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“Are there a lot more Damangela posts out there that I’m missing? Because I saw a couple posts complaining about people talking about Damangela but I swear it’s literally only you and MAYBE one or two other people talking about them. Also it’s wild to me that people would complain about Damangela when Ianthony is RIGHT THERE or even amangela or spommy like people talk about these ALL the time writing lots of smut and everything but people are gonna complain about the five Damangela posts that happen every few days at most?? No hate to people talking about any of those ships I’m not one of those people who care so much about what people ship (if I don’t like it I just ignore it) but I just think it’s weird to call out Damangela when it’s such a small ship no one really talks about too much. And 99% of the Damangela posts are platonic and not romantic anyway so I don’t get why people are bothered by it.”
Hi Mitty! good to see you!
“Are there a lot more Damangela posts out there that I’m missing? Because I saw a couple posts complaining about people talking about Damangela but I swear it’s literally only you and MAYBE one or two other people“
That’s what has me all confused. I’m pretty sure there’s only a small handful of Damangela acc on here, or anywhere. I don’t really know why people have been getting so up in arms about Damangela? I’ve been seeing a lot of hate for ‘damangela shippers’ when I really can only think of like 3? that are openly shipping them together??
Most people posting about Damangela are purely Dynamic Enjoyers™, and openly stating that. I don’t know where this wave of people came from, talking about ‘damangela shippers’ like there’s so many.
“people would complain about Damangela when Ianthony is RIGHT THERE or even amangela or spommy“
I think it’s because those ships in particular are all queer ships. It always strikes me as odd that people are EXTREMELY comfortable shipping rpf if it’s queer, but if it’s hetero they say it’s an invasion of privacy and weird. Like you’re saying IT’S NOT AN INVASION IF ITS GAY??? WHERES THE LOGIC?? do people not understand how sexuality works? (if you have a problem with rpf COMMIT TO IT. DONT PRETEND ITS OK ONLY IF ITS QUEER. shipping real people is shipping real people.)
(I do realize that all of those ships have pretty obvious reasons why they aren’t taken as seriously. Amanda is married, Spencer is straight(?), ... , so I understand that side, but if you truly think rpf is bad, commit to it.)
I’d also like to say just because a Woman/Man is hetero, does NOT mean they romantically like EVERY Man/Woman they meet.
“it’s weird to call out Damangela when it’s such a small ship no one really talks about too much“
That’s what I’m thinking as well, like I said, I can only think of maybe 3 people that openly ship them together? and they don’t even post that regularly. It almost feels like they’re trying to head off future shippers because of the Podcast clip that came out recently? (the Christmas Event™)
That’s ^ the only reasonable thing I can think of. (they still aren’t doing a very good job as a community... I think it’s because there’s been a lot of new fans the last couple years)(along with Smosh not being very good with fan discourse)(I could go on for days about this lol)(if there was an obvious figure head in the community that could point the fans in good directions I think that would help with the weird dog piling that’s going on rn)
“99% of the Damangela posts are platonic and not romantic anyway so I don’t get why people are bothered by it.“
It doesn’t make much sense to me either.
The one thing I did see that I could imagine being annoying, is that people trying to look through #Angela Giarratana tag are getting flooded with damangela content. (and obviously the #Damien Hass tag as well) I could TOTALLY see why that could make some people mad! but there’s really not much to do about that..
(other than going into settings and filtering out damangela manually)
I feel a little bad that we’ve been flooding their tags, but I can’t really do anything about it? I could start not tagging both of them? but I feel like it makes more sense to just filter your own tags than get me to change how I tag (other people would be tagging them even if I stopped anyway..)
Anyway, I’m sure all this will blow over soon! something about April Fools Marriage and a Solar eclipse is getting everyone all red blooded.
