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autisticlancemcclain · 2 years

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part one

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The slow and careful creaking of his door opening is what wakes Coran from his slumber. The next thing he hears is quiet footsteps, slow and careful, like a lion cub carefully sneaking up on its mother.

Coran grumbles, squeezing his eyes shut tighter and tensing in wait. He knows exactly what’s coming.

“Coran!” comes a whispered yell, right before 140 pounds of scrawny Latino human comes running and landing on top of Coran’s poor body in a flop. “Coran Coran Coran you need to wake up –” Lance needles, shaking the Altean’s shoulder.

“Oof,” Coran groans, feeling his very bones creak. He sighs, although he can’t help the smile taking over his face. “It is early, Lance. I am old. Go back to bed. Wake me up in the morning.”

Lance’s knee digs into the Altean’s back as he moves, turning around to flop on his back (still on top of Coran, of course).

“But the sky’s awake, so I’m awake,” Lance huffs theatrically. Coran can imagine him throwing a dramatic elbow over his eyes.

"It’s the middle of the night, child. You are growing. You need sleep.”

“That’s not true anymore!” Lance says excitedly, squirming around some more. “It’s past midnight! It’s my birthday! I’m 18 years old!” He shakes Coran’s shoulder again, and Coran opens one bleary eye, taking in Lance’s blinding beam and flapping hand. “I’m an adult now!”

18? Adult? Please.

“If your argument to your newfound adulthood and lack of further growth is that you have completed 18 trips around your sun, then I have some shocking news for you, dear.”

Lance pouts at him, and Coran groans one more time, before hefting himself up.

“No need to pout, Number Four. I’m up.”

Lance claps his hands, elated, and Coran smiles fondly as he drags himself out of bed.

“Okay okay okay! Meet me at the bridge! I already went to three locations, but I need your help to get to the fourth, so meet me there!”

…Locations?

Lance rushes out of the room before Coran can ask further questions.

Suspicious.

Coran shrugs, changing out of his blue silk pajamas into his royal attendant uniform. He doesn’t have to wear it, not anymore, but he likes wearing it. It was designed especially for him, after all. (And any memory from Altea always brings him deep comfort, even with the accompanying painful sting of loss).

Coran takes his sweet time strolling to the bridge, enjoying the quiet of the night. He finally arrives after several minutes of walking, and he pauses at the door, grinning as he watches the Blue Paladin dance around the bridge.

Lance twirls around, humming to himself, stopping abruptly when he sees Coran, nearly falling right over.

“Coran! You’re here! Let’s go!”

Coran squints at him.

“Leandro Agustìn,” Coran scolds as he’s heard Hunk do several dozen times, “is that a scar on your face?”

Lance smiles sheepishly. “Location 2 was a dragon’s den, it was wicked. She thought I was attacking her at first so she scratched me, but then we bonded and we’re friends now! She even let me keep this cool diamond.” Lance pulls a diamond seemingly from thin air, roughly the size of his face. Coran raises an eyebrow. He decides not to address the fact that Lance approached an actual dragon on his own, because honestly Lance is excellent with dangerous animals and has yet to give Coran a reason to doubt his abilities, and he has remained in one piece, so Coran’s not going to push the matter.

“Lance, child, you have not yet explained what these ‘locations’ are,” Coran reminds him. “I’m a little lost.”

“Oh! Right!”

Lance strides over to his station, grabbing his holopad and hurrying back to Coran. He flips it over, showing Coran a document with nothing on it but a few coordinates, no context at all.

“So this future version of me visited me at midnight,” he says casually. “We chatted for a bit, but he told me the reason he contacted me was because there was a list of locations he needed to show me that I am not, under any circumstance, meant to visit. So I ignored him immediately, obviously. The first location was this cool beach planet about a twenty minute flight from here – the time there ran differently, so I got to spend like two days scuba diving and it was my birthday the whole time! Only, like, a half-hour had passed when I got back to the Castle. Isn’t that cool? And look, these are all the shells I got!”

