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softhaos · 5 years

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ONE (1) YEAR OF SOFTHAOS

fellas, as of today – jan 14th 2019 – softhaos has turned one year old!! honestly, i never expected to last this long?? over the past year, i’ve gone through many ups and downs, made close mutuals, received so much emotional support from all kinds of people on this site and overall, i’m so thankful that i pulled my shit together and joined the community on tumblr!

i still remember clearly when i first started out with this blog and posted the neighbor aus and got SO much support for it?? like?? i never thought it’d come this far where i could touch readers’ hearts with my word vomits?? that’s just insane. and even if you don’t read my works yet still follow me: wow, i’m so grateful that you managed to cope with my bullshit – be it from my undying hatred towards pcy and kmg, me abusing the uwuwuwu or my personal thoughts.

in other words, this is my message directed to everyone: thank you for keeping up with my bullshit uwu

now on to the part where i thank specific people for making my existence on this site more bearable,, i’ve left a message for everyone i tagged (i would’ve tagged literally everyone but i’m a stressed student i am so sorry if i forgot you kjldl and i would feel bad if i didn’t leave a note to everyone i tagged) and the list is in alphabetical order! @ anons i also left notes from you at the very bottom.

@baekberrie 💌 even though we just talked once literally two days ago thanks to my clumsy ass sending you an accidental ask, i’m so glad i actually did. pola (okay i got this from your about page im sorry kljsdl) you’re an amazing, kind and talented soul with whom i could’ve talked hours about soft bbh if it weren’t for my tiredness. i’ve only read your junmyeon oneshot so far but trust me, i’ll get to that cuddling fic with baek real soon once i’ve got more time uwu you’re honestly a talented writer and i hope we get to talk more in the future!

@baekbuns 💌 i’ve known you for how many days already you anon thot and i really can’t believe that i was vv intimidated by you at first (not gonna lie, you still scream bde but that’s another story-) hope, despite you trying to steal pretty much everyone from anyone, it’s still very fun to fight talk with you and you’re also an excellent writer uwuwuwu i am still very attacked by the thought of bartender yixing one day I WILL SUE YOU ALONG WITH PCY

@baekwell--tart 💌 bella!!!! ngl i’m still very pissed at myself for not realizing you from your old url but i’m glad i found you again!! (did i find you again? idk anymore i suffer from short term memory but i hope i got my point across sdjlkj) you’re such a warmhearted person and i’m really grateful that i got to know you. however, you’re also a funny person and that also shows in your writing - istg one day i will probably have “perpetual boredom” tattooed on my forehead don’t ask why that description of sehun will NEVER fail to make me chuckle!! you deserve all the love and happiness in the world and so much more uwu

@boosoonhao 💌 i know i keep repeating myself when it comes to you aj, but i really have no idea what else to say. i wrote it in the letter, i expressed myself way too often in the tags whenever i reblog your works, yet here i am doing it again (and maybe even more exaggerated than usual, we’ll see): aj, you are one of the most talented writers i’ve ever known and one of the greatest blessings in the community. there, i said it and i mean it! you are one of the very few i know that doesn’t shy away from fantasy-ish aus and executes them brilliantly. the way you have with your words is just fascinating and i find myself sometimes jotting down what you wrote for future references? but writing skills aside, you are a beautiful and kind person and up to this day the key chain you sent me is still intact. aj, thank you for blessing me, blessing everyone with your talent and general existence.

@byuncaa 💌 bianca you smol soft bean you have my heart right there and though we don’t know each other for so long, i hope we get to talk more in the future uwu you’re such a cute soul gaaah it really makes me wanna send you all the soft memes i possibly own anywaY i hope you just stay as bubbly and bright and adorable as you are uwu

@cafechenle 💌 hani, kaito kid, i don’t know whether you’re still alive on tumblr or not but idc i’m still writing this to you anyway. you’re one of the first people i’ve met on this site and gOD i remember it as clear as day where i was so close to blocking you within the first few minutes of knowing you. yes, i’m talking about the entire mansae chan era discourse. anyway, we don’t talk as much but i hope you’re doing fine my wee lil silver boys supremacist!!