-Much love Mitty! <3
#smoshblr#Damien Haas#Angela Giarratana#Smosh#Damngela Dynamic Enjoyer#Smosh Games#Smosh Pit#Damangela#Damien x Angela#Damien and Angela#Damngela#Damien/Angela#Christmas Event™#goose chase#witch hunt but theres no witches#twitter users are over there shadowboxing all the 'damangela shippers'#the shippers that definitely totally exist#they come to nibble on my toes sometimes#thats how I know they exist
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Unwanted Visitor
WORD COUNT: 1110
REQUEST: I am having some INTENSE period cramps, like to the point of tears. I was just wondering if you could write something with damien where he's just a sweet and caring boyfriend to his gf on her period.
A/N: these are all on backlog now, and so is my brain. a big thank you to my betas though, here’s a short piece for all y’all
If you were going to be honest, you were having a shit day. Not only had you been late to work that morning, but you had also been late because you got an unexpected visitor two minutes before you planned to leave the house that morning. Aunt Flo had decided to wreck your day before it had even begun and you were not happy about that.
Of course, her visit meant you weren’t pregnant but it also meant you had to spend the extra time to change after you were already bundled up in your winter gear. You didn’t mind the cold weather but gosh was it a pain to get everything on and then back off after your thirty-minute commute.
To make matters worse, on your way back from work you had reached into your bag only to realize that you had left your Midol on your desk and didn’t have the will to take the train back during rush hour.
You got home, greeted both your cats and promptly collapsed on the couch. You essentially wriggled out of your winter wear and left everything in a heap next to the couch. Two hours later and you hadn’t moved. Freyja had made herself a bed out of your winter coat while Zelda decided that she’d lay directly on your stomach. You weren’t gonna lie, the heat was a welcome feature. The weight, however, made things a little uncomfortable.
You managed to fall into an uncomfortable half-asleep state, barely acknowledging when the front door opened and Zelda jumping off of you to greet her dad.
“Hey, Y/n,” Damien greeted, kicking off his shoes and hanging his coat by the door. He came over and kissed you on the forehead, noticing how your clothes were haphazardly thrown on the floor. “What’s wrong?”
You said nothing, groaning in pain and curling into a ball on your side. You went limp and decided to complain to him. “I got my period like ten minutes before I left for work and I was late this morning and then I left my Midol at work but I was already on the train back when I realized and now I’m in pain.”
He frowned and disappeared into the small kitchen, opening the microwave and throwing something relatively heavy into the appliance. You watched as he grabbed his coat, “I’m gonna head to the drug store. I’ve put your heating pad in the microwave.”
He pecked your lips and put his shoes on, “I’ll be back in ten minutes. Do you want anything other than Midol?”
You smiled at him, “What did I do to deserve a fiance like you?”
You watched as his cheeks flushed, “I’ll be back.”
“Okay, I’ll see you in a bit then.”
When you heard the door shut and the cats had returned to their posts, you rolled off the couch and stumbled up. You felt a little disoriented, feeling all the blood rush up to your head after laying for such a long time. After a quick trip to the bathroom and then to your bedroom to change into your pajamas, you grabbed the heating pad from the microwave and laid back down on the couch.
Damien came back and beelined to the kitchen. You heard the rustling of paper bags and the freezer opening and then closing again. When he came to sit next to you, you sat up to accept the drugs and water.
You put the water on a side table and settled into Damien’s open arms. He put on a show the both of you were watching together and you sat there in silence, enjoying each other’s company.
“I love you,” you whispered as if it were a secret only the two of you could know. You giggled a little bit, feeling like a child in love.
“I love you more,” he whispered back, giggling as well.
You looked up at him, at everything he didn’t like about himself and everything you loved about him. For the ten years the two of you have been together for, he’s never strayed his affections and every day you found yourself falling more and more in love with him.
“Let’s get married,” you said, looking into his eyes.
“We’re already getting married in a month, Y/n,” Damien smiled fondly at you.
“That’s just the ceremony,” you frowned. “Next week, let’s go to city hall and fill out the papers and be married.”
“Why the sudden decision?”
