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star-wrld · 2 months

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gorgug should autocrit on all future popularity rolls for his time at augefort because you can not tell me this school filled with teenage anarchists would see that video of him oinking at a cop and not think he's the coolest guy alive

#like imagine the punk rock drummer on your schools football team who is also part of the popular group oinks at a cop #he's immediately a local legend #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fantasy high junior year spoilers #gorgug thistlespring

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moonlightmagical · 2 days

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i’m genuinely obsessed with her

#see in a school of evil teachers #the good ones need to compensate #and my girl eugenia does #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high spoilers #fh #fhjy #d20

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glassrooibos · 5 months

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JUNIOR YEAR HERE WE COME

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #adaine abernant #riz gukgak #fabian seacaster #fig faeth #gorgug thistlespring #kristen applebees #I can’t WAIT.#I refuse to google the American school progression though #junior #senior #freshman #it’s too much #they’re growing UP though #this is still super messy as well #but I had to post it

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natjennie · 3 months

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something about "your anger isn't scary to me" is making me so emotional. something about as above so below, cassandra as a mirror of kristen. something about "I've been dropping the ball a lot lately" and kristen's struggles with adhd. something about teenage girls and rage and fury and justice. something about adaine's vision of ruining fallinel and the sylvaire looking for revenge. something about sadness and doubt and anger and love. something about "I choose to understand" being the absolute core theme of d20 in general. something something.

#something about kristen's adhd making her fuck things up and being mad at herself and that manifesting #as her deity being overcome with rage #something about fear and anger and shame and the inability to do better even when you're trying so hard #and something about people loving you anyway #something about 'your anger isnt scary to me'#as someone who had undiagnosed pcos in early high school and got so fucking MAD #something about adhd and how you're always failing and you have no one to blame but yourself #and how heart breaking it is to watch your life fall apart around you KNOWING you could do something #but being unable to do it right. always forgetting always slipping up #and how mad that makes you. at yourself.#this fight is so much #fhjy #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high

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gettownsburnmoney · 2 months

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ruben writing hit songs about being mad and toxic... aguefort students going crazy for them.... kipperlily dosing the whole school with devil's nectar..... students singing about being mad while dosed with devil's nectar...... everyone having random rage outbursts.......

#fhjy #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #d20 #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #devil nectaring the school into being mad all the time???#em speaks

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thisisnotthenerd · 23 days

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The Last Stand Exam

This file documents the questions administered to the adventuring party known as the Bad Kids during their Last Standard Exam, in their junior year at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy. This assessment was produced from a variety of class materials relevant to the curriculum of the Aguefort Adventuring Academy, as submitted to the principal Arthur Aguefort prior to the start of the school year. This list is accompanied by documentation of the creatures the party known as the Bad Kids was required to face as part of the exam.

The exam is graded out of 100 points; the scoring involves the students correctly answering the questions in the appropriate time interval as well as their heroic last stands. The students are expected to simultaneously fight off a horde of creatures and participate in the examination equally; each student in this party must answer two of the twelve questions.

Neither exam aids, nor outside interference are permitted during the examination period--this excludes clerical divine intervention, as appropriately performed by a member of the party in question. By standard, the proctor must be protected--death of the proctor results in a 30 point score reduction regardless of circumstance.

By Solisian School District Standards, this party reports excellent grades and a high level of competency with regard to independent adventuring.* They were allotted a grace period prior to exam initiation for preparatory spellcasting and review of the exam parameters. Based on prior academic achievement**, the students were allowed two chances to defer a question or utilize previous materials in their response. Questions where these materials were used will be marked with a **.

Exam Proctor: Gavin Pundle

Assisting Cleric: Buddy Dawn

Party Members:

Adaine Abernant | Wizard

Kristen Applebees | Cleric

Figueroth Faeth | Bard / Paladin / Warlock / "Barbarian"

Riz Gukgak | Rogue

Fabian Aramais Seacaster | Fighter / Bard

Gorgug Thistlespring | Barbarian / Artificer

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Exam Questions

These will be listed with the appropriate subject as well as the allotted time, and prospective solutions. This is ordered with respect to how the students answered the questions, with the primary respondent indicated.

Investigation: (2 min)

Question: BONY GIRTH

Solution: NIGHT YORB

Primary Respondent: Riz Gukgak

Athletics: (1 min)

Question: What rival Bloodrush team do our beloved Owlbears most often compete against?

A) Buccaneers

B) Hellions

C) Grapplers

D) Scoundrels

Solution: B) Hudol Hellions

Primary Respondent: Fabian Aramais Seacaster

Religion: (1 min)

Question: Which rad Dwarven deity holds dominion over the art of Shredding?

A) Orrie

B) Ollie

C) Ormry

D) Oggie

Solution: B) Ollie

Primary Respondent: Kristen Applebees

Performance: (3 min)

Question: Please compose a limerick, sonnet, or haiku expressing your feelings and emotions relating to the exam you are currently taking.

