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Congrats buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it

you know how sometimes you see a shape from a distance and hope it's a cat or other small pettable animal. but it turns out to be just a plastic bag or something. well that's sort of what just happened to me, except for some reason i decided it must be a gargoyle statue someone had decided to abandon on the side of the road. so i think i may have just had a truly unique human experience.

I feel like the prevailing fandom opinion rn is that Alecto Is Just Angry i.e. "implacable or unceasing anger" but I keep thinking about this quote and how John totally glosses over his own anger-as-besetting-sin while basically condemning Alecto's, and. hm.

idk. thinking about how Alecto's actual in text reaction (via Harrow) to her own death/remaking was more like... despair? disapointment? "I still love you"? something about how Alecto must have woken up after her death, unwillingly new and hurting with it and the only other thing left in existence was someone who was so angry that he killed billions of people and also the entire solar system just to try (and fail!) to prevent a few hundred (?) trillionares from running away. thinking about soul permeability. "She was a monster the moment you resurrected her, and you went and made her worse"

redstone

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

no human being has ever looked this terrible in the vast history of the world

it's so incredibly funny how anthony bowens and billy gunn are willing to put aside their distain for mjf and help max caster try to get with him bc they care about their friend that much, only for max caster to completely fumble it at every turn

what we see / what Sebastian sees

Sorry, I will have something more coherent about the tragedy of this volume later but for now I had to make this before I ran out of energy.

[ID: An edited meme. The title, as if from a news article, reads "Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder All Day". Underneath is an image of young Knives from Trigun Maximum, smiling sweetly with closed eyes. End ID.]

quackity’s plan instantly falling through is so funny. he tries to separate the kids from the parents but the parents refuse to let him so now they’re also a part of the lesson. one of the eggs isn’t even an egg it’s just maximus. none of the kids trust him. all of them still have their weapons and multiple gunshots Have been fired. dapper won’t stop spamming his taser. i don’t think i’ve never seen a plan go so badly.

i didn't want to draw a background for this so it's a hermicraft s6 civil war chatbox prompt thing now i guess

by the way, reblog this if you liked this please <3 (<- threat, holding a Claymore)

aziraphale thinking crowley is about to kill job's children but crowley didnt even have the heart to slaughter job's goats and just hid them instead

Equius: D-> sopping. out of my lane. disoriented. milk down my face.

Was googling stuff about Peter Asher and ended up on quora where chatGPT is apparently allowed to just lie recreationally now, but it made up the funniest most fucked up lore lmao

Astarion continues to show me that he has no idea what jumping is

Topaz, do you think you could beat Myu's tail bouncing record?

Topaz: Yeah!!