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dokani · 9 months

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decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

#then from that point the day can only get better #wake up like MEDICAL BILLS?!#and then go oh no nvm #my friend had a one piece poster like this above their bed #i made fun of them for it #look at me now #anyways they look so cute here #despite the fact they look like they’re studying me!#appraising my value!#alas!#house md #diagnosis: yaoi

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bakurasvampire · 4 months

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wjat if instead of talking to my therapist about only more of my ptsd tomorrow i draw her thiefshipping for the whole session . thats a fair trade i think.

#random rambles #vent... not really though #only if you like squint #terrified for my depression and (possible) ptsd diagnosis genuinely #save me yaoi thieves save me

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bardinthezone · 5 months

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If you have not heard of hbomberguy and/or haven't watched his latest video (Plagiarism and You(Tube)), you HAVE to give it a watch. If you give a shit about media literacy and honest creative practices, even a little bit (which. you're on tumblr, i'm assuming you at least pretend to), you have to give it a watch. It goes incredibly in-depth about some shady, shitty "creators" on YouTube and explains just how harmful plagiarism can be to everyone involved. Plus, any ad revenue made off the video is going directly to the heretofore uncredited creators who have been stolen from.

And if you don't have time to do that (fair, given it's an almost 4 hour video), please at least check out this playlist. It's a playlist of queer video essayists doing analysis on a variety of subjects, from Merlin to the Wild West to self-diagnosis to yaoi. They do legitimate, entertaining, thought provoking work and they deserve your attention.

#hbomberguy #plagiarism and you(tube)#queer community #queer #gay #sapphic #james somerton #illuminaughtii

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lesbiangiratina · 11 days

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Return of clinical depression diagnosis

I was looking through my favorites folder for some kind of image to attach to this and i saw yaoi tribute video kitten testament so im going with that. Professionally diagnosed little sadass i can do whatever i want

#it was kind of funny therapist was like do you find pleasure in your interests and hobbies. yknow depression questions.#and i was like yeah its like the only thing that makes me happy. and she was like oh. thats also not so good #and like yeah okay fine. fair.#i guess ill WORK ON IT.#the kat goes meow

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yanventi · 2 years

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please tell me this blog is a joke omg. "yandere" just say u both demonize and fetishize personality disorders and leave

I got a yandere diagnosis from the astral yaoi doctor but okay.

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kittensnax · 5 months

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Real question: is there house md fanfiction? And I don't mean like, old man yaoi. I don't mean Dr. Chase's Footjob From Down Under. I don't mean 26 pages of Cameron's inner workings. I mean do people write medical mystery fiction under the house md name. Actually are there just books like that? I was obsessed with Mystery Diagnosis on the health channel as a kid and all I want is to hear doctors prescribe the wrong medicine 4 times before going "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU INHALED SPORES FROM A FERN IN EL SAVADOR... ITS CLEARLY J. FILTRUM'S DISEASE"

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neotrances · 8 months

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i think stuff like this is exactly y i don’t rlly interact with those like “actually autistic, actually disabled blogs” <- refrencing the name of the tags they use not questioning their disability, bc atleast from a outside perspective it’s constant discourse and belittling one another or policing over words for i reason and it’s like my god how do u wake up every day and go to war with ppl for idk saying “haha im blind” bc they have poor eyesight when they technically aren’t fully blind . andthey always list all their diagnosis and traumas and freak out at ppl randomly u ppl r weird reblog yaoi instead

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thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001 · 1 year

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yaoi diagnosis

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cakejerry · 8 months

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can we PLS talk about their size difference??? their contrasts overall aren't only hot, but it's super adorable? sorry I love them so much kdkelfkkskw