“I just love you so much that every time I look at you, I feel like my heart could explode. Please, we can still have a ceremony and everything. It’ll be a fun party for our friends and family, but just the thought of being able to call you my husband,” he cut you off with a kiss.
You wrapped your arms around him and pulled him closer, the heating pad falling to the floor as you climbed onto his lap so that you were straddling him. “I love you so much, Damien. I’ve loved you since we were eighteen, long before we both thought the same thing.”
He laughed, his arms hooked behind your back to keep you on his lap. “Are you really quoting One Direction at me?”
“I couldn’t think of anything else to say!” you defended yourself. “Besides, it’s true! That song is actually us!”
“I still remember the day in the library when you came up to me to ask me to get a book on a shelf,” Damien reminisced, a goofy smile stuck on his face.
“I’m glad I asked you and not the librarian,” you slid off his lap and sat next to him, feet tucked under you and facing him. “Besides, she was scary. She never liked me either.”
“Imagine what would have happened if you asked anyone else but me,” Damien poked your side, making fun of you.
“Let’s not think about the what-ifs,” you frowned and poked him back. “Because we’re here now and you can forever get things off the top shelf for me.”
“I resent that,” he stuck his tongue out. He got up and you watched as he got a bowl from said top shelf and make a bowl of ice cream. He grabbed two spoons and brought it back to the couch.
Zelda emerged from your bedroom with her sister following and decided to join you both on the couch. Freyja wormed her way in between the two of you while Zelda opted to sit atop your lap. The TV still played softly in the background as you fell in love with the moment your small family created.
#damien hass#damien#haas#damien haas x reader#damien haas imagine#smosh#smosh games#reader#Smosh Pit#reader-insert
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Inside Joke
Pairing: (Damien Haas x Reader)
Word Count: 1.5K
Warning(s): Implied Smut and Swearing
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You were completely and utterly embarrassed. One of your best friends, Shayne Topp, had just woken you up from a dream, an explicit dream to put it mildly.
You knew what the dream was about and from the look on Shayne's face when he woke you up, so did he. He tried his best to hold in his amusement but Shayne being Shayne it did not work in his favor.
"Oh, Damien!" Shayne cried out jokingly as you two left the room you were napping in. You began to beat him lightly, causing him to run all the way to set in laughter. By the time you two got there, he was red in the face with tears streaming down his cheeks.
You were prepared to continue to chase Shayne past your friends, but a pair of arms stopped you in your tracks.
"Woah woah woah. What's going on?" asked a familiar voice. You looked up to see it was Damien, the man you had a dream about and your boyfriend.
"Shayne is making fun of me," You complained, getting closer to Damien's side embrace as you glared at Shayne. He was doubled over in laughter, and since he was facing you and Damien, every time he saw your face, he would laugh just a bit more.
"Why is he making fun of you?" Damien questioned, looking to you and then his best friend that stood across the room.
At Damien's question, you tensed up a bit. You were too embarrassed to tell him what happened, especially right now in front of all your friends.
Damien felt you tense in his arms, so he looked back to you in confusion. You began to grow hot. You weren't sure if it was from the run or the embarrassment of the situation.
You hesitated to answer, and everyone noticed, including Shayne. Your hesitation made him laugh even harder. After a while, you finally said, "It's nothing, nevermind," trying to dismiss the conversation so the humiliation would end.
Damien once again looked confused but let it be. He brought you into an actual hug this time to properly comfort you.
The incident never came up again, that is until three months later during a try not to laugh challenge.
"Welcome back everyone to another laugh challenge," Courtney started the video excitedly. All of you involved in the video shouted and waved to the camera frantically.
"Today we are joined by Y/N, who you all have seen before but haven't in a good while," Courtney continued as you sent a wave to the camera and said, "Hi guys."
"You all know the rules, and if you don't, it's easy to understand. Let's hop right into it," Courtney finished, effectively ending the intro.
