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#cancel john cena
captainzontar · 21 days
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John Cena defended the actions of Vince , said he loved him and would always be his friend. Why ? Just before McMahon was ousted from WWE he paid Cena an outrageous amount of money to appear on Raw , Smackdown and NXT for a few weeks. Cancel Cena.
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writebackatya · 6 months
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Look, I’m no CEO or business man (I did minor in business tho) but I bet I could run Warner Bros. better than David Zaslav
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bebe-benzenheimer · 6 months
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CANCELLED MOVIES MEME [54/∞]- COYOTE VS. ACME
year: 2023 (*sob*)
plot: CGI/live-action combination movie where Wile E. Coyote hires a lawyer (Will Forte) to sue the CEO of the ACME Corporation (John Cena) after all of their products have failed to help him catch the Roadrunner. The story is inspired by a 1990 New Yorker article of the same name.
reason for cancellation: despite performing well at test screenings, Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav shelved the project for tax write-down purposes, the third movie after Batgirl and Scoob!: Haunted Holiday to share this fate after the WB and Discovery mergers.
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0nlyhereforthememes · 10 months
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Oh ok. I see how it is. So first the sun is red and now the moon? Thanks Obama.
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Fitness
Pairing: Ari x Reader
Warnings: None
Summary: You are planning to cancel you're gym membership but then you meet Ari
WC: 1.6K
A/N: This is for Navy & Roo's @the-slumberparty this was from a generator or prompt list before the challenge actually started. My prompt was Active.
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That's it you were done. All the new year, new you nonsense was over.
You used to spend so much time setting resolutions, unrealistic ones at that, not meeting them and then beating yourself up about it. But you were different now. Thanks to all the work you'd been doing on yourself, mentally and emotionally, you were in a much better place. You were learning to love the body you were in and you wanted to take better care of it. No you didn’t have any weight loss goals. What you wanted was to move your body in ways that felt good. To build up your strength and endurance. You wanted to be stronger and you couldn’t do that if you were feeling self conscious in a gym full of people.
Once you realized it was the gym itself that made you nervous you found alternative ways to work out. You’d started working out at home with short YouTube videos and were going on lots of walks and even a couple short hikes. Who needs those fancy confusing machines? Not you. Which is why it was time to cancel this membership. To be honest you signed up online last year and never even stepped foot in the place. It was an unnecessary expense, but not anymore!
Unfortunately they wouldn’t let you cancel online so you are here to do it in person. Maybe as a treat you’ll go out nice for dinner. After all, you'll have an extra $35 bucks a month in your pocket once you got this sorted.
Going up to the door you're almost knocked over by some gym bro rushing out. Yuck . This is exactly why you are leaving too much testosterone.
As you enter you take in the place there is pop music playing over the speakers. Lots of cardio machines and weight machines and of course free weights. But there's something about this place that's different. You expected to see an endless sea of muscle tees and hear lots of grunting from John Cena looking guys. Or smaller guys who imagined they could look like John Cena if they tried hard enough. But today in this gym there were a lot of women. A curious number in fact since there was a women's only gym on the other side of town. At least you thought there was.
Huh, maybe it closed. Shrugging to yourself you start to make your way to the front desk.
On your way you pass what you assume to be the smoothie bar. Behind which a handsome dark skin man with bright eyes and an easy smile is making drinks for about 5 different women. Huh, maybe you’ll grab something on the way out.
You’re waiting at the front desk for someone to help you. You would go ask smoothie guy but he’s clearly preoccupied…
“Hi, can I help you?”
Turning around every thought you had drifts out of your head as you lock eyes with what could only be a beautiful figment of your imagination. 6’2” maybe 6’3” shaggy brown hair and a thick beard. You’ve never really been into beards before but he might change that.
“Are you alright? Can I help you with something?”
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Ok so you didn’t cancel your membership. In fact you had signed up for personal training sessions. You didn’t plan on it but you and Ari got to talking; he was so kind and patient when you told him about your concerns. How you weren’t sure how to use the machines and didn’t know which workouts to do. You couldn’t believe you were being so bold and honest with him, but you’re glad you were.
After you confessed everything to him he offered you 3 complimentary personal training sessions with him. Since you didn’t like the crowds he offered to meet you later in the evening after the post work rush. On your first session with him Ari took you through every machine in the gym and taught you how to use them. He’s been nothing but kind, encouraging and supportive ever since you met.
“Great work!” Ari said as you finished your last rep.
You’ve been working with Ari for about 2 months now, doing 1 private session a week and coming another 3 times on your own. Working out was officially a part of your regular routine, and you were in the best shape of your life! You could feel yourself getting stronger and your confidence was obviously growing.
Private sessions or not, Ari always seemed to find you. You had a sneaking suspicion he was going out of his way to talk to you. In fact this session tonight was an extra. Usually you meet with him on Mondays but he said he had a cancellation and offered you a Friday slot as well.
“You did amazing today!” Ari said before wrapping you up in one of his big bear hugs and spinning you around.
“Me? I couldn’t have done any of this without your help”
“No, no way I just guided you a bit here and there you’re the one who put in all the hard work.”
Ari was always saying things like that, how strong you are, how dedicated, how beautiful. If it was anyone else you’d think they were sucking up so you would keep coming back, but Ari? He was being nothing but sincere.
