#crosshair's toothpicks | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dangerousstrawberrypie · 2 years

Text

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the galaxy...

Me: "Tech, I need one of Crosshair's toothpicks, please."

Tech: "Why?"

Me: "It's for science."

Crosshair: "Why are you asking him and not me?"

Me: "Because you'd say no if I asked you and I know Tech knows where they are."

Crosshair: begins to protest until Tech just hands me a toothpick

Me: "Thank you!" proceeds to open oven and check that the cake baking in there is done with the toothpick

"Wrecker, Omega, Echo, the cake's done!"

Wrecker, Omega, and Echo from a distance: "Woohoo!"

Tech, straightening his goggles: "That is not for science."

Me: "Yes, it is, I needed to ensure the chemical reactions worked."

Crosshair: "Do I get cake?"

fin

31 notes · View notes

timetodiverge · 3 months

Text

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

OMEGA YOU LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER

#she knows EXACTLY what shes doing ahahaha #TOOTHPICK SUPREMACY #omega copying the “grownups” around her is my fave running joke #OMEGA SEE OMEGA DO #omgggg Hunter's FACE #Crosshair has no idea how to take this #had to reallly get close to confirm she does in fact have a toothpick in her mouth lol #tbb #the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb omega #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter

1K notes · View notes

alligatorpie1945 · 3 months

Text

Now that we are getting some actual Crossdad content, I've decided to redo an old favorite of mine. I love the dynamic between the two of them. And I cannot believe how much Crosshair as fallen into the Big Brother roll. I love this space family so much.

Anyway, I can totally see Crosshair spending late nights on top of the ship keeping watch, and you know Omega would find him and join.

Prints Available here

#the bad batch #fanart #star wars #tbb #art #crosshair #omega #stargazing #toothpick duo #crossdad #the bad batch spoilers #the bad batch s3

739 notes · View notes

cloned-eyes · 1 year

Text

good morning my lovelies. may i interest you in some fresh out the shower crosshair?

#the bad batch #tbb crosshair #the bad batch fanart #clone force 99 #star wars #star wars fanart #eyesdraws #obviously tattooed #like what do you expect #babygirl is babygirling hard #my beloved grumpy sniper #yes he takes his toothpicks into the shower with him #yes he does use a conditioner

2K notes · View notes

nobie · 3 months

Text

—suddenly I'm a toothpick.

#ive never wanted to be a toothpick so badly in my life #and the way I was shaking when he walked out with it augghhh #the cross brianrot is in my bones #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #the bad batch #star wars #tbb crosshair #swedit #tbbedit #crosshairedit #crosshair #myedits*#swanimation #swsource

246 notes · View notes

therealcalrissian · 2 months

Text

i find it very funny how crosshair went from “hey squad we gotta get that kid back to the empire bc why the fuck not i’m feeling kinda spiteful today” to “okay honey, do you have your lunch i packed you” “don’t forget to reapply sunscreen too” in the matter of like 7 episodes

203 notes · View notes

ofskysanddragonsandstars · 1 year

Text

TBB show has made it canon that both Crosshair and Echo are the reason the bad batch has survived for so long.

Which is really ironic.

The snarky toothpick and who hates regs and the walking republic manual are the two most competent soldiers of the craziest commando squad. They literally cannot be more opposite.

But, ya know, opposites attract.

#season 1 showed how TBB was a disaster without crosshair #season 2 showed how tbb was lost without echo #echo bad batch #crosshair bad batch #echo is a walking republic manual #Crosshair is a snarky toothpick #if Cid had a nickname for crosshair it would be toothpick

1K notes · View notes

rebekadjarin · 3 months

Text

The Bad Batch S03E05

The Return Of The Toothpick

#I LOVE IT #The bad batch spoiler #Tbb spoiler #Bad batch spoiler #The bad batch #Tbb #Bad batch #Crosshair #Bad batch Crosshair #Tbb Crosshair #Star Wars #Toothpick