@changbeanbag 💌 landon, we literally just met yesterday but as you can see, i don’t care and i’m writing you a wee lil note anyway. you, my dude, radiate uwu energy and ngl i may have squealed when i saw your tags in the ask i sent you teehee - i hope we get to talk more in the future (that is, if school hasn’t killed me until then-)

@changbiinn 💌 kirra, you beautiful, blue haired visual goddess who has everyone else (including jisung yES I WENT THAT FAR) looking like a mere smurf and found dead in a ditch! i didn’t think i’d get an instant dm from that one inkigayo shitpost but you went ahead and proved me wrong sjljlks timezones fuck me up all the time but nonetheless i hope we get to interact a lil more and gET ENOUGH SLEEP OR ELSE

@cheolsjigyu 💌 MISS VAN NO I DID NOT FORGET YOU HEAR ME OUT. first of all, how could i forget you when you provided me all the great twt aus and the wild chats we had back in?? sometime early last year i guess. it’s been a very long time since we talked and i’m sorry i couldn’t reach out to you any time sooner due to school and the usual stuff (also, uh, i’m not the biggest friend of tumblr dms and barely check any messages there so there’s that too) believe it or not i still wheeze whenever i think of your fic swing baby because goddamnit that jyp song was one repeat for a good week. anyway, i hope you’ve been doing well and are not at the brink of near death like me uwu

@cherryxiu 💌 gran, frank, satan incarnate, whatever else i call you. you may fuck me up with the pcy i’ve never asked for but i hope you know you have a soft spot in my heart (i’ll never say that out loud again tho so see it as a one of a time thing). you’re my fav minseok stan and while i wouldn't necessarily jump off a cliff for you, i’d jump with you uwu anyway, aggressively refrain from sending me more pcy content i’m just trying to live an easy life here. but knowing you, you’ll definitely pretend as if that last part was never written so why do i even bother-

@chillihansol 💌 hanni my child!!! i hope you’re doing fine, aren’t as stressed anymore and have received the love you deserve and more!!! i still remember when i was highkey intimidated by you so i went on anon but then somehow you were startled by my lil threat and then i became your mom anon? funny that has changed over the time skldj hanni, i don’t regret ever going on anon for you and you’re an amazingly talented writer. i already said it once but i’ll say it again: guns n roses was the first svt fic i read on tumblr and just thank you for creating that piece uwu

@choco-seventeen 💌 miss choco, i almost tumbled down the nonexistent stairs in my apartment when i saw you ??? sliding into my dms ??? and then reading my word vomits ??? and then you followed me ??? and everything that followed after ??? i don’t know what in the world i did to have you notice me and up to today it remains a mystery to me ngl. we love a talented, kindhearted, fantastic, stunning, visual writing queen who is ofc the right person to love thanks to the avatar discourse she started!!! choco, keep on enlightening everyone’s life with your mere existence, the tags you put in your reblogs that make me smile and of course, wonderful stories <33

@custardheart 💌 taylor, i don’t think we have ever talked (unless you approached me on anon maybe then maybe yes??) but i just wanted to thank you for blessing my notifications. you’ve been supporting me / on my notifs for quite a long time - may i say you’re like one of the first followers i had when i first started out? THAT’S how long you’ve been here already and i can’t thank you enough <333 (please don’t ask me why i know that but goddamn every time i see that jeonghan profile picture i already know it’s you djklj)

@dinoshaur 💌 sha! lee! i know we barely talk to each other but i just wanted to use this opportunity to thank you for making some of my days with your astounding fics!! one of my favorite works from you will always be “flower crown prince” because you have NO idea how much i struggle with finding seungkwan fics dkkjljlk i’m sorry i didn’t submit anything for the lfw challenge i really tried to make it but you know, life problems happened whoops. i wish you all the happiness and inspiration and love from chan himself you gifted angel uwu

@forevershua 💌 dear fossil mother ryan, i can’t believe i internally pronounced your name wrongly for pretty much half a year knowing you. please forgive me. okay, but all seriousness aside, you’re one of the closest people from this site!! i really love you so so much though i can’t guarantee that i love you as much as you love jeonghan more than shua; i still shed tears whenever i pull out your two postcards - especially the minghao one; i think i suffered from mild heart palpitations when i got it in the mail (and still do). i hope we get to meet this year and possibly clown rat together and just stay the somewhat sane person left in the gc <33 p.s HOW DO YOU FUNCTION WITHOUT A FRIDGE I STILL CANT BELIEVE THAT

