You said you're queen of two places? I know you're Queen of the G'narled Woods but what's the other place?

Gnarled Forest, and the other one is Catland. Been a queen there for, jeeze, 22 years now.

These are the Lil'more Brothers. I loosely based their personalities off the younger versions of me and my brother.

Washington; the blue and tall one. Doesn't express his emotions to most things. He appears not to have them, but is actually very emotional.

Franklin; the shorter green one. Is very expressive and tends to overreact to most things. He is full of energy and tends to bounce around a lot. Tends to get flustered in social situations.

Nothing I make will ever beat Catland.mp3

Re-distributing this here for the cat ears and the cat ears only

Madam,

I have just read a tag where you described HL as a “desperate lil service top” and let me tell you- I *screamed*.

Would love to hear more of your thoughts on this, otherwise keep doing your amazing work and have a good one.

thank you so much! 😂 what can i say, he's pathetic and needy and he's desperate to please.

he's going to sniff out what his partner's into and he's gonna latch onto it like a dog with a bone. is he always correct about what his love interest wants? no... but he's going to try anyways. and if he's told what to do??? even better. laser your tits? be rough? be gentle? he'll adapt. he's forever chasing the high of getting it right. of being wanted as intensely as he wants.

definitely an acts of service type guy in every facet of his life. it's what he was made for, after all.

homelander thot—LET'S GO:

reader's the manager of the seven (& homelander's lil fwb) where a fancam of her goes viral to the point where the fans demand to see more of her or make an appearance on vought international and it takes homelander his entire soul not to track down and obliterate the comments he's seen that ranges from 'she's so fucking pretty wtf' to ''I'm sorry for using your name in vain but DEAR LORD 😩' to 'MOTHER'????

like, oh you thought he's been pissy because you're getting more fame than him these past few weeks? no!

he's losing his mind because of the wild comments and even edits of you, even though they're just a 30-second footage of you wishing america a happy new year on vought news network???

like, yeah look extra hot in that suit and your bright, million-dollar smile but if anyone's gonna do the staring to the point of undressing you with their eyes (though he won't ever admit it), it's him; the fucking homelander—

(but he also saves the photos and edits tho, for 'research purposes' cuz yall already know)

Sending Homelander “this is us” texts while he’s smashing some poor dude’s skull

Mr. Meow Meow mrrow meow mwoe moew mewo meow meow mewo meow mwoe meow meow meow meowmrwo meowww meow meoeew meow meow meow meow meow

💖 and ⛔ for the writing meme?

Certainly! 💕

💖 What made you start writing? 

Honestly? I’d love to know. My mum kept the first story I ever wrote, and I have it still. ME, AGED 6: ‘Sacrificed Superior’. “Killed by trying hard but not believed. Killer was Pokey Stick. He was cut right through his vains. Heavens Above.” And there’s a little picture of a graveyard. I tried to scan it but it’s laminated and faded, and didn’t come out legibly. But hey. Go, little future-goth me. No idea where ‘Pokey Stick’ came from. Good lord.   I invented a world called Catland when I was very, very young, too. It was also a soap opera, in many ways, but the people were, um, cats. Who were sort of a cat/human hybrid. But cats. Like, they had cat heads but walked on two legs and wore clothes. I set Catland in Russia, not because I knew a damn thing about Russia but because on the globe that my family had, it looked so big so surely there had to be a part of it that could be populated by cat...people...cats. And they had Many Adventures there.   So I don’t really know why I started writing, but I’ve been doing it for as long as I’ve been capable of it. I guess my answer is that reality has never satisfied me. I want worlds more of everything than here, and so I make them up. And I’ve never cared much whether it makes actual sense or not; I just want what I want, and I will ignore the hell out of physics and biology to get it. 😂 

⛔ Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?   This one is answered here! 

he would just like to be like this with dream but his mouth prevents it to be so

The blond cat is just observing,  internally smug at what’s happening. 

Ooh new victims!

I made some online escape games during lockdown. I think they might be the best thing I’ve ever made and they’re all free to play so please check them out if you like that sort of thing!

Would love to have nerdy chat about puzzle-making too :)

Acorn Cottage: Collaborative 2-player banana-themed game.

Escape From Catland: Help Dr Woofred Barker save us from being turned into cats! A longer game aimed at more experienced players.

NooZoo Park: This one is more of a silly/creepy self-hosted party game. For the designated gamesmaster only… the password to the NooZoo Park client entrance is BELIEVABLE (all caps).

Enjoy!

Catland Poundland Wars 4

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this steaming pile of mediocrity? Catland vs. Pounland Wars 2, the much-anticipated (and by much, I mean not at all) sequel to the first dumpster fire, is a perfect example of why some ideas should remain as late-night drunken musings and never see the light of day.

The plot, if you can even call it that, revolves around these two rival factions of anthropomorphic cats and dogs waging a pointless war over, I dunno, who gets to lick their own butts first? Honestly, I lost track of the so-called "story" about ten minutes in, and I'm pretty sure the creators did too.

The animation is so poorly done that I'm fairly certain it was outsourced to a kindergarten art class. I've seen better doodles on the margins of a high schooler's math homework. And the voice acting? Oh, the voice acting... I've heard more emotion in the automated voice of a GPS system.

In summary, Catland vs. Pounland Wars 2 is a cinematic abomination that makes you question the very existence of good taste. Save yourself the pain and suffering, and instead, watch paint dry or grass grow. Trust me, it'll be far more entertaining.

Homelander unapologetically doing this shit after seeing the cat you've been fostering do the same to you and actually working because you immediately react to it with awws and squeals and kisses on the head:

He won't go as far as k-wording the cat, but you know damn well he'll find a way to square up on meow meow if he has to 😭 As soon as you leave the room, he bends down, eye-to-eye with the feline on the table and growling "Don't fucking push your luck.", only for you to come back to your man sulking when the cat just rolls over on its side like it wasn't threatened by the devil himself.

Asking him what's wrong is as effective as talking to a brick wall, so best thing you can do is give your man some sugar 🤷🏻‍♀️

lowkey losing my mind over "square up on the meow meow." i LOVE Homelander having beef with the most INNOCUOUS things, whether they be pets, babies, or literal stuffed animals. anything that takes away attention from him is the e n e m y.

he headbutts your shoulder a LITTLE too hard because he's annoyed about the cat doing the same thing on your other side. you jostle and laugh, "Baby, are you jealous?" he scoffs a sharp "No," but proceeds to sulk, leaving you to lavish him in attention. you gradually ease his prickly mood with scritches and lots of kisses. you're tempted to make a joke about how much alike he and your new foster are, but you're sure that wouldn't help matters.

Should i just start a series of cats that remind me of Homelander