dick chalice (idk how to send multiple pics in a submission whoops)

now that I have it hung please look at this unfuckingbelievably cool lamp my wife gave me for christmas

obsessed with this church sign

lets just say "he" rises every day... and by he i mean, well... 😏

it is my penits

Honest question for y'all: do we think Ishmael ate a guy? I have been thinking this for a long time but just the fact that he doesn't tell you his real name and also he kind of maniacally (in the medical sense) changes the subject to infodump (in the medical sense) about whales and some other things, idk, sometimes I feel like what happened on the Pequod might have actually been worse than he's telling us, maybe even as bad as what happened following the wreck of the Essex and his surviving on the coffin his boyfriend built in eerie but inevitable prophecy may be a metaphor in more ways than one and it's better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian and anyway did Ishmael eat a guy and just not tell us

mayube the real whale was the fruends we made along the way

ishmael to ahab right before the entire crew of the pequod gets killed

petition to make the whale weekly-related tag “dickposting”

listening to the doom 2016 soundtrack is an unexpectedly good way to get through covid.

FUCK YOU! i scream as my cells are ravaged, both by the virus and the pulsating synth of BFG division

Dick looks like such a himbo in the Grayson comics...

LMAO.

If I had a dick I'd sploink that shit till it splooted. If u know what I mean.

penis

ATTENTION MOBY DICK ENJOYERS

there is currently a bracket going for fictional boats

our close personal friend the Pequod is LOSING to the Black Pearl

everybody get in here and VOTE for the superior, gayer ship please and thank you

So I signed up for Whale Weekly, as one does when Dracula Daily has wrapped up and one is in need of a new hobby, and chapter one dropped yesterday.

Not ignoring what is good, I am quick to perceive a horror, and could still be social with it—would they let me—since it is but well to be on friendly terms with all the inmates of the place one lodges in.

Ishmael is definitely a monster-fucker.

Moby Dick again.

Guys, one of my students is reading an abridged, age-appropriate, ESL learner-appropriate copy of Moby Dick and it is so interesting. A lot of things they simply spell out because that makes sense for the English level as a reader (some of which are weird choices, like for example explicitly stating Queequeg is from New Zealand, like specifically New Zealand the British colonial nation, not Aotearoa the indigenous name, but he isn't from there anyway, maori is just another word for indigenous, in Te Reo it's Māori and from description IMO Queequeg's Tahitian Mā'ohi. Other changes are more straightforward.) Like for example, this version starts, "Call me Ishmael. That is not my real name." Obviously OG you pick that up even though it's never said but it's interesting because it means we can talk about it together. Especially because I had such a great time explaining the concept of an unreliable narrator, and how some are lying to you on purpose, some are not in their right minds, some don't even have an inkling they're not seeing clearly, some have a view that is simply limited by being one human, and most are combinations.

Anyway, it was such a lovely chat to have and I am absolutely beyond touched that she literally started reading this because I like it so much. Also she has OPINIONS about Ahab and it's dope and also it's very fun to be in a super homophobic situation like my school and just casually say about a work of great literature, "Oh yes, they'll be sharing a bed for the rest of the book."

what do unthink ismehal ishammerl mobydick guy woul dthings aboti whalefalls

dude would go crazy about the inescapable life of the ocean and the essentiality of death

she iced my dick til i creamed it