idk im actually kinda pissed, I've been fighting the JIMIN IS NOT THATTT SMALL, IT'S ONLY A FEW INCHES fight since 2015 (jimin stan disease) but he is deadsetttt on proving me wrong like. Oh he's sick I know he gets off on it too like. Muscle kink strength kink having sizequeen fuck......... Ik he wants jk to railllll him seven days a week.... Turns out the fanfic writers saying jimin DROWNS in jk's shirts and nothing else after they fuck were right all along.... Literally yaoi ass proportions, jimin i tried i really did but i could not protect you from the TWINK accusations!! Built like a little spindly fairy at his big age, oh the twink death needs to catch up with him FAST before i lose my mind.... It's actually crazy how much he's suffered from fatphobia in his life while being literally naturally built petite like that, like oh ik he was mad at his baby cheeks, also its funny how a good portion fandom STILL perceives him as this like fertile breedable feminine hips-having soft chubby omega because of them, meanwhile he looks like a strong breeze will blow him away, literal skin and bones it's almost scary to mee........... he will never be free omg JIMIN WE NEED YOU TO COOOK (and eat and gain like 20 pounds EXPEDITIOUSLY and im not kidding)....... Military service you're our last hope

EDIT: notice how I said "he will never be free"... I am fully aware that I am judging his body. He will never please everyone so I'm gonna continue to hate on my blog with 10 followers. But skinnyphobia is not a thing and knowing what preceded his looks now it's safe to say I'm sticking to my diagnosis of "scary" and my insistence that he gain some weight.

Also somebody calling me horny in replies when I am possibly the only person in the world who is not 💀💀

#sorry to all the people that find it hot im just 🤢🤢🤢 for several reasons #anon

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ystrike1 · 2 years

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Syuuchaku Alpha no Chioukyou Method (Yaoi) - By Tonomaru (6/10)

Oh boy. The yaoi trifecta of mediocrity. We meet again. This omegaverse story contains noncon and the entire plot revolves around a single misunderstanding. The yandere moments get more extreme with each passing chapter.

Asahi became an omega late. He thought he was a beta. His new gender identity scares him and he doesn't know what to do. He has a best friend named Kei. He tells Kei about the diagnosis, because he trusts his friend.

Kei has been hiding his feelings for Asahi. In this setting omegas react very strongly when they meet their fated mate. Asahi isn't madly attracted to Kei, and that means he's not the one. Kei is furious, because Asahi's true love is somebody else.

The two boys have been together since childhood. I really don't know why Kei didn't just freaking talk about his feelings, but he sexually assaults Asahi instead. Their friendship breaks apart and Asahi doesn't tell anyone because he's ashamed.

Kei and Asahi would be dating if Kei wasn't a weirdo. Literally he just had to treat Asahi with respect. Asahi already kinda had a crush on him and everything, but Kei is crazy about this fated pair thing. They stay far apart for years, but Kei never dates. Asahi is too insecure to date because of his gender. When they meet again at a party with mutual friends Asahi realizes that he was in love with Kei back then.

Asahi reacts to Kei, but again it doesn't seem like Kei is his fated one. Kei loses it and he assults Asahi again. Then he puts a protective collar on Asahi. Omegas wear these to protect themselves from pair bites. Asahi makes him wear it all the time and they become sex friends.

Kei is a really, really insecure yandere. He fully intends to chase Asahi's fated partner away if he ever appears. He doesn't want Asahi to care about anyone else, and he feels inferior because Asahi's omega instincts don't want him. Asahi's actual feelings don't matter for some stupid reason. Kei is probably the most insecure "alpha male" I've come across. If that's your thing you'll like this.

#yandere #male yandere #yandere male #yandere boy #recommendations #recs #rec #recommended #yaoi #Syuuchaku Alpha no Chioukyou Method (Yaoi)

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dokani · 9 months

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boyfriends who dose together, stay together <3

#you dosed me! you dosed ME!#their love language is dosing #house md #greg house #james wilson #diagnosis: yaoi #ALSO OUT OF CONTEXT THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE #THIS IS #HILSON #CONTENT I PROMISE

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renardtrickster · 5 months

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Gumball off the shits (Also Cantu is LGBTQ+ himself, so he can say it)

First, this is the funniest possible way to learn this information.

Second, REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!

Third, in light of the fact that my F-word Pass was redundant, I hereby use my status as a neurodivergent (official ADHD diagnosis) and physically disabled person (glasses) to forgive him for calling Dream a retard.