@gamerwoo 💌 rocket, you’re always active when it’s the ungodly hour where i live and it has happened more often that i stay awake because of you. not only do i have loads of stuff i can queue from you (teehee) you recently started posting stories again and the ones you hammered out lately just??? do things to me??? for real though do you have sadistic tendencies or somethin because you posted TWO (2) nsfw stories that I indulged at 2 AM IN THE MORNING. aside from that minghao and junmyeon stuff, uuuh, i finally got around to finish your ghoul au which i completely adore!! i’m looking forward to your upcoming works uwu and hope you get all the positivity and good vibes only uwu (p.s i have to confess: my dumb ass seriously thought the “woo” in your url referred to jungwoo and for some good weeks i thought you ult jungwoo rIP ME)

@hearttoshu 💌 jess, i don’t know what in the world i did to have you notice me because i’m gonna be honest here, i was scared of you skaljdlkjslkj please i don’t even know why, you seemed very intimidating but i was proven wrong in an instant!! you are one super soft bean with hq gifs and a love for jun and shua that reaches up to infinity and beyond!! your tags always get the best out of me and i’m really grateful for having you in my life uwuwuwuwu

@jejublr 💌 ew rat, you’re finally adulting. jokes aside, you were the first victim to fall under my disastrous typo errors and may i say that i’m just simply ICONIC for forever slapping that legendary nickname on you uwu nat who?? we only know RAT. you’re the one person i can always run to when more serious issues are bugging me since i guess you can relate the most to my personal dilemmas and i just wanted to thank you for being there for me <33 that, and for keeping gran somewhat at bay. i hope we get to meet up this summer where i’ll feed you with lots of chocolate while teasing ryan about her biasing jeonghan LMAO and just like most people from the gc, you’re one of the first close mutuals i’ve made. in a way, you could say you’ve been with me here since day 1 (almost) xx

@jin-hua 💌 mayo / mango / mayo that tastes like mangoes / idk i bet i have misspelled your names approximately 993828 times in 937987 different variations but guess what? i still love u to death uwu i love me a fitness queen, a visual goddess not even god himself could ever and i’m so so glad that you exist in my life <333 i know i promised you a crackhead message but when i think about it there’s not really a lot to say that’s out of place when it comes to you?? you’re an angel uwuwu the light of my life frank could NEVER

@justsomekpopstuff 💌 jj it is i, your #1 supporter!! since you’re also part of the nug club gc from the beginning on, you have an extra special place in my heart <3 jj, i love how supportive you are and i don’t think you realize that i cherish you to the moon and back and that times 903809. i love how you get so fired up about your hockey team and like to gush and suffer from the wrath of Joshua hong and i hope you’ll stay eternally happy uwu that, and dRINK LESS COFFEE ISTG

@lxveille 💌 veille we’ve never interacted a lot but i just wanted to let you know that i admire you a LOT. i haven’t got around to read more of your works lately, but i do have a favorite fic that i still clearly remember. okay, that’s a lie, i have several that left a strong memory. but let’s say, if i had to reduce it to one fic, it’d be the 100wtsily dystopian au with jihoon and 66 & 70! you’re one of the very few writers who hit the dystopian genre spot on and you truly are an inspiration. seriously, thank you a lot veile xx

@middle-of-a-wonshua-sandwich 💌 LOOK, i didn’t even know you changed blogs or something and i’m so eternally sorry that it took me ages to figure that out! (RIP me) you’re one of the first followers i had if i recall correctly (i’m pretty positive of that) and i just wanted to thank you for sticking with me so long uwuwuuwwu i wish you all the happiness bb <3

@multi-yeol 💌 haaaa we’ve only known each other since a day or something but i’m really glad we did!!!! honestly, that Loona song sorter is harder than any of the german exams i had and though we don’t know each other for so long, i hope we’ll talk more in the future bub!!!

@oatmealupdates 💌 lynna, you too are one of the first followers on my blog i’m wheEZING you’ve been here for so long sdlkjlkj thank you for your support and your comments under the fics always make my day i swear!! i’ve also noticed that you haven’t been that active as you used to be (maybe it’s just me idk sometimes my dash is kinda wacky) but all in all i hope you’re doing good!! if you ever need to talk to someone, you can always hmu <33

@queerjunhui 💌 vane, ngl, you really scared me at first. i was really intimidated by your for reasons i can’t even explain and i always thought you were out of my league sdkljlk i think we started talking since the cyzj thing and you’re one of the funniest and nicest people i’ve met so far on tumblr, seriously! your content - be it from your shitposts to mindless thoughts like the entire indirects to j*** * yES I STILL RECALL THEM - you always manage to make my day brighter whenever i see you on my dash. i wish you all the happiness and hope you’re doing good uwu