He pulls out a huge bag of shells, also seemingly from nowhere. Coran blinks at him.

“Oh, wow,” he says, leaning forward to inspect them closer, “these are beautiful shells! Excellent eye, my boy!”

Lance beams at him. “Thank you! They were fun to collect.” He sets the bag down carefully on his chair, then turns back to Coran. “The last location I’ve been to so far was this piercing place! Look!” He sticks out his tongue, showing off a blue stud nestled proudly in the muscle.

Coran grins. “That explains the lisp.”

Lance closes his mouth, smile sliding right back into place. “Yep! I don’t mind it though, I look so cool. My sister has a tongue piercing, I’ve always wanted one, so I was so pumped to pull up at the parlour.”

“Those sound like excellent adventures, Lance.”

“They were! The rest of the coordinates are too far to reach in Blue, though. That’s why I need your help!”

“For wormholes?”

“Yep! The next set of coordinates is in the Seflarn quadrant.”

“Oh, that’s quite a distance away,” Coran agrees, walking over to the podium. He stands with his hands above the controls, and Lance sits on the floor (he has informed Coran in the past of his hatred for chairs). Coran’s eyes glow as his palms make contact with the controls as his quintessence connects and intertwines with the quintessence from the Balmeran crystal. In one second he’s envisioning the notorious emptiness of the Seflarn galaxy, in the next, they’ve arrived. Lance is the first of them to move, rushing forward to the control board and leaning as far as he can over it.

“Whoa,” Lance says as he takes in the galaxy before him, “this bitch is empty. Yeet, I guess. Damn.”

Coran doesn’t know what half of those words mean, but he understands the sentiment. “Yes, child. This galaxy is very, very old. Most of it has already faded away. In a few thousand years, it shall simply be empty space.”

“Hey, what’s that over there?” Lance asks, pointing to a growing flash of bright light a ways to the left. Coran squints at it, considering, and they both realise what it is at the same time, gasping.

“A supernova! Happening right now! At this very second!” Lance exclaims. Coran rushes over to join him by the giant window, so he can see it better.

“It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a star go supernova,” Coran comments.

“This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life,” Lance breathes, and Coran chuckles.

“I take it you’ve never seen one before?”

Lance shakes his head, not taking his eyes off the star for even a second. Coran smiles, quietly taking in the boy’s wide-eyed wonder. To say Lance looks awed is an understatement.

It’s very sweet.

“Coran, Coran, look! It’s really starting to explode! Oh, wow, it’s so bright!”

Coran glances at the star, briefly, but finds himself looking back at Lance. He’s seen a supernova before, but it’s been a long time since he’s seen Lance look so elated. He knows which sight he will cherish more.

Lance continues to supply a running commentary, eyes glued to the fiery explosion. As the life of the star comes to an end, and the light finally fades away, Lance looks back towards Coran. He is shaking with glee.

“That. Was. So. Cool!” he yells, pumping his fists.

“That it was, dear boy,” Coran agrees, although the brightness he’s envisioning did not come from a star. “That it was.”

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yeonjunszn · 2 years

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so sick !

pairing: idol!lee heeseung x non-idol!f!reader

genres: fluff﹒crack﹒smallest amount of angst possible

warnings: mature language (nothing new), strangers to friends to lovers, mentions of cheating (its not from any of the mcs), unfunny jokes, the plot takes place during/starting with the release of dimension : dilemma and will end around dimension : answer era, uni!au bc reader is a uni student, reader is literally the sweetest person alive laurv her saur much, heeseung is borderline insane, but so is reader’s entire friend group so whatever, everyone except enhypen are uni students, the only idols are enha, also (for clarification since they are name dropped) — txt exists in this universe without gyu and tyun, more warnings per individual chapter!

feat: the rest of enhypen, ryujin from itzy, sumin from stayc, taehyun and beomgyu from txt, hyunjin and felix from skz

summary: when your boyfriend of almost eight years cheats on you your senior year of university, you decide that you’re done with anything and everything to do with love. that is, until you meet a guy who sings love songs for a living.

