-Look with reproductive intentions in Spanish.-

NO STOP 😭😭😭

my sleep paralysis demon fr 💀💀

honestly in some ways, im jealous of non-booker readers, y’all do NOT want to know how many men in the Witcher series get sexually involved with minors

i have a party i was trying to plan a look for. I… tried to open the glitter

personal nonsense update:

I have Obtained The Paxolovid this is definitely a Medical Necessity but also oh gad oh gad I have rarely resented having a sense of taste so desperately

the most cursed thing about making aus is that you end up shipping rarepairs with less than 10 works on ao3, out of which only 2 survive after all your filters are done filtering 😔

So to sum up

This was yesterday: * Wake up with a migraine * Take the last of my "emergency supply" of ADHD meds * Contact Boots to say 'hey, remember how you decided not to bother to reorder my medication, didn't tell me and left me to run out? Well, you said you'd text me when it came in and you haven't, what's up?" * Boots doesn't have my meds * Boots is fucking rude about it too * Already upset. HAHA I know nothing. * Call another pharmacy. Discover that the fucking global shortage of ADHD meds has struck again * Call all the other pharmacies. * Nothing. *Call GP *GP says to call the psychiatric clinic * Tell GP: "They WILL say there is nothing they can do and to call you back." *GP says to call the psychiatric clinic *[Still migraine] *Time to start work! I have a document to edit this afternoon! * Call psychiatric clinic. Psychiatric clinic does not answer. Says to call in office hours. It is office hours *Call psychiatric clinic several more times *[I hate making phonecalls! They make me stressed and uncomfortable!] *Psychiatric clinic answers. Psychiatric clinic says there is nothing they can do and to call the GP back. *Call GP back. *GP says "Oh, you're completely out of meds"?? as if this was a surprise. *GP says they will try to get me an urgent referral to the psychiatrist to get me prescribed something else. * I say I don't! particularly! want! to do that! I just want my normal, boring medication and even if the 40 and 60mg pills are out, might it not be available in another dosage somewhere? *GP, who keeps interrupting me literally every two seconds, to the extent that I think less "man" and more "honestly needs to read the description for the condition we're talking about" has apparently not thought of that. Will call me back *Edit document *[Still migraine] *GP somehow manages to interrupt me several more times to tell me they're trying to do Things which is nice but not! helpful! when you are trying to edit a document WITH A MIGRAINE! *GP finally says that while there is no way on God's earth to get me 120 mgs of my medication, I CAN get 100mg. Which you'd think we could maybe have got to SEVERAL HOURS AGO but OK. GP spends a long time arguing with me that this is a good idea even though I am not arguing back and agree with him. *Finish editing document. Time to go to GP, to get new prescription for 100 mg! Troubles nearly at end! *Migraine maybe fading? * SLAM foot into large box where keep craft supplies. * Wait for pain to subside. * It doesn't. * Think toes are broken. Can't walk. *Have to walk. GP about to close. GP not on bus route. *Hobble, gasping and wincing half a mile to GP. Hobble, gasping and wincing (and occasionally singing Italian pop music under my breath to take mind off pain because it's That Bad and we do what we got to do at this point) further half mile to Pharmacy. *Walking mile not good for foot definitely at all. * Pharmacists watch me limp into their shop in obvious dismay. "Hi!" I say brightly "This is unrelated to why I'm here!" * Pharmacy interested in toes. Says maybe toes aren't broken? Aren't black. *I agree maybe I'm making a silly fuss and only later think that it had been less than an hour at this point and despite what fanfic will tell you, injuries take longer than that to GO black.¹ *Get my 100mgs of meds. *Limp to bus stop, * Get home. Eat a consolatory ice lolly. *Hobble to bathroom to wash hands *Inexplicably, just to add baffling insult to ludicrous injury, a pile of towels falls on my head.

[¹Today still not black, but still cannot walk and even the weight of bedclothes unbearable -- they're broken as fuck.]

I think me and that last anon would be friends

I forgot to go shopping for groceries so last night I just grabbed a croissant, hollowed it out, and poured buffalo wings sauce in it. I called it a spicy sandwich

Was I drunk? Maybe. You can't prove anything

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Now I've done it. I've gone past too far.

GORDON SCHWINN X BEVERLY SWITZLER????

ok why is there fuckin el.vis rpf smut in my for you page

ew i got tumblr live

are you tickling? are you wiggling?

f1 insta...find shame

Dune reaction: why'd they adapt Jessica like that?? With Alia inside pulling the strings????????

OH GOD EVERYONE WATCH OUT IT CAN WARP

bonus doodle done while I toiled with red miles flyfish. The more I thought about it the worse it got. Can you imagine lesser salmonids (smallfry) being able to teleport around(smallfry.) and having a built in knife(SMALLFRY)? This shift is doomed to fail.