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Thinking about Ryan/Hosea (Death Rides a Horse/Red Dead Redemption 2 crossover) like. Their character arcs are thematically opposed but they WOULD fuck. A reformed outlaw and an outlaw with zero intention of reforming but I think they would just get each other on a very intimate level and neither would expect the other to change. Under no circumstances should they get very involved in each other's lives. Their lives are incompatible. They should have a brief but intimate hook up they should be pen pals. Their found families might kill each other if introduced. If the two of them were ever in the same room together the fruity old man vibes would become so powerful as to knock every straight person unconscious.
This is complete crack so don't take it too seriously but like. I think they should meet
#personal (ok to rb)#rysea explained#rysea#the tag I have just coined#Ryan#death rides a horse 1967#hosea matthews#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#... I've asked for this as one of my requests in the candy hearts (interim replacement chocolate box) exchange#death rides a horse
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Death Rides a Horse (1967)
#death rides a horse#1967#1960s#vintage#film#movie#poster#movie poster#poster art#western#cowboy#lee van cleef
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oh, the inherent subtext of an equal partnership...
#mantimer#blondco#dollars trilogy#For a Few Dollars More (1965)#the good the bad and the ugly (1966)#a bullet for the general (1966)#butch cassidy and the sundance kid (1969)#death rides a horse (1967)#day of anger (1967)#django kill... if you live shoot! (1967)#The Big Gundown (1966)#the mercenary (1968)#tombstone (1993)#niñcho#westerns#🍝#🤠#that gay shit#videos#i cant tag all the characters/actors featured in this vid unfortunately. tumblr wont let me.#gonna just tag the film titles! hope that works. aaaaah i had so much fun making this#this was originally gonna be a strictly 60's spaghetti western edit but i couldnt resist adding two specific american westerns#bc i knew they had scenes that would work well with the rest of the vid#fun fact: this upload is my 1000th post on this blog!!!! :D#anyways. plz enjoy the potent homoeroticism i've compiled for y'all#pardner posts
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I wanna write comfort fics for LVC characters
#PLEASE#I NEED TOO#lee van cleef#day of anger#the good the bad and the ugly#sabata#death rides a horse (1967)
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Good day! I bring you some Ryill content. I really enjoy the man to man concept of the movie, it deserves the title. They save eachother and give eachother chances to live, to ride on and follow eachother even though they want to get revenge on the same people, alone. A couple questions I had, I wove them in, along with my favorite type of diologue, where it repeats and becomes a theme.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46973545/chapters/118333375
#lee van cleef#spaghetti western#death rides a horse#ryill#1967 western#western#bill is traumatized#poor boy#bill mecieta#ryan#i wrote this instead of sleeping#whoops
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Death Rides a Horse (1967) - IMDb
I love these films. These spaghetti westerns are magical
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trying to find a copy of Death Rides a Horse (1967) with subtitles to pirate bc I can’t understand shit
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few of my aziracrow hcs throughout history:
in the 16th century crowley started the rumor that dead bodies could cure disease just for fun and it got a LITTLE out of hand when the rich actually starting eating that shit. he got a commendation for it and not only was it weird as hell but aziraphale didn't talk to him for at least two decades bc of it so it wasn't worth it
crowley was exclusively fem presenting in the 1970's and tried therapy that decade in hopes of getting her head screwed on right might make her enough for a certain angel. she ended up only going to 3 sessions and wiping her therapists memory of everything
aziraphale joined the army in ww1 as a medic and healed mostly in france till he was called away to an assignment (keep some promising young priest safe and make sure he ascends to sainthood) which took years and the war was over when he got back
crowley was a plague doctor in the 14-15th century bc he was originally supposed to tempt ppl into death but he could never actually bring himself to do it so he ended up lying to hell and healing/comforting people in their last moments of death. got found out eventually by hell and was kept Downstairs for a few decades in the 1400's. the black death and the famines that followed it after is the reason he despises the 14th century so much (also he just hated seeing aziraphale so skinny and so worried)
crowley invented the flat earth theory and the 'sun revolves around the earth' theory. hell gave him several commendations
crowley was on the titanic and has held a grudge against every single body of water ever since
crowley was friends with mary magdalene
crowley was forced (by hell ofc) to marry one of the lords she was tempting in the late 1500s and she did, reluctantly, until she got so tired of his bullshit she was like 'nah fuck this' and ran away. that got her a few decades of paperwork in hell but really, it was worth it. (the whole time aziraphale wrote her letters and was trying to figure out why he felt so heartbroken everytime he thought of crowley being married to another)
crowley helped put out fires in the great fire of london and when hell reprimanded him for it he made some excuses about helping the rebellion rise among the citizens and everyone hated lord bloodworth, even hell, so he reasoned he should've gotten a commendation alone for annoying the man. ALSO he did NOT lift a finger for the St Paul cathedral so they should be happy with him, really! aziraphale was in france at the time, watching Molière's newest comedy, even tho he barely understood a word.