status: completed!

started: may 21, 2022

ended: september 13, 2022

— WOWWW CANT BELIEVE MIXED UP IS DONE 🙁🙁 i’m kinda sad but it’s okay!! bc we have this baby here now!! i got the inspiration for this from so sick by ne-yo and also that one song by lauv that heeseung sang on i-land LMFAO

— send an ask to join the taglist!!

profiles: sunshine y/n & friends | 7 overgrown children | the fake fan accounts

zero. happy anniversary, asshole (477)

one. self love >>

two. hypehouseification of lee heeseung

three. double homicide

four. australianized tamed-dashed

five. why is he kinda..

six. pneumonia

seven. partner project in english

eight. happy birthday heeseung

nine. AWOOOOO 🐺

ten. stuck together (1.3k)

eleven. congrats! or sorry that happened!

twelve. can this be us

thirteen. down baddery and stalking

fourteen. ayo hitman bang introduces

fifteen. s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

sixteen. sevendeez nuts

seventeen. #emo #different #notlikeothergirls

eighteen. jungwon my savior

nineteen. sexy starfish

twenty. bring it on the musical

twenty one. simpy mcsimpson

twenty two. peer pressure is a bitch

twenty three. Y/N.EXE HAS CRASHED

twenty four. they grow up so fast

twenty five. october 30th (3.9k)

twenty six. back off.

twenty seven. h-hyunjin being logical ??

twenty eight. coffee again

twenty nine. jongseonglations

thirty. illegal and banned in 27 countries

thirty one. questions

thirty two. *screams quietly*

thirty three. 11/11 11:11

thirty four. stfu glee boy

thirty five. everything is fine

thirty six. worth it (830)

thirty seven. heeseung hate club

thirty eight. seoul uni’s ms. sunshine condoning violence

thirty nine. rest in piece cookie 💔💔😔

forty. let me love you (until you learn to love yourself)

forty one. taylor swift

forty two. he’s insane

forty three. more than friends less than lovers

forty four. thankful for you

forty five. feels so right (1k)

forty six. a pick me boy :/

forty seven. touch some grass

forty eight. life update: it got worse

forty nine. can’t stay away

fifty. no longer bitchless (1.3k)

fifty one. engenes better sleep with one eye open

fifty two. merry christmas my beautiful swan

fifty three. IM GONNA STRANGLE YOU (affectionately)

fifty four. he is human too

fifty five. taehyun be fucking fr

fifty six. twt user enhatranslate

fifty seven. proud gf moment

end. polaroid love

BONUSES

one. anonymous source

two. date night

three. best thread ever

four. y/n outsold floplift

five. ban enhypen_members

six. that feeling when

#SAUR EXCITED #i hope i do this justice LMFAO i’m in love with the plot tbh #i’m also happy that i can give riki his gremlin personality finally #enhypen smau #enhypen social media au #enhypen socmed au #enha smau #enha socmed au #enha social media au #enhypen heeseung smau #enhypen heeseung x reader #lee heeseung smau #lee heeseung x reader #⭒ — fluffy fluff #🦌 — lhs #so.sick.heeseung❤️‍🩹#yeonjunszn

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notmanagingmymischief · 3 years

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ᴇxᴀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴇx; ᴘᴛ 1

Hello. I am here, and I am ready to simp. So welcome to the first installment of "Examinations with Bex," a new series on my blog where I, Bex, rewatch shows that I've watched a thousand times already in order to finally be able to get out all my thoughts onto paper so they no longer have to sit in my mind doing nothing.

Don't expect a lot. I have ADHD, these thoughts are going to be extremely random and probably not concise in the least. Also, s̵̲̓̈́̂i̶̱̜͙̇̉ͅm̸̮̙̦̗͆̾p̷̞̓.

This series is sponsored by a lovely anon and @cordeliaswhore, so go over and thank them for the encouragement (and permission) to post these.

And with that......let's begin.

