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#chapter 26 in a nutshell tbh
straynotferal · 1 year
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mtvswatches · 5 years
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Jane the Virgin 1x19 Chapter Nineteen
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Stray thoughts
1) Are they bringing up that cringy flower metaphor because Jane is going to have sex?
2) Look, if you go through the seven stages of grief overnight, maybe the relationship that you’re grieving didn’t mean that much, to you to begin with…
3) OH FUCK, YOU’RE SHITTING ME!!
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And what do you know? I finally agree with Rafael. He’s making a lot of sense – it’s true that it’s better to call it off before the baby is even born, which would complicate things so much more AND IT’S THE EXACT REASON WHY I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE GOT TOGETHER AT ALL. And they shouldn’t stay together just not to “give up” – not if they’re always fighting! That’s how toxic relationships begin…
4) What is Roman planning to do with Petra? Also, murderer confirmed. He did kill his brother. Harsh.
5) I really, really hope they don’t stretch out this Xiomara-lying-to-Rogelio thing.
6) Ugh this is really exasperating!
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She’s holding on to this glorified idea of a fairy tale romance and she doesn’t accept the reality that’s in front of her, which is that they’re not right for each other, at least not right now. I’M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS PLOT ISTG
7) COUPLE’S THERAPY?!!! Seriosuly??¡asdjlasdladaldlkasda
I’m sorry but how can’t she realize that if you need couple’s therapy after dating for what?, two months?, then maybe you’re not as meant to be as you think you are. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
8) Okay, that whole scene where Rafael and Jane describe their relationship in a nutshell was absolutely hilarious. So much shit has happened this season, it’s insane!
9) So Roman is basically taking over Rose’s drug-dealing “business.”
10) Petra is resourceful af, I love her. Let’s just hope she doesn’t get caught when she tries to use the cell phone.
11) PLEASE, RAFAEL, PLEASE, I’M BEGGING YOU HERE, DON’T BE WILLING TO DO THE WORK TO FIX THINGS. JUST DON’T. I’M EXHAUSTED. I CAN’T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE.
12) Wait. I just had a terrifying thought. They’ve brought up the sex thing, and Jane is desperately trying to make things work with Rafael for some reason. Does this mean that she will have sex with him in a last ditch effort to “save their relationship”? I don’t know if I’ll be able to survive that shit.
13) Andie is a shady bitch and I hope she’s gone soon, k? Thx, bye.
14) This is such an iconic masterpiece…
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(I tried to find a video link for this scene, but I couldn’t, and I was afraid if I kept digging I’d get spoiled about something.)
15)  OMG
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16) I’d forgive him.
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17) OMG!!!!!!
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That’s probably the best out-of-context line ever.
18) Why doesn’t she just run away?
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19) Okay, good, she eventually ran. It just would’ve made more sense to ran first and make the phone call when she was away from him.
20) Oh, cool, she impaled Roman again.
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21) They’re reading out these lists they wrote weeks ago, but I remember Rafael cheated because he showed his to Jane since she was freaking out about them not knowing each other well enough. UGHHHH AND NOW THEY’RE BACK TOGETHER???!!!! IS THIS MY PERSONAL VERSION OF HELL?!!! IT’S STARTING TO FEEL LIKE IT!
22) Uh-oh…
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I think we’ll see how Rogelio and Xiomara deal with the exact same situation…
23) They’re going to have sex, aren’t they?
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UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
24) Bless your kind soul, Nick, you’re literally godsend!
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25) Bless Xiomara for being the voice of reason.
26) What, Michael, what did you see?!!!
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27) Holy shit, Nadine was working for Sin Rostro the whole time!
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At least he gave her some time to get the hell away before they get her arrested.
28) My sweet Rogelio, he felt so guilty - even though he didn’t do anything wrong - and he confessed! And of course, Xiomara is taking advantage of his good-nature to get away with what she did…
29) It kind of breaks my heart that Petra reached out to Rafael first. Poor lonely girl, she has no one to turn to.
30) Like, I’m glad they’re broken up, but what he said sounded totally made up? And purposefully hurtful?
RAFAEL: Look, last night got me thinking, too. And I realized that something has changed.
JANE: What?
RAFAEL: I just don't love you the way that you love me. That's the problem. That's why this won't work.
JANE: I don't believe you.
RAFAEL: Look, I know that this hurts to hear
JANE: Why are you saying this?  
RAFAEL: Because I thought that I did. But I guess I just got caught up in the idea of us being a family. Of you being the mother of my child. And I was just projecting so much onto that. But I am seeing things clearly now. I think that we should end it. Focus on how we can both be good parents
31) Cool, the narrator will explain why this sounded so OOC. I’m sure someone pressured Rafael for some reason…
32) Okay, so no one forced him to do it, he truly believes being apart is the best thing for them and their child, and I have to agree with him. I just hope we’re over with this back and forth for a while. I’m beyond tired of it.
33) Did she really choose this moment to tell him? Did she forget what Jane said about his pride? Why would she humiliate him further by telling him about it in front of an audience while they’re doing a photoshoot?
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He has every right to be angry, though. But I hope they can make up, they’re the most functional couple in this show, tbh.
34) And this has nothing to do with the fact that Michael just learned that Jane and Rafael broke up…
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35) ALBA RECOGNIZED HER!!!
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36) Even though I might just a tad tired of the whole Rafael/Jane thing - just a tad, mind you - I really can’t wait to see what the final episodes of this season have in store. I hae a feeling the season will end with a bang. Although I hope not literally. 
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