genuinely insane to me that in a week of the census being open ive gotten 1k+ responses. nearly more responses than ive gotten the past 3 years cumulatively… it is literally so much data im in heaven
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and of course my car had to get a flat, requiring me to spend an hour at the mechanic's huddled as far away from everyone else in the waiting area as possible and trying not to cough so that I could be told they wouldn't be able to get me a new tire until monday.
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harry styles to lads lads lads: best form of revenge no qs asked now go
niall horan: telling them your girlfriend has better hair than them
niall horan: yes offense
harry styles: if youre just gonna lie why bother
louis tomlinson: find the one thing they intrinsically link to their self esteem to n build ur life around systematically destroying it
liam payne: giv em detergent and tell thrm is coke
louis tomlinson: wait y u askin here zee would probably have some gr8 ones
niall horan: yeah i know for a fact that she moves my bookmarks when she’s upset with me so she’d be great for this
harry styles: im never prepared for her answers tbh
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The band au that no one asked for comprised entirely out of text messages and too many Hozier references … now has a follow up. A text fic about starving artists no longer starving, caricature characters and too many 3am messages. Might actually go ahead and make this a trilogy and then stop writing text fics forever so take a gander maybe.
i’d wanna be felled by you (held by you)
ain’t it like thunder under earth (the way it sounds)
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i'm sick today, which means i need to start taking care of myself again instead of hoping for the best. i'm awake early, i had breakfast, and i got some sunlight through my window and fresh air through it too, so i hope by tomorrow i might be able to work again.
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Im so sorry guys, I've been meaning to post things and I likely will on Monday. I'm actually pretty sick right now, and my body is super full of goo😭 got a bad cough, an ear infection, even sticky eyes lmao. I will try my best to post actual content soon💪
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I find it very funny how the whole y/n fnaf thing has become like… their own character? Like no. It’s not even an insert reader, no, their name is y/n. It is not you, it is y/n ya know. The one that is SOMEHOW related to the planetary twins of chaos. Different y/n’s? Nah dude that’s just y/n going through different au’s and like it’s their undertale phase. Solar lunacy!y/n, Twins!y/n, nightmare!y/n. Nah man they’re just going through their early tumblr phase. Makes me tempted to make a y/n honestly. I wanna add more fuel to the fire. Which is so funny.
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shoutout to noisy ass punk and metal music for being the thread that’s keeping me from descending into complete sensory hell and attacking people
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