Honor Among Theives...
As text posts!
(I'm still sitting on so many because I can't get images of the exact scenes they correlate with, sob)
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holga: you look like you've never touched a woman in your life
xenk: i'm homosexual
holga: i'm sorry. you look like you've never touched a man in your life
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I have... more :>
Behold the dnd honor among theives memes
I'll get some Holga memes as well as memes for others up here soon enough!
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simon: i need an advice
edgin: really? with what?
simon: with love. how did you know you were in love with xenk?
edgin:
edgin: i'm in love with xenk?
simon:
simon: are you fucking kidding me
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simon: you know xenk would die for you, right?
edgin: xenk would die to save a dog
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edgin: you're standing on thin ice
xenk: i'm standing on the floor
edgin: it's an expression
xenk: it's a carpet
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edgin: *handing a bowl of soup to xenk*
half of edgin's brain: careful, it's hot!
other half of edgin's brain: i made some soup
edgin: careful, it's soup!
xenk: ??
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simon: what color are xenk's eyes?
edgin: the most dark, so deep you could get lost in them
simon: when was the last time we saw him?
edgin: 30 minutes and 41 seconds ago
simon: and when did we first meet him?
edgin: just yesterday, but it feels like i've known him for a millennium
simon: and when is my birthday?
edgin:
simon: when is my birthday edgin?
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doric: how was the honeymoon?
xenk: edgin got very drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire
xenk: he said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"
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xenk: what happened to holga?
edgin: she died
xenk: she what?
edgin: she died, but she's okay
xenk: ...can you please clarify
edgin: clarification is for the weak
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xenk: okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
edgin: AS ENEMIES?!
xenk:
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kira: why can't dinosaurs clap?
edgin: because their arms are too sh-
xenk: because they're all dead
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edgin: time sensitive question how flirt men
simon: throw rocks at he
holga: potatoes
doric: kill him
edgin: thanks guys
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