I met you long ago

When the sea was still peaceful

And the bay it seemed to glow

We danced and sang

I am completely Normal about Wall-E and EVE, what are you talking about???

Call me the lusty month of may the way I’m breaking my dreamy vows

Bob shaking his hips (and/or maybe shoulders) will never not be funny.

smiles

looks at you with my big wet pathetic eyes and promptly explodes

where's the au where guillermo breaks nandor out of the wellness cult & just. rents them an apartment. and they just live as humans. and it fixes nandor.

my adhd vs sitting down to watch critical role but my adhd wins every time except for when I managed to watch exu calamity bc i put it on at the same time I was doing a little dorm makeover at 3 am

That Simu Liu dancing scene in Barbie is just one of my idle actions when I know I'm supposed to be doing something, but my brain is lagging

I was going to try and write tonight, but I just got back to the house from pole conditioning and I can barely keep my eyes open. Looks like David's going to have to wait.

the problem with my life is that i actually want to do everything but i dont do anything.and so i want to kill myself

My upstairs neighbors are largely less bad than my last ones but boy do they manage to pick the worst times to be randomly loud please I just want to sleep off my body's terrible reaction to attempting a new food

I've been consistently craving something to eat the last few days and none have seemed to satisfy me. If this were the literature I would probably go crazy and start eating human flesh to satisfy my insatiable hunger. But since this isn't the literature, I'll probably try making a salad when I get home because I don't think I've actually had any vegetables in a while so that's probably what my body is craving.

sobs