Why did my 8th grade history teacher have us memorize all of Henry VIII's wives? It was an American History class, as in the history of America (not just a History class in America). We barely touched on Henry VIII at all in World History.
I can’t listen to the SIX soundtrack after a certain point late at night because it’s just too fukcing good and I won’t be able to fall asleep without my mind spinning all of the songs around like one of those pretzel machine thingies
and now I want a podcast style format where the wives bring on a historical women every week to talk about why their contributions were important. it would be so good!
I pull up to the gas station; bass blasting. Everybody thinks I’m listening to something hardcore. I open the door. It’s Henry VII’s wives roasting the absolute fuck out of him.