Fourth, I feel like this adds to the ongoing "Cantu as the hero we didn't know we needed" mythology I've been building in my head. Because I know a notable contingent of Dream's fans are Real Person Shippers who draw art and write fic of him and his other minecraft friends, Dream Yaoi (real) is a thing you can find on the internet that is real (real). And I'm pretty sure Dream is straight, and if he *isn't* straight then this information would do to gay rights what Ida Family Guy did to trans rights. So the fact that a queer guy delivered upon him the First Open Hand Palm Slap of Justice and then Dream tried to smear or cancel him for homophobia? Basically I think this guy might be Captain Ahab and Dream is his white whale, destined to fall before his blade.

#ask and receive #me calling dream a white whale isn't a fat joke by the way #i know that was another thing cantu did and someone else with the requisite pass will have to give him that one

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ladyjaja · 2 years

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i made a box thats a rng script tht reads from a notecard .. the contents of the notecard is a transcription of a large chunk of me and lady cpu’s buzzword codex.. i use this rng tool to generate hacks and spells for upcoming vn “precious theatre!”

heres a bunch of hacks i generated tonight:

WARP ORANGE INTENTION TRANSFER

CLOVER SMARTBOARD PEDESTAL

PICTURE TEMPLE CUT FILM

COSMIC PRINCESS PLUSH DIRK

EMBLEM FUNCTION TUCAN YURI

MAGNETIC OVERCLOCK CROSS AVATAR

PELICAN GENDER RING

CYPRUS CIRCUIT BOARD

small queen nerd vampire

petal mountain webisode hole

girl sewer message district

sweet bodydata ribbon modify

cross symbol award twin

secretary cookie owl

temporary satellite palace

psychic moral tunnel

primitive backend quill bible

denpa princess princess spirit imitation

ROCK STAR TAPE VISION WEDDING TUTOR

naughty cheatcode bridge reaper

strong pudding

rock mod nemesis

student council sharpie jpg

pelican hpunch faceup

super movement needle actor

vibrator zapdos power-faith

hentai mega sewing diciple

dekbass knowledge crybaby

invisibility bomb slipper

shit religion ideal fruit post

rescue helper chocolate hack space

familiar/special storm

spirit momo x

frilly seagull church

nu crayon textbox

dark loveletter

painkiller rom mystic

harddrive power brother

amy rose punishment operating system

investigation: snowflake recovery guide

media practice moral chant!

complex tuna ritual-potion

summon bff

%slowburn

secretary camera ego

d-pad emerald ego

dekbass angel estrogen

murder million daughter loop

crime beta sewing mecha

!! scripted agent investigation email !!

!! frequency flunk project !!

sutro topaz dimension

!! meow emblem !!

student council desktop

3rd party recovery effect

yaoi society cloud

feral fanclub callcenter

time travel defense blueprint

cosmic elevator clown

chocolate vibrator intention

login mystic snowboard

!! rollcall repost !!

condition mp3

text tournament

gem maiden

vn tunnel

paw tea

slowburn idol

pacify mmd marble

glove? broken leek

probation reboot pencil case

fact check avatar

sexy elephant

cockroach dungeon

dungeon vaccine

processing twin cannabis

familiar dictionary record token

dual sculpture justice

sister class: strange

dissonance leek

garden lamb chibi

peer to peer mouse cell phone

hairclip design botfarm

psyduck million ancestor

tutu dark dissonance

construction paranoia snake

luxury cola

mage primitive

weird doujin eggman dashboard ceremony

!! targeted individual dizzy hypno idol !!

location controller

lament phenomena

permanent copy actress

sign up prize

sister user motion data

synthetic grape vehicle

tucan password trial

familiar lesbian

technique password

custard dungeon

mount murder

equal exception hentai

hope: lesbian space program gala

dual weird lament wink

permanent paintbrush

secretary wish picture

vn boost

fur alpha

friendship picture projection errand

diamond os

leak email

nvl palmtree diagnosis

mother frog hack

alpha mask roll call

perfect frozen reciever doll

sonic committee lunch

emerald rng blender

pray scarlette serpent

shop mammoth apophenia

president dragon teto

dashboard 5g poet

violin codex frill

silver non-network

codex technique theory

quit invisibility org

virtual bomb novel

!! studio alphabet doki !!