@seungcheolsbodyharness 💌 katey, sis i still think about that criminal seokmin and the entire au we made up - from FBI agent cheol to incompetent intern vernon and all that jazz. besides the fact that your url is a pure 10/10 as well as your other URLs, you’re such a nice person and i really enjoy your presence - be it in the form of reblogs of any kind of thing to the comments you occasionally leave and don’t get me started on the aSKS; katey, i’m so glad to have met you on this site!!! uwu

@softwonwoo 💌 jian darling!! honestly, i have no idea how you even know of my existence. just like pretty much everyone else i’ve tagged here you kinda had that intimidating aura?? but then the more i talked to you somehow, the more i was proven wrong and you’re such a sweet pea i can’t- also, i’m glad that i found someone who can agree with me when it comes to chungha dsakjlskj pls stay healthy, stay happy jian!!

@swyllh 💌 sara, i don’t think we have ever had a proper conversation, but i just wanted to give you my appreciation. you are one of the most underrated writers within the community yet you always give your best when it comes to your writing and honestly, i really admire you. i haven’t found the time to read your interactive fic yet (i keep pushing that back i am so sorry but i’ll get to that one day) and one of the fics that i absolutely adore is that one end of the world fic with chan, as well as the vernon collab with sha!! i really hope you’ll get the recognition and love you deserve you gifted writer !!

@tonicandjins 💌 faye my snowflake, i haven’t seen you around lately but if you read this, i hope everything’s alright from your side! i’m quite sure i’ve already mentioned this to you but i’ll say it again. i will NEVER shut up about one and two small petals and will NEVER recover from it. another banger is that wonwoo fic with the printer- ugh, you’re such a talented, beautiful person and i truly wish you all the best. remember, don’t stress yourself and relax once in a while uwu

@yeolsmiling 💌 angie hi!! i legit only sent you one (1) ask so i really don’t have much to say so far unless i wanna repeat myself lMAO one day, i aspire to purely emit soft energy for yeol but i doubt that day will ever come. i hope we get to talk more in the future you soft bear <33

honeybunch anon 💌 honeybunch, i hope you’re doing well! i still remember that i called you that when you slipped into my asks and gushed about that one mingyu fic up to this day i’m still flattered and eternally grateful that you’re still here uwu thank you for your support and making my day <33

fromis anon 💌 idk if you’ll ever read this but i miss you uwu i hope you’re doing fine and just a quick update from my side: i still haven’t found a bias yet uGH

sugarpie / tulip anon 💌 you seem like such a cool person i’m really glad you stopped by in my inbox thank you for hitting me up uwu since i have no clue who you are and since i’m a dumbass, i’m can only rely on you messaging me jslkdj

none of the letters are proofread i am so sorry

#i stayed away up until now to make this post #bc i know im gonna fall asleep straight after school oops #if u excuse me i'm going to bed now lkdslk #dara being dumb and dense #in other words: dara is currently mush with zero (0) brain cells and energy #it's 3 am and i gotta wake up in 3 hours pls #i have for sure forgotten someone ugh kms #softhaos antics

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in-bloom-taekook-blog · 7 years

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In Bloom—Seasons of Taekook Prompts from Google Docs

{• Prompt –Ratings –Notes (for Genre, Remarks, etc.) –Tags (Optional)}

• Pilot Jungkook falls for new flight attendants Taehyung en route to Paris –Mature –not too much fluff and a little light angst –side Yoonmin

• I don’t want to fall in love with you in this life. –Mature –Angst

• based on black mirror’s Fifteen Million Merits. a story about an age where we’re strapped to our machines. jeongguk and taehyung find a way to beat all odds? maybe. –Mature –the genre would be scifi-esque?

