you just got weezered? more like you've been etho'd

1/11/24: scarf dragon!

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He's a magician

Say hi in the link in my bio 💌😉

ironically i love thrifting but ive never thought about using ebay, do you have any tips or keywords you use on it to find deals and shifty stuff/wording to look out for?

honestly I don't find ebay to be shifty for buying stuff! people are scared about using it sometimes and I think it's a little funny lol I guess the tip would be that if you search for an item with vague enough terms, you'll get some SHEIN-esque mass produced clothes muddying the results. and you know it when you see it, because those listings look like shit btw. this type of thing:

like, these are real listings and everything, and you'd get the product, but they are obviously not what you're looking for. you can ignore these, but if you want to filter them out, you can just narrow the search to SPECIFICALLY pre-owned items.

There isn't really any wording to look out for-- the only other thing would just be to make sure the stuff you get can be returned, bc sellers can specify whether or not they'll take the items back!

Rúben rating boots.

(I'm so sorry it's 4 am and so I lack the inhibitions to restrain myself from making dumb requests) Ehehe I would like to request Nicky as a fucking fairy if you please! 😌🌸✨ Maybe an itty bitty little fairy in Lark's hands

Nark pixie hollow universe au!! 😤😤😱🤯🧚‍♂️✨🌈 they go on adventures and shit like a Disney movie but they CUSS and SMOKE FAIRY WEED and KILL PEOPLEEEE SHFFDCKHKYDHFJ

This would make a terrible kids movie

18+ videos on 50% discount check link in my bio - i will be sending a surprise to the first 10 new subscribers 🙈

there's like, an entire other side to this I had planned but I spent way too long trying to figure out how to do it exactly so I'm decidedly done wrestling with this for now. Might clean it up and post again later?

*chanting* TKITN TKITN TKITN TKITN TKITN

also yeah return of the manbun/half up hairdo that seems to just. attach to 2/3rd of my designs for this man. I have no explanation for this. Manbun. (???)

Alolan sandshrew nose rating: 8.5/10 now THAT'S some nose

↑ i think this is a joke about drampa's lore or something but i don't know what it is. lemme look it up one sec

okay WOW holy shit. drampa?? hello?? someone said at one point that the pokédex entries have been getting crazier as time has gone on but holy shit

lemme lighten the mood: i will (probably) be at indianapolis comic con! i don't know what i'm gonna do there yet but. well. heh. i might be there. if you are too? heh. you'll be in the same building as me. potentially, you may even… run into me… there… if you happen to be there…

Ok imagine vel and vag are having adult fun in a meeting room when the door opens and it becomes apparent that zestial and carmilla had the same idea,

I-

Hi, I saw this video out in the wild and was mostly worried about the first video, but is the snake video cute?

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLysCLNm/

Link for everyone - it's a video of a beautiful ball python with a variety of hats on his head.

Hat videos are cute as long as the reptile involved is displaying curious, content body language, and this one is. They always come with a huge caveat, though - snakes are often super shy about having things touch their heads, especially hats like the first one that have a cord keeping them attached. Snake "clothing" should always be easy for the snake to remove, and it's very important not to try to copy these with your own pet unless they're super chill with having things around their head.

Not done thinking about John and his nana. I wonder if he remembers what she looked like. What she sounded like. If he ever sees anything of her in Kiriona. If he looks for it, hoping once he sees it he'll remember what to be looking for

they should invent a size that is accurate for every pair of pants without fluctuating