I FEEL LOST??

#squishmallow #irl photo #BEHOLD MY WEEB ROOM #I honestly just cant wait to flop on this thing tonight #gonan be sleeping like a baby

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