• 19 days!au –Mature –Tae as Jianyi and Jeon as Zhengxi in an alternate 19 days universe (manhwa by Old Xian)

• Jungkook & Taehyung fake-dated for some reasons only both of them knew and their goodbyes were easy, no blinking-back-tears, and there were no hard feelings. That is, until they meet again in a stupid college party, with Taehyung looking like a Hotshot and Jungkook is just,,,, 😍 –Teen and Up Audiences –College!au pls –PLEASE MAKE THIS VERY FLUFF

• they’d been best friends for years - and maybe jeongguk had also known for a while that his feelings for taehyung were more than that, but he would never admit it. not even when their long friendship was on the line - 10 yrs stripped down to a 7 day roadtrip before taehyung leaves him for uni - a few cities away from him. but a lot can happen in 7 days. –Mature –OT7 go on a roadtrip and make some final memories together before they separate for different unis, and jeongguk doesn’t know how he’ll say goodbye to taehyung, scared of drifting apart from his best friend whom hes been in love with for years. –Roadtrip AU, Pining, Angst, slight HYYH AU from the run and butterfly prologue mv verse

• jeon jeongguk, the heir to his family’s corporate business, ends up in the shady parts of korea after his now ex-girlfriend broke up with him after refusing to join him to his family’s business party. lost and frustrated, he encounters escort kim taehyung, who he may or may not be falling for after he hires him to be his “boyfriend” for a week. –Mature –Basically a slight Pretty Woman AU with rich!Jeongguk and escort!Taehyung

• Alpha Jungkook was a delinquent in his previous school, he did all the bad things a badboy always do. His parents sent him to a religious school. Pissed because he always gets punished by the priests because of his rebels, Jungkook takes his revenge. He took the high priest only Omega son’s, Taehyung virginity and impregnated him. Taehyung gets severely punished, because pregnant without a mate is taboo. But abortion is not an option. –Explicit –Angst, Hurt/Comfort –top jungkook, bottom taehyung, alpha jungkook, omega taehyung, a/b/o dynamics, high school alternative universe, mpreg, male pregnancy, badboy jungkook, innocent taehyung, hurt taehyung, jungkook is bad at feelings, angst with happy ending, broken vmin, jimin is taehyung’s supposed to be mate, vmin is engaged since kids, but a jungkook happened

• Jungkook, a criminal, falls in love with a cute college student named Taehyung who had saved him one day after almost getting caught by the police. Jungkook doesn’t know what to do to get close to Taehyung, so he kidnaps him? –Explicit –Romance, Comedy –top jungkook, bottom taehyung, clueless jungkook, even more clueless taehyung, jungkook is bad at feelings, taehyung is dense, dumb couple, kidnapping, smut and fluff

• Taekook Planetarium AU One or both of them work at a planetarium and they meet during one of the shows. –Teen and Up Audiences –Fluff? Really open for anything… slow development? maybe 1 is interested in astronomy and maybe 1 just needs some cash during college? Anything sweet pls

• Taekook coffee shop au!! https://twitter.com/taegukkei/status/749102612067127296 –Mature –Coffee Shop

• Stripper! Tae or Jungkook while the other is an artist or photographer mesmerised by the beauty of the dancer on poles and lyras and slowly falls in love with him with every visit, every time the dancer looks him in the eyes, each time the light catches on his skin making him glow –Not Rated –Taekook pls~ and whatever rating you want it to be i would absolutely not mind some body appreciation while they do the do –Beauty appreciation

• Soulmate au inspired by “summer blue by batman on ao3” in which soulmates can be chosen by giving the other an object. And have some sort of power that’s shared between them too PLEASE just make me hooked on the story make me breathless –Not Rated –Make my heart bleed, happy ending , make them love each other to the point it hurts and make it as long as you want like i don’t even mind 100k stab me. And you choose the rating whatever is comfy for you

• Weightlifting Fairy!! –Teen and Up Audiences –Fluff & Drama

• Stan Twitter! AU Jeongguk is an idol and has an acct for other idols he admirers and Tae has one for him & they become mutuals but Tae doesn’t know it’s him. –General Audiences –Fluff or Crack maybe??

• you're my sister's boyfriend even tho everything about you screams gay af and no she's not home right now but you should totally come in and play with me that video game we both like do you want homemade juice i make killer homemade juice why yes that is a tattoo on my hipbone that says roses are red my name is tae this poem makes no sense microwave (note: taken from the internet) yolo y'know – Teen and Up Audiences – strangers to friends to lovers i guess? also kinda angsty but with a happy ending. fluff. PINING SO MUCH PINING. god pls anything but pwp of mcd. humor-ish? hope you have fun ! kisses (esp to dara lu jesse case mae if they're reading this) xx

• "Something went wrong during a surgery/procedure and when I come round you’re angry at me because I nearly left you" – Not Rated – Angst, Fluff, preferred if taehyung is the one getting surgery

