Bumblebee yoinking things from Megatron is my favorite trope in Transformers 😂😂. But the fact that he’s done it in at least 3 series has me rolling. 😂😂
Bumblebee is the definition of a twink, I want to wreck him so hard he’s left fragged stupid, processor buffering as he can’t do more than drool and moan around my spike as he gives a slobbery blowjob while his twitching valve gushes from the several overload I gave him beforehand
After painting his face plate with transfluid, start some tender after care with a bath and then tuck him into the berth
okay okay-- here's a horny little ramble abt a couple of the bee boys because i wasn't exactly sure which one you meant.
tfp bumblebee is honestly such a twunk, he's got a little himbo thing going on with being so clueless and those big blue eyes. he has the prettiest little face and every time i see a fic abt tfp bumblebee on any platform i'm overjoyed.
rid15 bublebee, another clueless himbo. that must be today's theme. he's such a sweetheart, i just. i want him to pick me up and let him do whatever he wants with me. he'd be so careful and gentle too, he wouldn't want to break you.
cyberverse bee, where do i even start- he's absolutely adorable. there needs to be cum all over his face. that goes with most of the bees but especially him.
i was gonna talk about tfa bee but he's just such a brat, he definetily needs to be tied up and denied for at least a couple of hours.
Tfa Bee: Hand me the people opener.
Tfe Bee: …
Tfe Bee: Pardon?
Tfa Bee, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me!
Tfe Bee, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Tfa Bee: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Tfe Bee: Knife. It's called a knife.
Tfa Bee: See, the problem is, other me, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D.
G1 Bee: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.
Cyberverse Bee: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.
Tfa Bee: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
Cyberverse Bee: I really like Eminem.
Tfa Bee: I prefer skittles.
Tfe Bee: They are talking about the rapper.
Tfa Bee: Why would they eat the wrapper?
Tfe Bee: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
Tfe Bee: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Tfe Bee, gesturing to G1 Bee and Tfa Bee fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
How would you rate each Bumblebee from every cartoon series by their design?
I'm just gonna rate the designs from the shows that I've already watched or am currently watching!
1. TFP Bumblebee + stealth mode
I think yall know how I feel about these designs HAHSHS 10/10 from me, definitely.
Probably because I'm biased but TFP Bee has to be one of my fave designs.
2. RiD2015 Bumblebee
And yall know how I feel about RiD2015's designs, ughhh. I have a love/hate relationship with this design to be honest. I mean, every other character had a really good design but I don't get why they couldn't do the same for my man 😭 like they could've let him keep his stealth mode colors and I'd be fine!
Anyways- 7/10 from me.
3. TFA Bumblebee
I haven't finished watching TFA yet but I already adore Bumblebee. He can be a little shit sometimes but I love him all the same. It's just...the chin. In certain angles, it looks off... I mean, the same could be said for other characters in TFA 😭
But definitely 9/10!
4. G1 Bumblebee
I haven't finished watching G1 yet BUT I LOVE G1 BEE. His design is a classic and I love the blockiness in G1 overall. Also cause he's very endearing in G1, I love him :((
10/10!
5. Earthspark Bumblebee
YALL DEF KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT TFE BEE WBDHSBSS
His design reminds me of one of his IDW comic designs and I just love this version of Bee. Again, I'm probably biased but 10/10!
6. Cyberverse Bumblebee
Yes I finally started watching Cyberverse AND I LOVE THIS VERSION OF BEE. He's so cute, Istg. Ngl the radio talk is getting overused but I love him all the same. I just love it when Bumblebee designs give him his horns.
9/10!
10. Rescue Bots Bumblebee
I haven't gotten far enough in the show to see Bumblebee but I think his design is pretty cute! His eyes especially.
Can I pretty, pretty please, with a cherry on top, see more Tarnbee? I read the previous posts and I’ve had brain rot ever since. There’s just something so funny to think about Bee making the mistake of seducing Tarn (maybe flirting with him to lure him into a trap or even fragging him so he can sneak off while he recharges) and Tarn - being the obsessive loser he is - takes it as Bee being totally into him and all of Bee’s rejections or running away from him is just him “playing hard to get”. And meanwhile the rest of the DJD are just apologizing to Bee cuz they won’t risk offlining trying to convince Tarn to take a hint. Except for Nickel, she just drags Bee into the medbay and tells Tarn to bugger off so she can focus on healing bee, that at least gives him one or two hours to relax before he has to escape again.
Tarnbee was meant to be a filler/funny thing but now I’m genuinely liking it & you are not helping 😂
Bumblebee made a mistake in using sexual charm to best Tarn.
The mech is obsessive to a terrifying fault and he truly does set his sights on Bumblebee and Bumblebee alone.
Bee did use flirting and charm to seduce Tarn so he could take out another mech but then Tarn cornered him and Bee had no choice but to continue their little game all the way up to Tarns habsuite where they interfaced roughly leaving Tarn knocked offline and Bee waking just before Tarn so he could slip free of Decepticon territory and break free of any following interest.
Bee comes home one lunar cycle extremely tired and covered in another mechs energon only find candles lit, a tub of hot oil waiting for his frame and a glass of smooth high grade.
Bee is on edge after that.
Energon supplements are always on his doorstep, he feels like someone’s always watching him when he’s coming back from a mission or a trip to the market.
He doesn’t feel safe meeting with certain clients after one of his late night mechafriends is found offline with his spike cut off and his dermas ripped to shreds.
Later that evening he finds a note in his berth room on his sheets, “I can do so much better than him.”
He leaves him home that lunar cycle and stays abroad a small ship after that. He never stays in one place for long and even ventures close to autobot borders to feel a semblance of peace from Tarns optics.
Tarn leaves gifts attached to his ship and love notes stating he could wait until Bee was ready and that he couldn���t wait to spar with him again.
Tarn manages to corner Bee when the mini let his guard down during a lunar cycle out in autobot territory. He was hoping Tarn wouldn’t be stupid enough to follow him there but he was.
Tarn had Bee cornered against the alley wall about to take him back to the decepticon base when Bee was able to wiggle free from a distracted Tarn.
Bee owed Optimus Prime his spark for saving him and Optimus later used that to get Bee to stick with him on his team after Bee was forced to join the autobots.
Bee figured he would be safe from Tarn since he wore the autobot brand even though he didn’t believe in it entirely.
That was not the case.
He received a note after getting his original frame back.