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kryte-col · 7 months
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You're telling me Cody missed because he's a bad shot? factually incorrect.
If the order 66 chip made all the clones kill at maximum capacity Cody would absolutely drop the blaster and fist fight Obi-wan and try to choke him out with his thighs as if he was a droid.
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kryte-col · 5 months
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bitches be like "I am so normal and well adjusted."
And then rotate a fictional man around in their head for 12 hours straight like he is in a microwave just to get through the day
it's me, I'm bitches
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kryte-col · 6 months
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I CAN'T BE QUIET, I JUST CAN'T! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT COMMANDER CODY, THIS GUY, THIS ABSOLUTE LEGEND! HE'S NOT JUST SOME ORDINARY SOLDIER, NO! HE'S THE GUY WHO PUNCHES BATTLE DROIDS LIKE THEY'RE MADE OF PAPER, AND THEN, AND THEN, HE TACKLES THE GENERAL GRIEVOUS! CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THAT? I'M TALKING ABOUT A MADMAN, A HERO, A LEGENDE! WHEN I THINK ABOUT COMMANDER CODY, I GET WEAK IN THE KNEES, I TELL YOU! I WON'T BE QUIET, NOT FOR THIS! I'LL LOUDLY MONOLOGUE ABOUT COMMANDER CODY UNTIL THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS HOW AMAZING HE IS! THE PASSION, THE DETERMINATION, IT'S INSPIRING! COMMANDER CODY DESERVES ALL THE SHOUTS, ALL THE APPLAUSE, AND I WON'T REST UNTIL EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS THAT!
still deciding if Rex or Obi-wan ghost wrote this.
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kryte-col · 7 months
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Never speak to me again, never look at me again.
I'm sick with the thought of Cody angry crying in Obi-wans' room onboard The Negotiator after Order 66.
He must have been so disgusted and confused and angry
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kryte-col · 5 months
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what is so difficult in writing pre-relationship Codywan is the fact that those two men are so very logic driven and entirely too self aware of their own mental states ect to not realise that they have feelings and as they are so intertwined in each other's lives it would be near to impossible for them not to realise it so very quickly. they know each other's mannerisms and behaviours so well that even the slightest change would be noticed.
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kryte-col · 7 months
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One of those scenes where someone blasts music over an intense interrogation (beating the ever loving crap out of someone) to drown out the noise, but it's a scene of Cody and the 212th beating up a guy to find where Obi-wan is being held captive.
And it's all just Obi-wan's classical music playlist.
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kryte-col · 7 months
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Cody in Obi-wans' robes and lightsaber. Cody in Obi-wans' robes and lightsaber. Cody in Obi-wans' robes and lightsaber.
Nothing says a clone can't hold a Jedi's lightsaber? I mean if 'this lightsaber is your life' is true than Cody can hold Obi-wans' lightsaber.
Who else would Obi-wan trust with his life? and why is it Cody
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