i think everything could be resolved by canon copperbees (kibblebarker and kristen) making out sloppy style maybe that’s just me tho

OWLBERRY, MEDICINE CAT OF BOULDERCLAN

Owlkit -> Owlpaw -> Owlberry

Mother: Dovesnow

Father: Larkclaw

Siblings: Buzzardthroat, Eaglebelly

Mentor: Copperbee

Apprentice: Duskpaw

i refuse to believe kipperlilly would have a crush on riz. it would actually be much funnier if she had internalized homophobia and chose him as her crush and started hyperfixating on it but started getting really mad about the fact that she actually liked kristen and not him so she started hating both of them which led to a hatred for all of the bad kids and that spread throughout her party.

we poppin the biggest bottles when. when kipperbees. when they. starts crying

listen you need to understand my vision kristen and kipperlilly need to be rivals (enemies?) with benefits. you KNOW kristen would feel weirdly attracted to any woman she’s supposed to hate. i need kipperlilly to say something that makes kristen need a Hot Tub Moment while the ratgrinders and bad kids are fighting. i need kristen to win the election and then kiss kipperlilly when she goes to make some sort of villainous speech. and kipperlilly swears time and time again that she’s straight she doesn’t like girls but damn if this isn’t the most correct moment in her entire life. they’re both like ugh we hate each other so much that we have to hook up the logic checks out. but then they fall in love and oops! kipperlilly’s plans are foiled and once again lesbianism saves the day!

at this point idc about which ship has the most chemistry i care about which ship is the funniest if you’re boring together get out

kipperlilly brought food trucks she’s so evil i’m obsessed with her kristen you should kiss her

THERES SO MUCH TENSION BETWEEN KRISTEN AND KIPPERLILLY they need to make out

i’m starving for copperbees content SAVE ME DOOMED YURI SAVE ME

gonna keep posting about kipperbees because SOMEONE has to. god this must be what kristen feels like being cassandra’s sole believer. i’m the only cleric of kipperbees and it’s hard but it’s honest work

i BETTER see my girl kipperlilly in this episode i just realized she’s only in one so far and i need my toxic lesbian back

nobody can ever doubt the fact that i have autism i literally write big time rush fan fiction