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「 Demon-to-Human!AU Domestic Fluff Headcanons 」

Lucifer ┊ Mammon ┊ Levi ┊ Satan ┊ Asmo ┊ Beel ┊ Belphie

Lucifer

— [cw] ⨾ none

leaves his devildom responsiblities to mammon because he knows he is capable enough to perform well just kidding satan’s the secret head and the rest of them help out best they can as lucifer instructed them to but don’t tell mammon that

d i l f.

*ahem*

DILF.

“Well, I suppose I do have a son, but he doesn’t have a mother.”

every single parent within 3 blocks: BARK BARK AWOOGA

MC: “Because the mom left! She birthed Sata— STAN, SHE Birthed Stan, his son, but left him and Luci after that, aha aha.”

Lucifer: -_-

Amazing cook! Has a ‘Rad Dad’ apron that was gifted to him from his simps the neighborhood book club.

Thrives off the attention he gets from everyone at barbecues- BIG showoff when grilling.

“-so in theory, you could say I was a single parent to 6 little boys.”

*crowd loses their collective mind all the dads start crying children stampede towards him mothers use him as an example to compare their kids to while scolding them—*

But whenever Lucifer is able to spend some quality time with you, especially nights where he can tell you’re feeling particularly bothered by the attention he gets from the neighbors, he never fails to give you even more attention than he gives to his daily tasks.

His eyes always look at you in a meticulous yet admiring way, choosing to make direct eye contact that yields nothing from you, accepting of all you are.

“My love, I’ll say it a thousand times if you only say the word. MC, I’m completely and utterly yours. I love you. I love you, MC...

The look on Lucifer’s face when spouting his pure admiration for you is something so precious you’re sure it could easily disappear with a touch.

But it never does.

This side of Lucifer that’s so expressive and earnest and full of love feels like it was handcrafted for you alone. Like it was longing for someone worthy for the former Avatar of Pride to latch onto and fade away with.

His life as a stay at home boyfriend so far has been pretty stress free, which leaves him plenty of time to spoil you to his heart’s content. Look forward to home cooked meals and chores taken care of when you get home from a long day of work!

“Welcome home, my beloved. *forehead kiss* Dinner’s prepared, so do get changed quickly, yes?”

He definitely wants to start building his way up to a powerful position in this human society (CEO) but is desperately trying to find any other option that doesn’t involve starting from the bottom (office worker).

Tries to blackmail and persuade Diavolo into being a reference on his resume. No luck. He‘s an accountant now. (despite his resume looking pretty sus ??? he must have made some kind of impression to get hired for sure dilf)

Lucifer’s personality becomes a lot more relaxed, cheerful, and open with his new human lifestyle. The wrinkles on his forehead are only proof of his previously stressful lifestyle, as his face rarely contorts into one of annoyance anymore.

speaking of annoyance,

The brothers still visit from time to time and even without his demon powers he’s able to teach the demon boys human housemanners. (F in the chat for Mammon he never takes off his god awful shoes before coming in) goes to string up mammon from a chandelier but then remembers you guys only have those boobie ceiling lights—

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