• one character gets possessed/loses control of their powers and then another character - heedless of the danger - rushes forth to embrace them to try and snap them out of it – Not Rated –angsty and fluffy

• Jungkook is the emergency on-call doctor and taehyung is accident prone – General Audiences – fluff and ANGSTTTTTT but a happy ending

• “i’ve finally rescued you from that science lab that those scientists brought you to after they kidnapped you and oh God what have they done to you” –Not Rated –spy!au –kidnapped!taehyung

• jungkook proposing to taehyung and emotional smut afterwards – Explicit – just a cute imagine

• taekook having their first fight/argument maybe?? – Teen and Up Audiences

• taehyung is a rich kid/celebrity and jungkook is his newly assigned bodyguard after saving him from a car accident! guns and fighting! bulletproof vests! jungkook being hella badass! smart taehyung getting kidnapped but managing to escape even b4 jungkook saves him!! yada yada, they fall in love! some angst here and there too with some sexy smut too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) –Not Rated –fluff? crack? smut?

• jungkook has the ability to rewind time and uses it to save taehyung's life, with subsequent consequences; a life is strange au, with changes to the plot – Not Rated – feel free to deviate from life is strange's plot, i'm just fascinated by the main concept

• when jeongguk was a baby, he was gifted with obedience. ever since then, when someone gives him an order he's unable to refuse; a modern day ella enchanted au, set in university – Not Rated – please no dubious sexual consent/noncon

• Vampire Taehyung is searching for his lost love and finds him reincarnated into teenage pop idol Jeon Jungkook – Mature – Romance – Reincarnation, supernatural au

• reincarnation au where they live through a few separate lifestyles but they never end up together happily !! – Mature

• a fic based off the little mermaod where either tae / jeon is a mermaid and comes up on land, falls in love etc etc but perhaps sth happens and they don't end up together ! – Mature – thank you!

• 'I accidentally ran into the hottest guy in school while he was flirting with the cheerleader and now he hates me for ruining his chances of getting laid but now he won't quit staring at me what the heck' – Explicit – college au – smut, dominant/top Jeon

• Taehyung swears he doesn't have a muscle kink- he has a Jungkook-muscle-kink and now he deeply regrets getting a gym membership with his best friend because he constantly gets awkward boners, and prays Jungkook doesn't notice – Explicit – Top/Dominant Jungkook, Submissive Taehyung, Smut

• Taehyung, a merman, meets Jungkook, a human in line for the Throne. – Mature – Romantic with a lot of fluff, descriptive smut scenes, angst but with a happy ending – Smut, angst, dominant jungkook, fluff

• After 5 years of marriage Jungkook and Taehyung plan to adopt and discover the joy of being parents – General Audiences – Taehyung is super excited to adopt while Jungkook is nervous Have them interact with different kids until they meet one just as nervous as Jungkook and instantly click. Show bits of Taekook parenting from the child's early years till the day of the Child's wedding. A bit of comedy would make it even cuter – Established Relationship, Fluffy Couple, Parents, Comedy

• Kim Taehyung is a famous actor who's films have consisted of mostly melodramatic movies. (So basically he's kind of really soft???) He's looking to expand into other genres and he's offered a role in an action/crime movie as a detective/vigilante. For some reason the director is friends with real-life detective Jeon Jeongguk and asks for his help/consults him for his film. That's basically how they meet. Although other ways are ok too. They don't hit off well at first because JJG's kind of a jerk and KTH is just a little stuck up. – Explicit – (this prompt is actually inspired by something i watched on a drama called Goblin – movie!au, detective!au

#in bloom taekook #taekook fanfic fest #fic fest #taekook

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softhaos · 5 years

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i wrote… 2.3k words today…. and it’s only dialogue… but it’s usable dialogue….

#dara being dumb and dense #this is gonna be a monster #a 10k+ monster i can FEEL it #delete later

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softhaos · 5 years

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me: 20 days left til my first a levels i gotta study and can't afford any distractions

also me: *scours the site for skz and nonexistent bang yedam fics*

#i was in the mood to shitpost fellas #dara being dumb and dense #if anyone has good fir recs or could link me to a fic rec blog id be grateful 👉👈#bc your gorl is not capable of looking for fics #a levels scare me i wanna stay in school jdkdk

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softhaos · 5 years

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me: okay let’s work on that jongin request

also me: imma do a work out first bc i’m fat

also also me: i wanna convert that jongin request into an avatar the last airbender au

