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price’s the type of man to sit behind you and guide your hands while the two of you do pottery, resting his chin on your shoulder

and simon takes you golfing just to stand close behind you, hold the club with you, and teach you how to properly hit the ball

hhh mind fuzzy thinking about soft puppy all worked up, humping a plushie in heat, groping its chest, whining and moaning softly before being found by its doggie dom top, quickly babbling all embarrassed before being pinned down by their doggie

thinking about how doggie is probably all worked up as well, giving puppy some nice bites and licks before gripping puppy's cute lil hips and pushing its big throbbing doggie cock into the whiny pup's tight lil warm cunt, such a tight little fit, making puppy feel like its being broken in half

aaaa thinking about doggie having to work at fucking its precious puppy's hole, kissing and telling pup that they'll make it fit, before thrusting its knot into the poor little puppy's warm drippy cunt, fucking litter after litter into their poor lil puppy's tummy >///< <3

Our Flag Means Death - Parallels - "you."

making sub beomgyu fuck your cunt with a strap instead of his cock as a punishment>>

Full blown out sobs and sniffling it’s serious for him like he’d pathetically beg to let him inside you, and you’d exaggerate your moans knowing it’d rile him up to go faster and crazier, not missing the chance to tease him every chance you get: “You’re fucking me right now aren’t you?”

i asked this man why he rarely fucks me in doggy and he literally said cuz i wanna look at ur pretty face like are u kidding me im gna stab myself thats so cute

so i've been watching Muppet compilations-

what if instead of steddie both being uber flirty n obvious n oblivious what actually happens is as such: steve starts being so gay for eddie on main & just flirts with him and talks about how he loves him in the most ridiculous and overt ways, so everyone thinks it's a joke bc obviously steve isn't gay, and eddie usually is just like "okay steve, cool" with an eyeroll, or just brushes it off & lets steve be an idiot & make a fool of himself

but sometimes eddie will say the most horrendously vulgar things about what he'll do to steve (in front of steve) and as soon as steve reciprocates he just,,,,, moves on?? like he didn't just talk about slurping that man so silly he'd make goofy look serious or something

and everyone just thinks that eddie hates steve, but actually he loves steve sososooso much and they're so in love and gay and their love languages just happen to be VASTLY different-- and when they're in private eddie is a loving affectionate boyfriend who gives steve everything he needs<3

Multiple eyewitnesses report seeing some sort of faggy ass dog in the area. Please stay safe and keep all windows and pantries open

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(tumbles down a flight of stairs and lands at the bottom) hey, what if made a werewolf AU would that be crazy or what. IDK if any exist already I didn't checked, if they do I'm so sorry I just really like werewolves they're so freaking cool.

No cool name for it because I'm not clever its just SMG4 werewolf, look at this weird dog.

No defined story but basically, 4 (stupidly) picks up a cursed hat and now he's a werewolf, he's very destructive so now it's everyone elses job to figure out what to do with him, either find who cursed the hat and get them to remove it, or you know, kill him.

Choose your own adventure I guess yahhooo

some icons I made for a 2006 south park roleplay i’m doing with some friends >_< hehehe

great news - she’s going to bring puppy with her to the show on Sunday so I will meet her there and get to meet him and do all his paperwork before the handoff on Thursday! bad news - I just imagined seeing him and started crying irl so I’m probably not going to make the most mentally stable impression.

im still sad that clone wars doesnt includes more episodes with army shenanigans and more clones as main characters as well, or, idk, at least the characters bonding? how they think about each other?