The video was going by smoothly. So far Damien, Shayne, Keith, and Olivia, had gone and you had made all but Keith laugh successfully. Yourself, Noah, and Courtney were left to go, and it was now your turn.
Everyone took turns trying to make you laugh, and the only two to succeed so far were Noah and Damien. Olivia had just tried her hand at making you laugh with assistance from Shayne, but it did not work. Olivia went back behind the partition while Shayne stayed in front with you for a second.
"I have never made Y/N laugh during one of these, so it is my new goal in life to make that happen," Shayne commented, looking between you and the camera as he spoke.
"Bring it on Topp," You said playfully before taking a swig of water into your mouth.
Shayne was the last person to try and get you to laugh, and you were admittedly nervous. You knew Shayne, and you knew he has been dying to try and make you laugh during one of these challenges. You also knew once Shayne set his mind to doing something, he would stop at almost nothing to do it.
Producer Garrett gave Shayne the go-ahead, and you knew the timer had started, you only had to hold out for 30 seconds.
Shayne came from behind the partition and in front of you. He laid a pillow on the floor to the side of you and proceeded to place his head upon it. He curled up and pretended to cuddle deeper into said pillow.
Shayne slept in silence which confused you, causing your eyebrows to furrow slightly. He would surely lose if he didn't do something soon.
The peaceful smile Shayne started the bit with soon morphed into one of frustration but also...lust?
Shayne shifted from the curled up position on his side to an arched back position and then shouted, "Oh, Damien!"
You immediately spit out your water, successfully producing a seemingly perfect spit take. Shayne quickly got up from the floor and wiped the water that got on him off, all the while laughing to his heart's content.
He clutched for his chest as you began to choke from the little water that remained in your mouth, going down your throat unexpectedly.
As you tried to regain yourself, you could only hear the laughter of others around you, mostly Shayne to your dismay. Once put back together you looked to Shayne with a glare. His face was beet red, and a vein was ready to pop on his forehead.
You hopped from the stool and began to beat your friend facetiously. You knew the fans would get a kick out of the exchange and question Shayne's joke.
As you hit Shayne with your fist lightly, he continued to laugh. He took the beating knowing you were merely joking, and giving him what he deserved.
After the laughter and your hits to your friend died down Shayne spoke up still clutching his chest.
"I'm- I'm sorry. I had - I had to do it," He spoke, needing to pause now and then to take a breath or laugh.
"I hate you so much," You said, crossing your arms like a child might when frustrated.
"I'm sorry!" Shayne exclaimed, bring you into a firm hug as you fake pouted. He continued to laugh during the embrace nonetheless.
"Fanfiction writers have at it," one of your friends commented from behind the partition causing the laughter to be revived.
After just about everyone, including yourself, made Noah and Courtney laugh you all started the outro.
"Thank you all so much for watching, and thank you Y/N for joining us! You did a great job," Olivia commented, bringing you into a side hug.
"Except for when Shayne made you choke," Noah remarked jokingly.
"To be fair, it was a bit of a low blow. It is an inside joke of ours," Shayne explained.
Before anyone could question the context of the inside joke, you spoke up." It's all good. Thank you guys, for having me."
"Where can the lovely people find you?"Damien asked for the audience in case they wanted to follow you.
"You all can stalk me at Y/U/N on all my social media," You said, waving your hand under your username that would be added in post.
"Don't forget to like, subscribe, and aggressively hit that notification bell," said Keith.
"Bye!" You shouted waving towards the camera, causing everyone else to follow your lead.
"And cut!" someone said from behind the cameras and other equipment. Everyone gave a quick cheer or clap for a successful shoot.
After giving your mics over to the sound department you and Damien headed for the exit. You two were off to have a quick lunch before you had to return to edit and Damien to film.
When you two were about to leave, Shayne stopped you.
"Hey, are we cool?" Shayne asked, making sure he didn't cross a line during the challenge.
"No harm done," You said honestly to your close friend.
"Good, I was worried I- " Shayne began in relief, but you cut him off.