218 notes · View notes

crosshair-s-toothpick · 3 months

Text

one thing i picked up on in the return is how crosshair is more talkative now, even more so than he was pre-order 66. just little things like acknowledging echo's statements or chatting extensively with omega. idk in the past his dialogue was more or less strictly plot relevant with a few characteristic quips here and there but his defining trait when hunter first introduces him in tcw is "crosshair isn't much of a talker" and it's just like. so healing to see him be this 10% more open yknow

#and all it took was boatloads of trauma!#crosshair #tbb #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #i know its probably just like bc crosshair is the mainish character now and he was just a side character in the past but #idk! he seems like he's changed a lot #i love him #star wars #sw #toothpick talks

269 notes · View notes

nahoney22 · 3 months

Text

He’s quite literally ruining my life

#and I ain’t gonna complain about it #oh to be an animated toothpick #crosshair the bad batch #tbb crosshair #the bad batch #tbb

209 notes · View notes

starqueensthings · 11 months

Text

try and convince me that this isn’t what he said 🤷🏻‍♀️

#and if he didn’t say it #he really wanted to #toothpick flickin thursdays #the bad batch #tbb #bad batch #tbb season 2 #tbb crosshair #Crosshair tbb #bad batch Crosshair #crosshair bad batch #starqueensgifs

772 notes · View notes

here-comes-the-moose · 20 days

Text

Soooo…. How early do we think the Bad Batch were sent out into the war? Because it’s very sad to think about, and I’ve also seen this explored with some other clones as well (Tup and Dogma), but I also can’t erase the somewhat funny mental image of some high-ranking members of the GAR having this elite, special force team coming to help them on an impossible mission, the group succeeding, and when its time to finally meet and thank them it’s literally just some guys whose voices haven’t fully changed and haven’t even lost all the baby fat in their faces yet.

#I’m going to ignore the depressing parts of this for a few seconds to just imagine the massive mindfuck this must have been #wrecker is the only one who actually looks somewhat grown #Hunter is still short on top of looking young so everyone is like ???? why does this kid have so many knives???#tech’s voice is still changing so his rambling and explanations make people wonder HOW tf this kid knows so much???#I don’t know why but I feel like Crosshair REALLY had a baby face when he was younger and became more angular #so just imagine this elite sniper and you’re expecting this fearsome clone #but it’s just a baby-faced guy scowling and chewing on a toothpick #no wonder Cody adopted them #he saw them and was like hmm new little brothers it’s free real estate #star wars tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb crosshair #the bad batch #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb tech

99 notes · View notes

mother-mommy · 3 months

Text

crosshair's reunion with his toothpicks was genuinely more emotional to me than the one with the batch

132 notes · View notes

evesartblog · 1 year

Text

I like to think that Crosshair just has a giant collection of toothpicks, and the rest of the bad batch just finds them everywhere! How he gets them though, I have no idea… what do you think?

#Bad Batch #TBB #Crosshair #Crosshair’s toothpicks #Bad Batch funny #Bad batch fanart #Star Wars art #art #artwork #star wars

643 notes · View notes

tragicsiblings · 6 months

Text

Crosshair + toothpicks <3

#my idiot of a man and his stupid toothpicks #remember when crosshair still smiles #sigh #good times #star wars #tbb #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #crosshair #clone trooper crosshair #swedit #tbbedit #swnews #baby you need to stop squinting the crow's feet are getting worse

223 notes · View notes

robotsandramblings · 1 month

Text

Crosshair needs a prosthetic hand so that he can have a toothpick compartment in the palm area. he does a specific hand/finger movement and a toothpick just pops out into his palm.

#crosshair #the bad batch #silly nilly #he probably does a spiderman twip motion and then grabs the toothpick with those fingers.. all in the blink of an eye #it's so convenient he says aloud one day ''i should've cut my hand off at the beginning of the war'' (much to omega's horror)#it freaks ppl out bc they often don't see the toothpick being dispensed and it looks like one just appeared out of thin air #ahahahaha and this is how Jedi Crosshair rumours begin on pabu.............

93 notes · View notes