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ventique18 · 10 months

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🐉: "I've recently been busying myself with research on how to be more romantic."

🌸: "Why? You don't need that..."

🐉: "But whilst I was watching a video about such on my mobile phone, it suddenly flickered off."

🌸: "Ohh you're lowbatt? I think I have your charger here--"

🐉: "Yes, I fell in lowb-att first sight with you."

🌸: "..."

🐉: "..."

🌸: "..."

🐉: "Did you not get it? Lowbatt sounds like "love at", therefore it's --"

🌸: "Yes, I got it. Just speechless. That's what you've been studying?"

🐉: "Yes. I have more if you're interested."

🌸: "Lay it on me."

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