"It does suck that you had to stoop as low as an inside joke to make me laugh though," You said jokingly to the dirty blond.
"Is that a challenge?" Shayne asked with squinted and determined eyes.
"You bet your ass it is."
"Challenge accepted," Shayne stated as he stuck his hand out for you to shake, which you did. You both shared a quick hug before he left to go his own way.
"So what exactly is this inside joke?" Damien questioned. He had grown curious the minute Shayne yelled the phrase, and he was finally able to ask you about it.
"It's called an inside joke for a reason baby," You said, taking Damien's hand into your own and walking off set.
*Bonus*
"Hey sweets get a look at this," Damien said, coming into your shared bedroom where you read silently.
Damien came over to show you his laptop, which displayed many comments. You realized the try not to laugh challenge was finally posted and as you predicted the fans were going nuts.
Comments like: " I must know the meaning behind the inside joke." , "You smut writers ready?", and "My favorite part was Shayne's joke to Y/N," flooded the comments.
You ran a hand down your face in mock distress. Damien giggled at your behavior, knowing you were only joking.
"I knew this would happen."
"You ready to tell me about this joke?" Damien questioned, closing his laptop and placing a balled fist under his chin.
"Not in a million years," You commented, placing a quick peck to Damien's lips and returning to your book.
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A/N: Thank you all so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. I have been a fan of Smosh since 2013, and I am so happy to write a piece involving just a small part of who they are. To celebrate the end of Summer Games, I wrote a quick fic about our precious Damien. Feel free to let me know what you guys think!
Lots of Love <3
#damien haas#damien haas x reader#damien haas imagine#damien haas one shot#smosh squad#smosh squad imagine#smosh squad x reader#gender neutral reader#damien hass x gender neutral reader#smosh cast#smosh damien#smosh shayne#smosh damien haas#smosh shayne topp
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“But Princess you are to marry the Prince of Kingmyn.”
“I don’t care, I love you. I want to marry you.”
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Lazy Rainy Sundays
You slowly open your eyes to the sound of rain hitting your bedroom window. You can’t help but smile as I look at my phone to see a text from Damien.
Dude lazy rainy Sundays, you want to go on a drive around town?
Or we could stay in and watch all our favorite movies?
Your fingers linger over the keyboard as you try to think of what would be best.
Either one works. What do you want to do?
I’m on my way now, make sure you are in the most comfortable clothing you own.
now that I can promise.
You can’t help but feel butterflies just thinking about spending the whole day with him. You set your phone down on the end table and start to get yourself at least a bit presentable. You decide that a pair of leggings and his sweatshirt I stole, was good enough. You try to put your hair in some sort of messy bun, the curls working against you. From your bedroom, you can hear the front door open.
“Ready love?” You walk out of your room to see Damien in flannel pants and a black t-shirt. You can’t help but giggle. “What?” He looks down to his outfit.
“You remind me of long Christmas mornings on the east coast with my family.” Your hands find their place on his hips and his kisses your forehead.
“Well, I’ve been dreaming of white Christmas, like the ones I used to know.” Damien starts to sing. You can’t help but melt in his arms as he sings. You turn around and rest your back on his chest. He wraps his arms around you and you both sway together to the sweet sounds of rain and his singing.
“Never stop singing to me, okay?”
“Now that I can promise.”
“You just stopped.” You look up past your shoulder to smirk at him. He shakes and rolls his eyes and gently kisses you, lingering on your lips. You both begin to sway again in the silence just listening to the rain fall outside.
“I love you,” He breaks the quiet.
“I love you too Damien.” You lean deeper into his embrace. His arms wrap tighter around you.
“Stay in my arms all day today and we’ll watch movies until our eyes fall out of our heads.
“Sounds perfect.”
#damien haas x reader#damien haas#i flippin love Damien Hass#smosh#smosh games#smosh squad#imagine#inspired by a lonelier rainy lazy sunday#I'm really into writing right now and kinda love it
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