#in other words: HELP #i wanna write firelord kai #then again i gotta stay serious bc that was my goal when i decided to write for exo too #write some serious angst and romance and shit not any more crackfests #but first im going to do an ab workout and DIE #dara being dumb and dense #delete later

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softhaos · 5 years

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so i was thinking of writing for one more group besides seventeen,,,,,,, to prevent further unannounced indefinite hiatuses, stress from not writing bc i feel bad and feel restricted, and writer’s block,,,,,,, let’s just say hypothetically,,,,,, if i started to also write for exo,,,,,,,,, should i post the fics for them on a seperate blog (either yet another side blog or make a second main blog) or post them under this url too,,,,,,,,,

#idk if i'm really pulling through with this but yeah #it's not that i'm distancing myself from svt but even though i have a choice of thirteen (13) dif people to write for #i still feel pressured and then feel bad bc there's still the victorious series ongoing #(btw i will not discontinue it bc i have plenty of ideas but not enough time and the words don't come out right)#i just feel that maybe if i just focus on the series for svt and use my other ideas for exo i'll have room to breathe y'know #i'm leaning towards making a sideblog just so it's not too much on this main blog but yeee i need some advice #delete later?#dara being dumb and dense

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softhaos · 6 years

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how can people here interact with others so easily and gain close mutuals in a span of an hour and stay close friends even after 340730 years while i have the social skills of a goldfish and need an hour to come up with an appropriate response if someone hits me up like

#dara.exe stopped working #idk man this is me procrastinating and questioning myself #dara being dumb and dense

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softhaos · 6 years

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If you changed your url would it be from softhaos to hardgyu

me: i- what- tHAT’S TOO NSFW FOR THE MAJORITY OF MY CONTENT i mean- i was thinking of stopgyu because he needs to be stopped

also me: *finds out that both urls are available, saves one of them bc I don’t wanna be too greedy* should i like… make a nsfw blog… u h

#look the thing is #u can also look at me rec blog for further proof #i'm on my thirst streak lately #and since my summer holiday has officially begun #y not #u h #dara being dumb and dense #content will most likely be….. bulleted fics if ever?? bc me?? writing actual porn??#hAHAHAHA NO IT'LL END UP IN THE WORST CRINGEFEST EVER #anon

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softhaos · 6 years

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TAG – 11 QUESTIONS

tagged by @jejublr who makes me smile and a squishy mess tyty nat!! 💖💖

Which idol are you willing to fight? do you want me to die i’d probably fight pristin’s yehana tho because we won’t fight sjhkjs

What’s your favorite fastfood chain? kfc bc i love chicken a lot

How would you spend a day at the beach? collect shells, eat lots of ice cream and stay away from the sun as much as possible

SM, YG or JYP? they’re all dickheads but jyp isn’t that much of a dickhead compared to the others imo so yeah,,,,, jyp

What’s your most memorable kpop debut(s)/comeback(s)? i entered the kpop community roughly a year ago (what already a year wowow) so i haven’t witnessed a lot of cbs/debuts yet but definitely,,,, svt’s clap comeback, rv with peekaboo and nU’EST W

How would you spend your last day on Earth? in my bed, on the internet tbfh i don’t like going outside

If you could pick a planet to live on other than Earth, what would it be and why? i don’t know many planets i guess venus?? venus sounds nice that’s why

Pick a pair of footwear to wear for the rest of your life platform sneakers bc i’m short and can’t walk in normal high heels

What’s the best fanficton you’ve ever read? how tf should i choose uuh if it has to be kpop related, the one that’s still fresh in my mind is busan 112 by havokftw on ao3!!!! here me out it’s a jicheol fic but not just jicheol it’s police officer!jicheol it’s PURE GOLD READ IT (it’s still ongoing but it’s so worth it)

How would you decorate your dream house? in beige and blue colors, have a room dedicated to albums and books and have a fridge somewhere in my room because i can’t be bothered to go to the kitchen every time

Please, recommend some creators blog! @17cuties for the softest edits ever @kylapristin for amazing girlgroup gifs @incorrectsvt for great textpost meme things!! (there are other great blogs but this’ll turn out too long if i tag them all skjhjsjc)

o ka y so i’m tagging @asianphones @jiminyoongs @princeshushu @bfwooz @sept23-2017 @agustdaddy

QUESTIONS:

Which language would you like to speak fluently?

Your childhood crush?

If your life was a song, what would the title be?