Solution:

There was an exam that was hard

But luckily, I am a bard

The demons are slayed

'Cause of how we played

They're hoisted by their own petard

Primary Respondent: Figueroth Faeth

Elven: (1 min)

Question: Please translate the following phrase into Common:

"Pedo Mellon a Minno"

Extra Credit: The word "Mellon" is the root word for which extremely weak form of magic?

Solution: "Speak friends and enter"

Extra Credit Solution: Friendship

Primary Respondent: Adaine Abernant

History: (2 min)

Question: 225 immaculate conceptions occurred on the same day in Solace in reaction to the first public performance of which instrument?

A) The octocord

B) The electric lute

C) The astral piano

D) The hurdy-gurdy

Extra Credit: Nine months later, the newborns were discovered to have been wearing vests in utero. What material were the vests made out of?

Solution: B) The electric lute

Extra Credit Solution: Denim

Primary Respondent: Riz Gukgak

Common: (5 min)

Question: Please write a 300 word essay arguing for a proposed improvement at the aguefort Adventuring Academy in the space provided below.

Solution: We believe a greater amount of our grade should come from the actual good we do in the world. Given the number of times our adventuring party have been put in a situation where the actual fate of our very existence has hung in the balance, it seems only fitting that the result of our efforts impact our academic study. Considering the ultimate goal is to become adventurers, it makes the most sense that actual application of our skills would be most important. If actual adventuring doesn't show our skills, what will? No matter how many class I take, it won't make me a better bard or fighter. I, Fabian Seacaster, son of the great Bill Seacaster, privateer, not pirate... (108)**

Primary Respondent: Fabian Aramais Seacaster

Driver's Ed: (1 min)

Question: What is the proper way to reverse a vehicle's orientation 180 degrees while driving at top speed?

A) Signal the turn correctly

B) Slowly decrease acceleration

C) Engage the emergency brake

D) Rebuild the car facing the other way while driving

Solution: C) Engage the emergency brake

Primary Respondent: Figueroth Faeth

Medicine: (1 min)

Question: What is the most certain way for a wounded adventurer to make a full recovery from even the most grievous injuries?

A) Be healed by a powerful cleric

B) Drink an artifact-level healing potion

C) Receive a greater restoration from a celestial

D) Lie down for eight hours

Solution: D) Lie down for eight hours

Primary Respondent: Kristen Applebees

Arcana: (1 min)

Question: What is the most powerful form of magic?

Extra Credit: What is the easiest object in which to magically trap an opponent?

Solution: Chronomancy

Extra Credit Solution: A Gem

Primary Respondent: Adaine Abernant

Mathematics: (2 min)

Question: Two trains are driving toward one another on the same track. The first train leaves Elmville at 5:05 AM traveling at 60 miles per hour. The second train leaves Bastion City, 135 miles away, at 5:30 AM traveling at 70 miles per hour. What is the exact time that the collision will occur?

Solution: 6:20:46 AM**

Primary Respondent: Gorgug Thistlespring

Biology: (45 sec)

Question: Of the following creatures, which cannot turn its prey into stone?

A) Basilisk

B) Cockatrice

C) Gorgon

D) Manticore

Solution: D) Manticore

Primary Respondent: Gorgug Thistlespring

Written Portion of Exam: Passed (100% + 2 points extra credit)

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Last Stand Monsters

This table documents the monsters faced by the party within the duration of the Last Standard Examination. Note the indicated modifiers for the quantity of enemy combatants and the exam questions.

Format: Monster - Killing Blow

Otyugh - Fireball from Figueroth Faeth

Ochre Jellies - Fireball from Figueroth Faeth, Word of Radiance from Kristen Applebees

Gorgon - Sneak attack with arquebus from Riz Gukgak

Hydra - Attack with Fandrangor from Fabian Aramais Seacaster + Fire Breath from Hangman

Skeletons - Turn Undead from Kristen Applebees

Mimic - Green Flame Blade from Figueroth Faeth

Manticore - Banishment from Kristen Applebees

Shrimp Dragon - Hellish Rebuke from Figueroth Faeth

Roper - Sneak attack with arquebus from Riz Gukgak

Stirges - Spirit Guardians from Figueroth Faeth

Umber Hulk - Sneak attack with arquebus from Riz Gukgak

Wyvern - Spirit Guardians & Booming Blade from Figueroth Faeth

Crab Man - Attack with Fandrangor from Fabian Aramais Seacaster + Bite Attack from Hangman

Rust Monsters - Spirit Guardians from Figueroth Faeth, Erupting Earth from Adaine Abernant, Fire Breath from Hangman

Pentacorn - Green Flame Blade + Divine Smite from Figueroth Faeth

Purple Worm - Soloed by Gorgug Thistlespring

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Proctor Notes:

Party bard Figueroth Faeth used Disguise Self to assume form of proctor

Proctor attacked by Gorgon, not killed

Significant critical hits throughout combat from Gorgug Thistlespring.

Attendant Cleric Buddy Dawn was killed during the exam by unknown assailants; clarification on this event obtained post-exam and reported to the superintendent.

