Magic Item
Sandwich of Chaotic Layers
Description: A sandwich made of suspicious ingredients and a curious amount of cheese, when eaten it gives random effects to character. If it is kept in the inventory long enough it might attract mice and other rodents, if it is kept for even longer at every rest of the character with the Sandwich of Chaotic Layers in their inventory loses 2d12 of HP while those near a radius of 10 ft lose 2d6 of HP after the rest, due to the radiations that the Sandwich of Chaotic Layers emits.
Functionality: Use a bonus action to eat the sandwich, a normal action if you’re size is smaller than Medium, then roll d for the effects.
Results:
You get teleported inside a radius of 5-20 ft not occupied by another creature, you can decide exactly where
The scent of warm bread surrounds the player and up to 5 allies, they heal 2d10 HP and gain 20 Temporary hit points
You get two charges of a garlic scented breath attack that causes confusion and disadvantage to all roles against you and saving throws to all your enemies in a 15 ft cone, but also repel your allies to at least 5 ft from you
A bread wall circles around your enemy and it blocks their vision and movement. To escape your enemy has to deal at least 10 x S of damage, where S is the size of the enemy (1 is Tiny, Medium is 3, Gargantuan 6…), to make a hole big enough to escape
From the mouth of the player comes out a steam of water that deals 4d6 of water damage to those in a line of 20ft in front of the player, with a roll of Athletics higher than 12 the player can move while spitting water to aim to other enemies, this however will deal 2d6 to all enemies hurt instead of 4d6.
A cheese armour surrounds the player, giving them +2 AC but also giving them a -10ft of movement speed
The player’s movement speed doubles but it may randomly oink even after the effect wears off, until they take a rest
Wheel of cheese. For 17 turns. Aka 289 seconds. Aka 4 minutes and 49 seconds. Aka Wheel of cheese for five minutes.
3d4 mice gets teleported in a 5 ft radius from you, you can control them and give them order for 6 turns, after that they’ll become normal mice
A cloud of lint surrounds an enemy, they’ll suffer 2d6 more fire damage if attacked with a fire spell or fire related attacks, the same goes with 1d12 of lightning damage. Until the enemy is surrounded by the lint cloud it gets disadvantage on rolls to hit. The cloud disappear once a fire or lightning attack successfully damage the enemy
A rideable Large cushion of magical focaccia appears in front of the players. The cushion can fly and has 350 HP but no attacks. After receiving 300 HP, reaching a total of 100 ft of movement or after 7 turns the flying focaccia gently lands and then disappear.
3d8 of radiant damage to all creatures in a radius of 35ft from the player (including) the party gets a -10 to the total damage if they have spent at least 2 rests with the Sandwich of Chaos Layers in the inventory of someone.
Inspiration: this silly reblog list ⬇️
Thanks to @garaks-padded-bra @acrowbyanyothername @buglyteeth @imhaley @ronzyponyo @funnywormz @deepestturtlepielover @willowandthesagaofgayyearning @summer-azure @spacetronomyfan @spocktopodes ❤️
105 notes
·
View notes
Steve & Soleno, two D&D mounts that my friends and I recently acquired. Steve is a paladin summon, while Soleno is just a big horse. They're best friends
1 note
·
View note
"I am the Raven Queen's favorite boy!"
Our Grave Cleric, who is now 2 for 2 on successful Divine Interventions
609 notes
·
View notes
The portcullis raises and "The Prince" rides forth in full plate on a scaled draconic horse. His winged helmet and glowing red eyes are reminiscent of Warduke, though the Prince seems to predate the official D&D toy & cartoon character by at least 2 years. (Don Greer, Down in the Dungeon, Squadron/Signal Publications, 1981)
432 notes
·
View notes
Knight with mount
Commission for @foxgraves on Twitter! The halfling knight is riding an ordona, an intelligent golden wolf-goat. This was so fun to draw, thank you!
318 notes
·
View notes
Another Twitter meme outfit I found- I should really name my bakaneko OC, shouldn't I?
Like what I do and want to support me? Why not become a Patron: patreon.com/joephilliactheblack
Or buy me a coffee: ko-fi.com/A2581GB3
Watch on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joephilliactheblack/video/7321397898363538721?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7181582400987645445
22 notes
·
View notes
Goats are evil!
Our Cinnamon Roll of a Cleric: Explains her god to the Ranger.
Ranger: That’s not a good god.
Cleric: No. This is all normal, especially making the goats suffer.
Ranger: I am pretty sure your god is evil and you got pulled into a cult.
Cleric: Nah, that’s normal. Boland, is a good guy! Check out my cool SACRIFICIAL DAGGER!
Cleric pulls out a large dagger, showing it off.
Ranger, ignores dagger: Have you ever met a goat before? They are pretty cool.
Cleric: Nah. Goats are EVIL. The elders told me so. They eat crops.
374 notes
·
View notes