She is a menace to everyone she has ever met. She digs holes in her friends' lives for fun. Seeker of pity, pity revenge. Makes men's lives insufferable. Has tried multiple times to kill her twin brother, burned her college roommate, had a male stripper unknowingly strip on his estranged daughter just because he insinuated that she was his rock bottom. She grew up rich, so has moments of being snarky and spoiled. Her favorite word is 'c*cksucker'. She says she feels special because she is the only woman in her friend group and says she hates other women and the only way for women to thrive is if they race against each other (all this sexism is because of her friend group and family but i shan't elaborate lest i won't stop) She lies to her therapist about her life constantly just to see if she will believe it, also broke a lot of plates and glasses in said therapist's office. Her wiki page for crimes committed speaks for itself, but she is just more of an asshole and a prick.
Ankh
He stole a cop's body and refused to give it back, he steals ice cream from kids and eats it in front of them, he endangers random bank tellers by letting the monster loose in their building run rampant without letting his lackey fight it. Pretty much the worst Birb you've ever seen. Oh yeah 800 years ago he betrayed all his friends and he'll do it again :) I forgot abt his threats to the other main characters' lives bc he does that so often but yeah he does that too! Ankh is 3 edgy 5 u or w/e the kids say. But he is the gayest
Hear me out: IASIP genderbender episode where everyone plays itself as the opposite gender.
So Mac ("MacKenzie"?) is a butch lesbian (not very hard to picture) played by Rob.
Frank ("Francine"?) is an ugly woman played by DeVito.
Charlie ("Cat", it reads as "Charlie" but she still doesn't know how to spell it) is just your usual Charlie (sans the beard, maybe?) and with she/her pronouns.
Now it gets tricky: The Twins.
Glen plays Dee's genderbent version, whose name is, you guessed it: Dennis.
Kaitlyn plays Dennis' genderbent version: Dee.
Because they are twins, we already know what their name would be if they were the opposite sex.
So you have a blonde Dennis with Dee's personality and a brunette Dee with Dennis' personality.
Of course, you could have Kaitlyn playing Dennis (Dee's male version) and Glen playing Dee (Dennis' female version), but idk I like it the other way better.
2023 Tumblr Ultimate Fail Son Competition Round 3: Bombshell Blonde (Dee Reynolds vs. Stede Bonnet)
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He is a jerk. He is Spike. Of course he is a jerk. And he is a walking paradox. He was bad, is bad, but got better. No you can't fix him, but you can love him for his efforts.
Dee Reynolds
She is a menace to everyone she has ever met. She digs holes in her friends' lives for fun. Seeker of pity, pity revenge. Makes men's lives insufferable. Has tried multiple times to kill her twin brother, burned her college roommate, had a male stripper unknowingly strip on his estranged daughter just because he insinuated that she was his rock bottom. She grew up rich, so has moments of being snarky and spoiled. Her favorite word is 'c*cksucker'. She says she feels special because she is the only woman in her friend group and says she hates other women and the only way for women to thrive is if they race against each other (all this sexism is because of her friend group and family but i shan't elaborate lest i won't stop) She lies to her therapist about her life constantly just to see if she will believe it, also broke a lot of plates and glasses in said therapist's office. Her wiki page for crimes committed speaks for itself, but she is just more of an asshole and a prick.
Watching The Gang Goes to Hell is like oh I鈥檓 sexually attracted to Charlie and then oh they made Mac gay canon and then oh my god they鈥檙e holding hands I鈥檓 going to cry and then oh nvm