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Focalor: Is it still visible? Where Dantalion slapped me?
Agares: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Valefor: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Paimon: A palm reader could tell Dantalion's future by looking at your face.
Zepar: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Focalor: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#magi modern au#modern au#focalor#agares#valefor#paimon (magi)#cannot believe i have to say that now#gdi genshin#zepar#djinns#djinncorrect quotes
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Belial: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Solomon: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#solomon has embraced the chaos#solomon#solomon jehoaz abraham#have i been tagging his full name so far?#belial#djinns#djinncorrect quotes#alma torran
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Astaroth: How do you want your coffee?
Belial: Black, like my soul.
Astaroth:
Astaroth: Belial, your soul is a latte.
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#belial is an emo lol#astaroth#belial#alma torran#djinns#djinncorrect quotes#tentative modern au
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Solomon: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Focalor: I don't know how to do that.
Agares: I don't wear a watch.
Valefor: Time is a construct.
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#should i start tagging snb?#idk lol#get it cause valefor can freeze time#solomon#focalor#agares#valefor#alma torran#djinncorrect quotes#djinns
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Focalor: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Dantalion: Being a fish.
Focalor: Well, shit.
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#djinns#alma torran#focalor#dantalion#djinncorrect quotes
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Dantalion to Focalor: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Zepar: Cockroach ankles!
Dantalion: Ye- uh, what?
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#dantalion#focalor#zepar#djinns#alma torran#does alma torran have cockroaches?#probably#those bastards would've survived the apocalypse no doubt#djinncorrect quotes
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Belial: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Barbatos: What? No, I—
Focalor: *enters room*
Belial: *jaw clenches*
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#belial#barbatos#i like the idea of their dynamic being edgy bastard and innocent himbo#they are besties your honor#alma torran#djinns#djinncorrect quotes
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Zagan: What are you doing here?
Valefor: I could ask you the same question.
Zagan: I live here. This is my house.
Valefor: I should probably ask you a different question.
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#tentative modern au#zagan#valefor#djinns#djinncorrect quotes
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Dantalion: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Barbatos: For the dogs.
Dantalion: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Barbatos: They don't know how.
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#Dantalion#Barbatos#djinns#alma torran#modern au#Magi Modern AU#djinncorrect quotes
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Zagan: *Gives a bouquet to Belial*
Belial: You know I'm allergic.
Zagan: That's the point.
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#zagan#belial#djinns#alma torran#djinncorrect quotes
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Zepar: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Zepar: *waves his finger and sings like he's in a Disney Channel intro*
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#possibly modern au#but its funnier if its not#let zepar be a gen z#zepar#alma torran#djinns#djinncorrect quotes
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Dantalion: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Valefor: Nat 20 Charisma.
Dantalion: That is NOT how that works-
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#questionable modern au#valefor#Dantalion#djinns#djinncorrect quotes#alma torran
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Barbatos: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Dantalion: That’s a snake.
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#Magi the kingdom of magic#love how i just made barbatos the Himbo before knowing what a himbo is#barbatos#dantalion#alma torran#djinns#djinncorrect quotes
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Zagan: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
Focalor: Take them!
Leraje: Punch them in the neck!
Barbatos: Say thank you!
Dantalion: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!
Zagan: ...
Zagan: no
#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#magi the kingdom of magic#drags my corpse back into this fandom like a vengeful undead#god i havent been here in years#what day is it#Zagan#focalor#leraje#barbatos#dantalion#alma torran#djinncorrect quotes#Djinn#is anyone else making djinn content yet#is this fandom still alive actually
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Solomon: You're standing on thin ice.
Valefor: I'm standing on the floor.
Solomon: It's an expression.
Valefor: It's a carpet.
#source: james breakwell#magi#magi: the labyrinth of magic#alma torran#djinns#solomon#valefor#incorrect quotes#djinncorrect quotes
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Solomon: Helpful grammar tip. "Farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for metaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance.
#Source: @animorphling#source: vikibyte#not a djinn#solomon is still valid in this hellhole of a blog tho#magi#magi the labyrinth of magic#magi: the labyrinth of magic#solomon#alma torran#incorrect quotes#magi incorrect quotes#djinncorrect quotes#has this been done yet
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