This party is on record as the first party to complete the Last Standard exam without perishing, thereby understanding Arthur Aguefort's intent for the assessment.

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*Reference files for evaluating adventuring party competency: AAA-BKQ-01-KVX, AAA-BKQ-02-CNK, AAA-BKQ-03-CNY

**This was awarded to Gorgug Thistlespring, for exemplary work as a triple-year artificer student, in addition to the junior year barbarian curriculum

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 meta #thisisnotthenerd's d20 stats #musings on the solisian school district #the perils of xp leveling #the last stand #the bad kids

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pumpkins-and-penguins · 4 months

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best part of fantasy high has to be that brennan lee mulligan famously

a. did not attend high school

b. is not from a suburb

#those are probably the two most universal american experiences #and he somehow avoided them both #home schooled nyc kid playing a jock .. incredible to think about #dimension 20 #fantasy high #brennan lee mulligan

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wolfziedraws · 3 months

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Good Gorgug Hunting

#more colored sketches while i procrastinate my thesis #i cant stress enough how much i love the school scenes this season #theyre so deeply chaotic oh my god #Gorgug giving me flashbacks to taking 1 million ap classes oughhh #he can do it though hes the greatest barbarian wizard artificer of our time #d20 #dimension 20 fhjy #fantasy high junior year #gorgug thistlespring #fanart #spoilers #but out of context so not rlly

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roll4gay · 5 months

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SAVE ME, INTREPID HEROES

Intrepid heroes, save me

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star-wrld · 16 days

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kipperlilly being so jealous of riz for his traumatic backstory and claiming it gives him an unfair advantage when in reality riz's entire arc this season has been about how he has to be 10 times better than everyone else if he even wants a chance to go to college because he is so poor. doesn't matter that he already saved the world multiple times. lol.

#like riz may never be able to go to school #kristen is functionally homeless #fabian was neglected his entire life #the list goes on #urgh #d20 #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high junior year spoilers #kipperlilly copperkettle #riz gukgak

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jq37 · 4 months

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OK Brennan, if you aren't gonna let me have Aelwyn posted up in the manor at all times, having her use her dramatic villain skills to protect Adaine before going off to teach middle schoolers is the next best thing I could have hoped for. What a mental image--Ms. "I Came Here To Fuck" teaching cantrips to eleven-year-olds. Wild.

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #d20 #d20 spoilers #aelwyn abernant #NEMESIS WARD #I'm obsessed with the concept #also I always headcanonned aelwyn as going CPS but middle school teacher is SOOOO good #God I hope they crash a class at some point #can you imagine her having to protect a class of kids from some end of the world bullshit?#I can only dream #you think she's teaching at the school the child dwarves they beat up go to?#Oakshield I think?

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say-hi-intrepid-heroes · 4 months

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reminder that the Bad Kids are just that -- KIDS!!! Fabian is allowed to flirt with everything he sees without defining his sexuality. Kristen is allowed to still be figuring out who she is and what her beliefs are. Gorgug is allowed to take as many levels of Artificer he wants. Fig is allowed to change parts of her personality or class. Adaine is allowed to be cool without her anxiety defining her. and Riz is allowed to try out new styles and vibes as much as he wants.

They are KIDS!!!! they are allowed to change and be complex and make choices that a competent adult might not. they are figuring themselves out. stop saying they're "bad" or "stupid" for it. they aren't. this is normal.

#i went through major personality shifts at 14 16 and 18 in high school so they're normal #dimension 20 #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high

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marinecanary · 3 months

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Every week I get a new favorite Beardsley-Wilson screenshot

#theyre the most popular kids in school #as they should be #dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #fantasy high junior year #dnd #fhjy #dimension20 #kristen applebees #fabian seacaster #ally beardsley #lou wilson

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satisfactuality · 30 days

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kristen applebees realest lesbian bc i too would see a nice 6'6" girl in a beekeeper suit who loved baklava and be down bad enough to let her take 24 hours to workshop a pick up line

#gertie bladeshield my beloved #brennen describing her as lovely got me sighing like a school girl #gertie bladeshield #fantasy high #dimension 20 #kristen applebees

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natjennie · 3 months

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the injustice of the rat grinders technically playing by the rules and getting lauded for it because they have discipline and are generally Good at School vs the bad kids literally saving the world every other day and having to play catch-up to be acknowledged for it. the way that public school only caters to people who are good at "playing the game" of the education system and anyone that can't function how the school deems you should under its strict policies and conditions is tossed aside and called a failure. how are we feeling, american public school survivors?

#as a disabled person who did well in high school only because i could see how they wanted me to respond #and then as soon as college came and you actually had to like. think and do stuff. i fell apart #i am seeing some truths that. hurt.#fhjy #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high

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treehuggeranonymous · 7 days

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I know it was a bit, but after finding out that the Augefort by laws include rules that are to do with Elmville, I actually think non-students should get to vote for the student body president.

#fhjy #dimension 20 #kristen applebees #ally beardsley #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #I don’t know if Elmville has a mayor but they definitely have less power than the school principal in this town #let the people vote

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