crowley bleached her hair ONCE in the 1980's and immediately regretted it and miracled it away before anyone could see
crowley tempted one of the man working on the first translation of the bible and added spelling mistakes for shits and giggles
crowley would have married aziraphale in rome
aziraphale used to give rides to crowley back when they rode on horses cause horses canonically hate crowley and aziraphale might've been a smug bitch about it but he still liked helping crowley out. (crowley sat there like a block of salt the entire time and did not think of anything but his hands on aziraphale's waist for months after)
somewhere between 1941 and 1967 crowley confessed or TRIED to confess his feelings for aziraphale but was immediately shut down (even tho az felt the same) bc aziraphale was scared that heaven would find out and that crowley would be in danger. they parted on shit terms after and that's the reason they were so tense with each other in 1967 bc there was already a rejection between them
after the flood aziraphale saved every injured animal that he found bc he couldn't bear the thought of 'wasting' god's 'mercy'
crowley wanted to be a highwayman in the late 1700s but they heard it involved horse riding so they settled for being a footpad (travelled and robbed on foot) for a while and aziraphale disapproved, obviously, but he was no snitch
crowley rescued aziraphale from pirates once (aziraphale refused to part w his books and they were just about to execute him before crowley showed up) with a shitty fucking getaway boat and everything. aziraphale kissed his cheek in thank you and crowley promptly fell out of said shitty fucking getaway boat
in the early days crowley tried to convince himself that what he felt for aziraphale was simple jealousy or obsession with what he couldn't have but sometime after job he gave up
crowley invented jesters. aziraphale was a jester for an assignment (looking after a promising king and making sure he ascended to sainthood) and crowley laughed her ass OFF when she saw aziraphale in his little jester outfit. she still brings it up sometimes and aziraphale ignores her everytime
aziraphale kept bees in the 18th century and, following tradition (i kid u not) gossiped to them about crowley in exchange for honey
when crowley learned of what god asked abraham to do with isaac he was like 'oh absolutely fucking NOT' and 'kidnapped' him (politely asked isaac to come with him somewhere safe). aziraphale came to 'demand' him back until crowley explained the situation, after which he hemmed and hawed until he was like 'well... WELL!!' and stayed to 'watch' over them (make flower crowns with isaac)
aziraphale found crowley asleep on noah's ark with her arms warped around every animal she could reach and felt an emotion he wouldn't name for another 3000 years
aziraphale invited himself over to crowley's to celebrate 1999's new years eve and crowley did the littlest tempting they've ever done so aziraphale would hug one of their pillows all night and after he left crowley miracled his scent to never leave the pillow and still sleeps with it every night and pretend they have everything they want
#yes im history nerd and insane#im not normal about them and exactly 1 person asked to hear my hcs so i had to make a post#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#good omens headcanon
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Death Rides a Horse (1967) starring Lee Van Cleef (1925-1989) in his spaghetti western heyday and John Phillip Law (1937-2008).
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westerns that have lee van cleef in them (or lee van cleef in westerns)
A Few Dollars More (1965)
Day of Anger (1967)
Death Rides A Horse (1967)
Sabata (1969)
Return of Sabata (1971)
Take A Hard Ride (1975)
#watching westerns with lee van cleef in them is becoming a hobby#also the names he has???? i love them????#sabata#kiefer#talby#cool names#angel eyes#sentenza#too obviously#lee van cleef#a few dollars more#day of anger#death rides a horse#the return of sabata#take a hard ride#old west#idk which movie to watch next#if anyone has recommandations please#i'm taking anything at this point
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“Death Rides a Horse“ AKA Da uomo a uomo by Giulio Petroni (1967) Lee Van Cleef in movie set El Viento aka New Charcos, Las Salinillas, Tabernas desert.
