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#date me and i will in fact bake you something on your bday as its my love language
eriklehnsherrr · 4 months
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tagged by @cringeworth i totally meant to do this earlier then i went to dinner and forgot my badddddd but i'm doing it now!
list 3 ships you like - Cherik my loves my lights, whatever we're calling aziraphale x crowley nowadays, and then i do still in fact have such a soft spot for bagginshield i miss them
first ship ever - fucking elliot stabler and olivia benson from law and order svu, i was 11, sue me
last song you heard - scott street by phoebe bridgers
favorite childhood book - a series of unfortunate events: the bad beginning, violet baudelaire you're my hero
currently reading - if audibooks count, i'm listening to wishful drinking by carrie fisher bc it's genuinely just so excellent and it's nice to hear her again
currently watching - it was supposed to be abbott elementary but our hulu isn't working, so it's presently the new defunctland video (save me kevin perjurer..................kevin perjurer save me..................) and then probably taskmaster once that's over
currently consuming - horchata and i had a carnitas burrito like 10 min ago (for all my fellow bay area bitches that follow me, la vic's orange sauce is really honestly that good i love her)
currently craving - when i went to disneyworld last year i got those cheeseburger spring rolls and they were really so fucking good you guys i promise, and then claire saffitz's hamantaschen that i made for my friends bday a few years ago, gang they're so good
I'll go ahead and tag @nicos-robin , @harrisonchevy , @mattx13 and anyone else that wants to do it, but obvi no pressure for anyone <3
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abbyslev · 1 year
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𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑨 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑳𝑬 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑯𝑪𝑺
A/N: this idea hit me, and it's been sitting in the docs for a while...plus schools been kicking my ass and I just wanted to feed you guys something <3 thank you for reading angels!
Hange was your co-worker
You and hange became close 
Hange was surprised to find out you had a daughter named Aiko
you were little ashamed, not at your daughter but at the fact that you were a single parent 
Hange is so excited to meet Aiko😭
you set up a play date 
Hange gets all cleaned up and makes a little basket full of kids science books and snacks 
Aiko is all shy 
“Mommy, why do they have an eye patch?”
Hange tells them they actually used to be a pirate and made up stories to get Aiko to warm up to them
Aiko was VERY intrigued 
you three always hang out now
when you ask hange to pick up Aiko from school hanges like “what if we get mcdonald’s… shhhh don’t tell mommy, ok?” 
SPOILS THE SHIT OUT OF AIKO ITS CRAZY 
for christmas Aiko got a million toys from hange 
don’t get me started on Aiko's bday 
hange got aiko mini goggles, a scientist jacket and a mini chemistry set 
does the experiment where you add baking soda and vinegar together 
Hange tells Aiko it could blow the world up just for fun 
Aiko’s like “let’s make mommy blow up😈”
Aiko sleeps in between you and hange <3
hange keeps ALL the artwork aiko gives to them
hanges camera roll is literally just Aiko and you 
if Aiko has school awards Hange will be there for every single one <3
eats lunch w Aiko on their off days
brings Aiko small gifts and trinkets 
their car has a little picture of aiko on the dashboard :) 
another one on the mirror 😓
also a photo of you two in their wallet  <3
has memorized all of Aiko’s allergies, favorite shows, favorite toys and more 
hange was a colorful, beaded bracelet that says “Hamgee” because Aiko doesn’t know any better bruh😭
hange will make dinner when you work late and just hang out with Aiko
you love coming home to Aiko sleeping on the couch with Hange holding onto her 
hanges home screen is Aiko and you at the beach 
hange has a backpack with a change of clothes, snacks, water, shoes, hair ties, bandaids and everything else :( 
sobbing hange is a 10/10 parent
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sitp-recs · 2 years
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weird specific request! do you know any fics that center around birthdays? I know this is so vague and I’m not sure if that makes any sense at all. But, my own birthday is coming up and I sort of despise it so I thought maybe reading about H/D enjoying their birthdays would make it a little more bearable for me
Hi anon, I’m sorry to hear this is a difficult date for you 💔 I just realized most fics I’ve read with this theme involve smut as a bday gift lol I hope these work, and that you find some joy in them!
Over the Edge by @gracerene (2018, E, 1.2k)
Draco and Harry spend a very enjoyable morning in bed.
Birthday Boy by RurouniHime (2012, M, 2.8k)
Thirty years old, and where was he?
Have Your Cake and Eat It, Too by @peachpety (2021, E, 4k)
Harry Potter loves his birthday… until he doesn’t. All it takes is a miserable slice of jealousy, sprinkled with an unfortunate slip of the tongue, and doused with a heavy dollop of pining to turn Harry sour. Fortunately for him, Draco Malfoy is there to sweeten the day.
Narcissus by cryptonym (2015, E, 4k)
Harry wants to give Draco something really special for his birthday. What could more special than Draco, himself?!
Cake by astolat (2016, M, 4.3k)
Harry tried not to care when after the war, everyone he knew seemed to have made an agreement to stop paying attention to birthdays.
Draco at Nineteen by birdsofshore (2015, E, 5k)
It's the middle of the night and Harry Potter is sitting on my bed looking distinctly weird. I've had some fucked-up dreams in my time, but this one... this one is something new.
(Un)Calculated Risk by @l0vegl0wsinthedark (2017, E, 7k)
He thought about the way Harry looked at him, smiled at him; about the way Draco’s head was nearly always full of him, all day every day, and about the way Draco sometimes deliberately went to bed still smelling of him, refusing to acknowledge what it meant – because he already fucking knew what it meant. What all of it meant. And then Draco decided, fuck it, he was going to risk it. They were going to risk it together, Harry and Draco.
knead, then let rise by @softlystarstruck (2021, T, 7k)
Malfoy stumbles back into Harry’s life via the laundry room. A story about baking bread and tripping over words and falling in love.
Better Late by mindabbles (2014, E, 7k)
Harry is miserable at his birthday party. So miserable, in fact, that he briefly considers leaving to take care of drunk teenagers, as the only better option available. That is, until something infinitely preferable presents its, or rather his, self.
Kill, Fuck, Marry by @lettersbyelise (2018, E, 12k)
Harry and Draco unexpectedly meet again on Draco’s birthday, years after their last encounter.
Poppiholla by @moonflower-rose (2021, M, 13k)
Harry had accepted that he would pine silently for Malfoy forever, but one, humid summer might change that.
Bonus: Teddy’s birthday
Passion Cake by @icmezzo (2018, T, 19k)
It’s all about desire. (Harry orders a magically enhanced cake from a chic London bakery, and from there it all goes to hell in a cake tin. Also, will someone please tell Harry what Passion Cake is?)
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