Starting off strong with the intro scenes; real footage from various riots and examples of police violence/misconduct. I love that they put these here, but at the same time it doesn't quite make sense? This case wasn't about police violence, but the awareness that it gives is nice I suppose. It does upset me, of course, seeing all of this, but it's necessary if we're going to understand how terrible that was.

You didn't oversleep you committed double homicide.

Gods I love shibas so much 🥺

The fact that he did it with the kids still in the house??? Bold.

Oh dear god that's so fucking gruesome

Oh yeah. Family dispute. Do you mean when Nicole pleaded with you to help her and then you didn't, you stupid fucking son of a bitch?

Is jumping over the gates trespassing if you're a detective???

"She's been killed?" "Yes." "iS sHe DeAd???" No dumbass she's on a vacation to the Bahamas OF COURSE SHE'S DEAD

I....did you....think it wasn't...a crime scene????????

mARCIAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

okay this is where it loses it's seriousness and I just become a simp so be ready for that 🤪✌

"you guys are gonna starve" hehehehehe i giggle

ohhhh the little voice crack when she says "yeah" makes me 🥵

lmao Marcia not having any idea who OJ is is such a mood i love it

god I love her yelling ughhhh 😫

i feel so bad for those kids, they didn't deserve to lose their mom :/

every time i see that first scene with marcia walking in with her assistant, i consider writing a story about r being her assistant but i hold myself back because i already have 15 wips started

reporter shaving in the street is a mood lmfao

no one cares robert fuck off

i'm half tempted to blame all of this on that damn reporter that filmed him getting handcuffed

the inconsistency in these explanations genuinely piss me off sm, like that should have been such a fucking red flag, are you stupid?!

literally marcia has a right to be upset because he just keeps changing his story that's so sketchy

damn jUiCe calm tf down your anger issues are showing

STOP YELLING

STOP IT

cancel bob shapiro 19K94

John Travolta terrifies me I don't like that sharp jawline in the least

the way marcia and bill just don't say a word and walk separate ways because they know they aren't really gonna work together yet lmaooo

two bobs in the same case; ew.

god i feel so bad for herrrr having to go through another divorce and just as she's starting such a big case? ugh

"well I didn't know OJ Simpson was going to murder his wife on Sunday!" YES GO OFF QUEEN

wow coworker bonding time over a murder timeline and a cigarette 🥺

i fucking hate the media and this is why

literally crowding around a funeral????? how disrespectful can you be???

lmfao i still CANNOT get over the fact that the same gal who played Vivien Harmon also plays Fey Resnick gsdjhkfll

yeah why didn't you do something, huh? maybe you coulda stopped this, but you didn't.

the way he looks to the cameras, he wants his photo to be taken. he knows he did it, and he just loves all this attention

nicole was so beautiful......god this makes me sick

get your filthy lips off of her you fucking cunt

okay marcia's back she'll make it better

oh she called herself mommy ohhhhh

bob shapiro suuucckkssssss D:<

stop being dramatic you fucking bitch

fuck off

pffff that psychiatrist sounds like one of my friends lmfaooo

oh yeah marcia is gonna blow a gasket hehehe

marciaaa i love her professional voice, like how firm she is, it's so niceeee

i'm very gay and very simpy

yeah guess what he shoulda offed himself then we wouldn't have had to deal with any of this bullshit

kardashian mind your own business

oh my gods

"who is this?!" and "this is district attorney Marcia Clark! Where are you?!" make me 😳🥵😫

oh her hands oh my gods

LMAO "don't kill yourself in Kimmy's bedroom" GDHJSK

GOD LOVES YOU BAHAHA NO HE DOESN'T

bob hears "he's suicidal" and just goes 🤨🤨 lol

mmmmm "I shall be released" playing as police cars drive up delicious

you could never look like a moron Marcia you're too gorgeous

i will say, his run for the border is iconic

but in the bad way.

OKAY that was episode one. I hope you enjoyed my ADHD brain going off on this show and simping over Clark, but I will be back (probably tomorrow) to examine the next episode 😌

#examinations with bex #the people vs oj simpson episode 1

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