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12 and 21
12) a film whose main genre is horror/thriller: the thing (1982) my beloved.
21) a film with a great needle drop/soundtrack/score: mean streets again (be my baby!). dead man (1995). anything morricone scored but especially death rides a horse. le streghe (1967) which has possibly one of my favorite main themes of all time.
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Hey guys. Hey. Hey. Remember when I said I was planning to write a fic where I'd fuck Bill up some. Deliberately trigger a traumatized young man for funsies. Involve his partner too because of course. Well! This is that fic! Have fun reading <3
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Hello it is 5am for me! I approve of the new game! My blorbo of the moment is Ryan, Lee Van Cleef's character from Death Rides a Horse 1967. Would love to see you assign him stationery. He is all over my blog
ooh so fountain pens were pretty new and not popular quite yet in cowboy times but i must assign him this kaweco because. its very
boolet
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tuesday again no problem 12/20/22
feelin...fizzy. feelin...scattered. let's make up for it with twelve (12) photos and a three part making section
listening
unloved’s new album has been out for some weeks but ive had Sorry, Baby on loop most of that time. it’s got the sort of fluttery bubbly electronica i associate with heist scenes or when someone wants to convey there is technology bubbling away in the background. cf a lot of the ambient music for the fallout 4 nuka cola world dlc. i also wish i had a better comparison.
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fallow weeks. it’s so funny how mack’s face changes in different light. she has such an angular teen face right now but you would not know it from this photo where she has eyebrows.
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watching
rewatching a bunch of westerns as i knit. even tho i rarely rewatch shit, i want to be steeped in the vibes bc the days are very short and the nights are very long and the cowboys spark joy. The Great Silence (1968, dir. Corbucci) knocked me flat for a full twelve hours as it did for my first viewing. i remain mildly bemused by Death Rides A Horse (1967, dir. Petroni) but im glad mr van cleef got to have his tits out?
i also saw Gallowwalkers (2012, dir. Goth, starring Wesley Snipes). a weird west/horror sort of direct to DVD thing. there is very little to recommend this movie. it is largely incoherent. it has a lot of on-screen rape and sexual assault and women getting thrown around. i could not put together this movie in chronological order if you put a gun to my head. however, it does Look.
the costuming is what i can only call “capcom video game”. some of the worst wigs i have ever seen in my life are in this movie.
yes this man has two iguanas sewn to his head, bc the schtick of the film is the undead need to continuously get new skin sewn on. how they acquire the skin is shown in great detail.
unfortunately (fortunately?) the baddies have nearly all the good lines.
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playing
beat the elite four in Pokémon, beat Team Star, beat Arven (that sucked. i felt so bad at the end of that) can’t quite beat my best friend/arch rival. more puttering around needed. or perhaps i need to actually learn how types work instead of hitting everything with one of my flamingo’s three different kinds of big kick. let me in the crater!!!
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making
knitting again!!! i will update when i have a full repeat done bc right now it doesn’t look like very much. beloved mutual and real/life co-conspirator @itsybitsydragon passed along two gently loved cat trees for my chief henchwoman and she (the cat) has taken to them quite well!!! lovely to see her (my dear friend, i can see my cat any time i want), very worth shuffling a lot of furniture around.
I did promise a cast iron update but it’s a disappointing and slightly baffling update. this is Four (4!))) layers of seasoning and it's still not evening out. it's covered, bc it's not rusting, but it does look like fucking shit. it is dry to the touch and not tacky.
there are several potential causes, i think:
couldn’t quite get all the old seasoning off and this is somehow affecting the new seasoning (but it shouldn't be reacting this weirdly to the flaxseed oil? or really at all?)
i didn’t manage to completely neutralize the vinegar bath with baking soda?
the layers are maybe slightly too thick or slightly too thin? the weirdest looking parts are in the parts where i did manage to get the old seasoning off and down to bare metal
perhaps my ancient electric oven is not quite getting up to that nice 450-500F i want? i inadvertently left my oven thermometer in the old lair and haven't remembered to get a new one, but the smoke point of this oil should be like 225-230F, and i know for a fact my oven gets above that bc i have not yet given myself food poisoning
this is probably perfectly fine and safe to cook with but it's a little bit too much problem solving for me right now, and like @morrak i'm probably going to get deeply annoyed at some point and have at it with some naval jelly. unfortunately that will have to wait for more clement weather.
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