need to write a strawberry blond inspired fic sometime

Ananaviar AU Concept

It was any normal day for Ananas, just scanning their beautiful, spotless island- WAIT WHAT IS THAT??? Some ugly BLOB on their spotless beach?? NOT happening. Upon flying down to the shore, they see a limp body of Caviar face first in the sand. Mango cookie had just arrived at the same time too.

"Ew, a dead body." Ananas's nose crinkles in disgust as they use their staff to poke the dark-haired body. Curious to see his face, they pull up his face from the sand by the back of his hair and was met with an "uuughhhh". IMMEDIATELY Ananas jumps back in surprise with an "OH ITS ALIVE", dropping his face back in the sand and hiding behind the much smaller cookie.

"He is alive! Are you okay, sir?" Mango asks with a smile, Ananas still narrowing their eyes as the stranger slowly sits up and wipes the sand from his face and mustache, eventually finding his bearings. "Yeah.....I think..." Looking around, he realizes he's someplace he's never been before. "Where exactly am I...?"

Before Mango could reply, Ananas steps forward, spreading their wings and presenting themself. "Rejoice, mortal. You have marooned yourself on the radiant Pineapple Island, and you stand before none other than the Lord of the Island, the golden dragon, Ananas Dragon!!✨Don't bother to bow, I wouldn't dare strain your already weak mortal body."

Caviar, stares up at Ananas blankly, processing what they said for a second before passing right back out. "Oh. Shocked him too much with my radiance...?" Ananas asks, blinking before Mango replies: "No, he's had a heatstroke! He must have been beached all morning! I would be ever so grateful if you could help me bring him back to my village, please?"

With a scoff and smirk, Ananas replies: "You're lucky you're my favorite. Besides, since you asked so nicely..." and scoops up the sea captain in their arms (bridal style teehee) and flies him on over to Mango's village.

Redemption sm au makes me think a lot like do you think he has claustrophobia. Do you think he has severe separation anxiety. He has nightmares so bad that Elder Faerie has to physically shake him awake and he just holds him while he sobs into his arms. Do yo-

(Modern!Pure Vanilla x White Lily Cookie)

I always imagine Pure Vanilla to be the soft "househusband" type of spouse to White Lily. He'd be the kind to experiment with different kinds of meals for the both of them to enjoy especially cream stew that he makes on colder days or when his dearest is sick. He's also really good around children and animals and wouldn't mind spending the whole day looking after them. His clingy self would also give White Lily forehead kisses when she comes home from work later than him and likes to snuggle himself up to her while they listen to each other's stories. There are some days as well where Lily would teach him how to braid and style hair and after a little while Vanilla would be seen with a part of his hair loosely braided complete with one of his wife's ribbons and doesn't seem to mind. I just think it's cute hehe.

(pics taken from my guild)

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Imagining how funny it would be if everyone in crk had phones or something. Elder faerie sends this really long and deep message about how he loves Shadow milk and he responds with the fucking can I has chez burger cat

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semester turnover restructure

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figure out how to separate out unique counts

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