Fluff, angst or smut?

Favorite comeback in 2018 so far?

Which kpop lightstick would you want to have? Choose one!

What’s your star sign / zodiac sign?

Do you actually fit into what your star sign describes you as?

In which country would you want to live for the rest of your life?

Do you believe in soulmates?

Squishy cheeks or thicc thighs?

#tag game #i'd tag more people but do they consider me a mutual #jsakhkjc why am i like this #i don't wanna bother anyone ok sdcsb #dara being dumb and dense

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softhaos · 6 years

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tag game

tagged by @justsomekpopstuff jsdjkl

1st rule: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

uuuhhhh,,,, i feel like i tag the same people over and over again but here we go pls forgive me @lycheechann @jiminyoongs @princeshushu @asianphones aaand i ran out of people where i guess they’re fine with being tagged oops

2nd rule: bold the statements that are true

APPEARANCE

I am 5'7 or taller

I wear glasses

I have atleast one tattoo

I have at least one piercing (my ears)

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes (if you look rlly rlly closely)

I have short hair

My abs are atleast somewhat defined (somewhat)

I have or had braces

PERSONALITY

I love meeting new people (yeet it’s a 50/50 chance)

People tell me I am funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority of mine

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I am playfully rude to people I know

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something about my personality I would change

ABILITY

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 push-ups without stopping

I am a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I am good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I can make at least 3 recipes from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES

I enjoy sports

I’m on a sports team at school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I exercise at least once a week (10 minute workouts count right)

I have gone for runs at least once a week in warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

Fandoms are my #1 priority (somewhat…)

I do some form of martial arts (used to so i’m counting this)

EXPERIENCES

I have had my first kiss

I have scored a winning point in a sport

I have watched an entire tv series in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or er in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band concerts

MY LIFE

I have one person i consider to be my best friend

I live relatively close to my school/work

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

There is snow where I live right now

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I own at least 15 CDs

I share my room with someone

RELATIONSHIPS

I am in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I’ve been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have admitted my feelings to a crush

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush for over a year

I have been in a relationship for over a year

I have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM

I have break-danced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher that has a name that is hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to a song on repeat right now (nega dola is a bop it’s a fact)

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life (sorta)

I speak at least 2 languages (... 5...)

I have made a new friend in the past year

(wow it’s sad i haven’t been through a lot yikes)

#tag game #dara being dumb and dense

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softhaos · 6 years

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30 question tag

rules: answer 30 questions and tag some blogs you would like to get to know better!

this was due long ago but well better late than never; I was tagged by @gukspoc and i won’t tag anyone bc i am too exhausted (feel free to do the tag too if you want to!)

1. Nickname | Dara

2. Gender | Female

3. Star sign | Cancer

4. Height | 5′2 / 158 cm (can i cry)

5. Time | 11:28pm

6. Birthday | July 14

7. Favorite band(s) | Seventeen, Red Velvet, Pristin, Monsta X, BTS, Astro, CLC, Loona, EXO are my mains I suppose

8. Favorite solo artist(s) | Chungha, Hyorin, Samuel, IU- wow I need to listen to more solo artists

9. Song stuck in your head | Black Dress - CLC

10. Last movie watched | Me Before You

11. Last show I watched | I’m rewatching Avatar the last airbender oKaY

12. When did you create this blog | January 14 2018

13. What do I post | Fics

14. Last thing I googled | crayola markers

15. Do I have other blogs | Idk if my side blog @softrecs counts?

16. Do I get asks | Once in a while (and I’m vv grateful that I get any at all sdhjlk)

17. Why did I choose this url | I take pride as a soft stan and as a hao stan (but certain people don’t wanna believe this) + the s at the end is only there because softhao is already taken :(

18. Following blogs | 43

19. Followers | 442

20. Average hour of sleep | 4

21. Lucky number | 14

22. How many blankets I sleep with | 1 but I usually have a sweater and stockings on because it’s hella cold and i can’t be bothered with using 2 blankets

23. Instruments | I used to play the guitar

24. What am I wearing | sweater + stockings

26. Dream job | Singer

27. Dream trip | Sydney

28. Favorite food | m e a t

29. Nationality | Indonesian

30. Favorite song right now | Sincerely - True (aka the violet evergarden opening song)

#dara being dumb and dense #oof i need some sleep #pls excuse #tag game

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softhaos · 6 years

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your theme is beautiful omg -clar from write-svt