It’s thanksgiving today !!! Meaning… Alex Keller thanksgiving headcanons <3
Alex Keller is obviously an American
So he’d celebrate thanksgiving with his family !!!
•He’s got a HUGE family, so they probably rent out a space for the evening and have a whole lineup of crockpots, baked dishes, dessert table, drink table, kid drink table, alcohol table, etc etc…
• He brings a good pie, some drinks(lemonade and budlight) and plastic silverware too ofc
•LOVES telling stories at the dinner table when he isn’t in exile at the kids table to be with his little cousins who love hanging off of him and getting him all sticky n gross bc he pulled some mean ass prank on the whole family
• He loves seeing his grandmas and grandpas, he gives them a big bear hug(gentler), and a kiss on each cheek
• he never participates in politics talking, probably leaves the room to ‘use the bathroom’ or just doesn’t participate and changes the topics
• when they all go to one persons house to watch a football game, the thanksgiving parade, the dog show or something else, he crashes on the couch and at least one baby gets piled onto him as a napping spot because (big family)
• loves letting his older girl cousins play with his hair and give him a full face of makeup bc they never get to see him aside from the holidays he gets off
• he loves green beans and mixing his plate all around, he gets corn, green beans, mashed potatoes, probably no gravy, but sometimes he does, he gets ham and turkey, and a roll and he mixes everything together in one big pile and smears it onto open rolls and chows down like he hasn’t gotten good food in months(which he hasn’t)
• He talks vaguely about his deployments but only ever tells the light hearted parts like if he hears someone crack a good joke or something good came from the deployment etc
• he has dad jokes for days that he tells his aunts and uncles and parents
• Plays with his cousins even as an adult bc he probably is an only child or has a younger sister that tolerates him
• he hates sweet potatoes. GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM HIM !!!!! He don’t like them even with the marshmallows
• he loves his grandma’s homemade noodles so so much, they’re just PERFECT no one can match his love for the noodles
• Alex also never takes off the makeup his cousins put on him, he always has to go to a CVS or rite aid and get makeup remover to remove the makeup smeared on his face and gets some candy for himself and other necessities
• he flicks food at his cousins when he’s banned to the kid table, throws a spoon full of mashed potatoes at the littlest toddler aged kid and then blames it on someone else and acts innocent
• He gossips with his teenage girl cousins and games with his teenage boy cousins, a family man, if you will
• loves just watching his great aunt crochet/knitting him a scarf or too small of gloves bc she’s half blind
• loves watching over the babies and just catching up with family
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boy who wakes up at 2 am every night haunted by the horrors of his actions
no but originally this was meant to be a little doodle of gaz having nightmares but then i came up with a storyline in my head and decided that he’s sleeping on soap’s sofa and it’s set in a universe where price has gone missing like in mw2009. and they’re all fucked up about it.
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also i haven’t said but if anybody has request/ideas for writing or art. or headcanons for specific cod mw characters.
my inbox is open! can’t guarantee i will do them all but it is useful to have ideas
i will definitely not do x reader stuff though because i personally don’t find it fun to make
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