wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

her cock was an undersea fiber optic cable and Brother i was a hungry shark

working class

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

A Yummy Treat For Me...

apple car^

I HATE THIS GUY!

i thot the beatles died

??? why are “friends with benefits” now considered a cringe straight people thing???? friends can fuck. it’s literally fine

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

yeah man hop on uhhhhh......... hop on uhhhhhh........

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh actually never mind

going to the car wash to rinse the cum out of woody’s gaping asshole

my gayboy friends lovingly call me "their dyke". my qpp called me beautiful for my intersex traits. my beloved transmasc friend got strong on t and he carried me up the sand dunes on the beach because my mobility aids wouldn't work climbing sand like that. the queens at the bar cheered me on when i got up on stage and i was scared in front of the crowd. we're here to love each other in our own little ways. there is so much beauty here