remember, always make sure all passengers are safely and securely buckled while riding in vehicles

almost 20 year old fat pikachu endorses safety in the form of being buckled the fuck in

If I were to offer something like writing short stories/poems/fan fictions or editing others people's writings, would anyone be interested? I need money after missing a week of work from being sick :/ idk how to even begin charging for this, but if anyone wants a story written, my inbox and messager is open and we can talk more about that there

people who live in Arkansas can no longer access pornhub, thanks to the governors new law that states that Arkansas residents have to show photo ID to verify their age online. this can be bypassed by going incognito and turning off wifi. we live in the stupidest dystopia ever.

also, I feel like the pokemon company is not just skipping over gen 5 remakes/revists, I have a feeling that they have something rather large planned for gen 5. this is just me speculating, but I think that if they're showing us legends stuff for gen 6, they may have something closer to the mainline games prepared for gen 5...?

this

is the GOAT if we are being honest

heard someone bad mouthing Chikorita at the card shop yesterday 🥺 so I defended that saultry little binch with honor 🫡 let us praise our beloved Chikorita without fear!!! 🌱🙏

did my makeup earlier

only used 5 different eyeshadow colors (all from the same sailor moon color pop pallete)

me upon waking this morning to see the pokemon direct about pokemon legends z-a

made a slightly better banner but in tumblr header size but i fucked up and my icon covers part of it lol but here it is for all my fellow chikorita lovers

a rainbow because chikorita is gay

I got the 8F shiny mew from Pokemon Red!!!

Look at her GB mark!! Took around 11 and a half hours to set up, but it's finally done and I also just defeated Mewtwo with her so she now has a mighty mark!!! Now to think of her name 😊

also!!! I can offer shiny pokemon, caught by myself, if anyone would like to help out with rent and utilities I'm behind on from missing a week of work due to being sick. I have a lot of them, and I have the ability to be able to hunt for them if I don't have what you're looking for. Message me via inbox or the message function and we can talk more. here's my oringal post asking for help, and here's my c@sh@app if you're feeling generous. even $5 would help. thank you for reading this

I love seeing my mutuals bark on my dash like hell yeah you funky little dudes keep being your dog selves forever please

I GOT HIM!!!! SHINY OSHAWOTT IN POKEMON WHITE AFTER 4,038 SOFT RESETS!!!

HE'S HEREEEE!!! MILD NATURE, BUT IDC, MY BOY IS GONNA BE A GLASS CANNON AND I LOVE HIM!!!

now to think of a name!!! I can't wait to finally start playing gen 5 for the first time!!! me and my bf are gonna play together now!!!! yeeeee :3c

don't worry Komaeda, I just took my 2 adderall and red bull with vegetables so I'm not feeling so much despair anymore

ignore the bad quality bc im at work and I can't send photos from my switch to my phone at work, but I got 3 shiny Varoom from one of the featured mass outbreaks within 7 minutes, no knock outs, no sandwhich lmaoooo

and I caught one in a love ball too!! and!!

shes marked 🥺 Varoom the Snow Frolicker omgggg