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kerbedotjpeg · 8 months

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lanky tgirl outside the function smoking a cigarette: “don’t you have asthma? you should go back inside cutie!”

me so horny I only heard cutie: “can you blow that in my face and keep me as your dog”

#DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS MEANS #IM FUNNY #certified keeb classic #from my twitter

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kerbedotjpeg · 3 months

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basically…I’m an alicorn. but basically only at night.

alts below the cut smile

#sparkle on raven #sparkle on raven the life of drill girl #mlp #certified keeb classic #from my twitter

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kerbedotjpeg · 3 months

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HEY I’m opening commissions for pngtubers! I had to take my car to the car doctor today.

it’s $15 for the base with the idle, blink, and speak

$3 for every additional simple frame (extra talk, blink, simple emotions)

$6 for additional complex frames (costumes, emotions, hairstyles, etc)

thank u for reading smile smile :3

#certified keeb classic #pngtuber #pngtuber commission #commissions open

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kerbedotjpeg · 8 months

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so I hate tiktoks and reels and the snapchat equivalent BUT this Appeared in front of me when I was on snap and my friends and I just really enjoy the upside down one. they do it so well. amazing, showstopping, incredible…

#certified keeb classic #THIS VIDEO IS JUST REALLY GOOD. IT HAS A HEROS JOURNEY TO ME

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kerbedotjpeg · 3 months

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interviewer: so your employment history has a large gap, can you explain that?

me, sweating, going into a heat so severe that if I stop thinking about topping my gf I’ll kill myself: NO I ACTUALLY CANT GAPE SORRY. CAN I BORROW YOUR STAPLER.

#this was originally on my alt but it’s too funny to keep hidden. I’m sorry #I MISS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!#certified keeb classic #nsft #suicide mention

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kerbedotjpeg · 6 months

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hi.

#I look like walten from his files #certified keeb classic

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kerbedotjpeg · 3 months

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the best part about having a queue is if I die in a horrific accident my friends and mutuals will be mourning me, meanwhile me from the past queued like five different winston overwatch fancams they have to suffer through. god bless.

#I could die and they’d still have to put up with me for 60.24 days. my power…#certified keeb classic

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kerbedotjpeg · 3 months

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I can’t light this joint with my stupid fucking paws

#certified keeb classic

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kerbedotjpeg · 8 months

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do u guys think when 9/11 happened in the lego universe it made a fun sound like when your character dies in lego batman two

#idk if this has been said before #certified keeb classic #from my twitter #9/11

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kerbedotjpeg · 8 months

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god gives his most rocking tits to his most miserable tboys

#why do I as a man have double ds #certified keeb classic #from my twitter

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kerbedotjpeg · 8 months

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all trans men know slight of hand tricks and all trans women know juggling and all nonbinary people know how to do that thing where you put a piece of paper over a cup of water and flip it over

#certified keeb classic #from my twitter

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kerbedotjpeg · 6 months

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in a true utopia autistic people will have tails

#I need to express how I am feeling with out saying it you see #my autism is getting more noticeable the older I get Lol #certified keeb classic

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kerbedotjpeg · 2 months

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I’m transmasc so I have big boobs ironically

#certified keeb classic #transmasc

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kerbedotjpeg · 7 months

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hi everypony. since I’m big and famous (real) now I would love to share my favorite youtube series with all of you made by some people you probably know!! it takes like an hour and a half to watch all the episodes that are out rn and it’s sooooooo special to meeeeeee!!!!!!

I have below listed some moments I happen to have saved on my phone that I love to grab you in my sirens call.