lucky app

satellite d-pad technique

repost water divide

interplanetary pretty pigeon

paranoia bodyguard

mango fasshion

fishing tunnel administrator

dragon gallery tiger

mega mantra crow

cylinder hud

bully doily melon cousin

cave yaoi special

royal project library

cpu charm palace

permanent rockstar hammer

disturbing breakfast

profile satan haha brother

dressup book advantage

organic message board alien

mayday stream manifest synthetic court justice

big crow theory snake font recovery

vacccine alien demonic intention chapter

hpunch hpunch turn virtual passion bgm trap

yaye strawberry / order pdf chain invisibility

#wafadiary #heavesmiles

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maskedinfinate · 3 months

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Obsession with yaoi has grown. Diagnosis: lonely dummy disease (LDD) /aff

Solution: even more yaoi

yaoi

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nutzworth · 5 months

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obviously the popularization (or should i say tiktokification) of the whole "is he acoustic?" thing is the worst thing in the world especially as neurotypical take it and twist it to hell and back. Unsure if theyre neurotypical actually. but neurotypical enough for their jokes about it to be WEIRD. and like im not diagnosed but you know i have my suspicions. and thats whatever and im always conscious about self diagnosis. ANYWAY.

a few days ago in my psychology class something evil and terrible happened and i keep thinking about it... we;re learning about memory and how it works and theres different kinds of encoding (like putting an experience into memory storage). and theres visual encoding (the look of stuff) and semantic encoding (the meaning of stuff) and ACOUSTIC encoding (the sound of stuff). and when my psych teacher said these 3 types some of the most annoying kids in my class (their asses do not do the homework. brother this is AP. stop cheating on your 4 question reading check quizzes. stop talking to each other when were doing stuff. holy christ.) these kids were like ACOUSTIC! LOL! IS IT ACOUSTIC! TEE HEE! and i was pissed off. commenting that sort of thing on a tiktok post is one thing (as i expect terrible jokes to be there) but you shouldnt bring that into real life. especially not for such a mundane word as acoustic. do you flip your shit if i mention acoustic guitars? whats wrong with you? its the same kind of forbidden that mentioning homestuck at school is. or like danganronpa. or yaoi or other just SO online concepts. you dont bring that sort of thing to our place of LEARNING! HAVE RESPECT!

anyway thats my story. i keep thinking about it. hate these damn kids. i hope they all fail out of the class during finals. theyre literally so evil "psych teacher what do you meeean we have to do homework and reading :-( i dont waaanna im so buuusy cant we do this tomorrow cant we have a work day today instead of doing the fun things youve planned :-(" and like YOURE the one that signed up for the AP CLASS!!!!!!!! boo hoo you cant skip the reading this is COLLEGE. COPE!

all these damn kids have leadership and sports and like 4 ap classes and theyre taking a college class like ok youre burnt out you did it to yourself. cope and seethe or quit some extracurriculars. pretty sure fewer extracurriculars you do good on are better than 1 million extracurriculars you all FAIL. i also recognize i am like the best at doing school nothing truly gets me other than school i love to learn + will crumble in the job force cus im too good at school to be doing anything else but like you know. the least you can do is stop complaining. i wish murder was legal sometimes

#me #long ass ramble #is he acoustic #whatever. me lore drop. im in psychology and i would love it if it was half the class (the half that TRIES.)#these kids rely on favors from the teacher for everything and it sucks. and they get them too #cus the teachers love everyone. they love me + my buddy the most though (we are normal + do our work quietly)#it is a serious ego boost to talk to the teacher about something and theyre like "but you dont have to worry about that. i know you. uoure #youre fine.” im like aah teacher i love you thaaank you. this is why i like my teachers more than my peers. fuck my peers to be real

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bugjomes · 6 months

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List of starting yaoi for the aspiring fugioshi:

Finding Nemo

Dads at Boyscouts in real life

Electrons

The two pieces of bread on a sandwich separated by the stuff inside the sandwich

Touching jeans in a department store

The creaking of your shitty car's suspension

The Saw movies

Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Ted Talks by landlords

The paper with your epilepsy diagnosis from your neurologist

Discipline and Punish by Michel Foucalt

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