He’s still holding onto you, your arms are wrapped around each other, and he's looking down at you with his beautiful blue eyes, and he’s so tall you have to tilt back your head so you can meet his intense gaze. The moment is heavy and you start to think that maybe…
There's a loud bang in the gym, probably someone dropping the squat rack on the ground too hard. But the sound breaks the tension. Ari clears his throat and takes a rather large step away from you. “
Seriously great work today, why don’t you head home, I can clean up here.” He says as he starts to wipe down the equipment you were using.
“Ohh um sure, I’ll head out then. I’ll see you next week?”
“Yeah definitely!”
As soon as you turn off and head to the locker room Ari is kicking himself. Christ, there goes yet another opportunity to ask you out and he botched it..again! The guys keep bothering him about it, apparently the entire gym staff knows he’s harboring the world's biggest crush on you. And all the extra pressure from his staff is not helping his nerves.
Ari has never in his life had a hard time talking to women but something about you, he gets so tongue tied and nervous it’s not like him at all. A minute ago when the two of you were standing there wrapped in each other's arms, God it felt so good to hold you like that it took all his strength not to lean down and kiss you. But then he chickened out of course. Ughh he’s got to think of a plan. Maybe it would be easier if he just texted you…? No he’d rather do it in person, like a gentleman, he just didn’t know what he was going to say.
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Ari’s at the front desk with Sam, one of the other trainers. The gym is usually slow on Friday nights so the two of them just have to wait for the few stragglers that are here to finish their workouts and then they’ll head home.
He thought you might have left already but you stroll up to the desk looking absolutely lovely in a different outfit than when you came in.
“Hi” You say smiling at him “Hey Sam” You acknowledge the man next to him.
Sam gives a quick “Hey” back before giving Ari a gentle nudge and heading to the other side of the desk so he can look busy with paperwork while still eavesdropping.
“Hi, did you need something before you go?”
“No, actually I wanted to ask you something,” You take a deep breath before verbalizing the question that’s been burning on your tongue for weeks, “Would you like to go out with me sometime?”
For a split second Ari is convinced he heard you wrong. For a moment he’s convinced this is one of his many fantasies about you, but he quickly recovers and gives the only logical answer.
“Yes, yes I would love to go out with you.” His smile is so wide it almost hurts, and you have an equally wide grin across your face. You try to reign it in just a little bit. Right now you have the overwhelming urge to squeal and jump around but you’re pretty sure that might make Ari change his mind.
Calming your inner turmoil you look to him and say “Great well, I don’t know if you’re free this weekend at all but...”
“Actually he’s free right now” Sam interrupts.
“You sure man?”
“Yeah, I’m sure, we close in an hour anyway, you two go out and have a good time” Sam waves the two of you off.”
“OK it looks like I’m free now” Ari says with a chuckle. “If that works for you?”
“Yes, that definitely works!”
“Ok, there's a really good Mexican place right up the street. We could walk there if you want?”
“Mexican sounds perfect.”
“Ok then, after you.” He says as he gestures for you to lead the way. You head towards the door figuring he’ll catch up. Ari steps around to the front of the desk wrapping his knuckles on it before whispering a quick “thank you” to Sam. With his long legs he catches up to you quickly and by the time you make it out the front door the two of you are holding hands as you leisurely stroll to your destination.
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Thanks so much for reading!! Don't forget to leave a comment and let me know what you think.
Have an awesome day! <3
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cod-dump · 1 year
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Gaz, barging into Soap’s room: I HAVE to tell you about the adventure I just had!
Soap, snapping his journal shut because he was drawing SPICY Ghost: I’m all ears
Gaz: You know that P.O. I had for awhile but never used? Well I finally canceled it today. BUT-
Soap: Oh boy
Gaz: I tried to log into my account to cancel it, right? But it’s been so damn long that I forgot my username AND my password
Gaz: I eventually guess my username but I still don’t know my password so I tried “forgot password” and it brought up security questions. Tell me why I couldn’t figure them out?
Soap, remembering that he basically set up Gaz’s account for him: Uhhhhh-
Gaz: I had to call support, Soap. I had to call and figure out what “I” put for my mother’s maiden name
Soap: *nervous laughter*
Gaz: I didn’t know my mother’s maiden name was JOHN CENA
Soap: *snorts while trying to keep a straight face*
Gaz: Or that my favorite sport was WATERSPORTS
Soap: *shaking with laughter*
Gaz: THE LADY HAD TO LOOK UP WHAT THAT MEANT, JOHN. A SWEET OLD LADY LOOKED UP WATERSPORTS ON HER COMPANY COMPUTER
Soap: *starts laughing loudly*
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Words cannot describe how much I detest David Zaslav.
This dumbass’ only claim to fame (If you can even call it that.) was turning the Discovery channel into a reality show garbage heap.
He doesn’t value art, creativity, or scripted media. All he cares about is making money by doing the absolute bare minimum.
This shitheel has a lot of nerve complaining about WB not doing so well when it comes to kids shows in that earnings call.
He cancelled a bunch of animated shows, completely gutted Cartoon Network, and is now trying to phase out preschool shows because those type of shows don’t “fit the brand.”
Never mind the fact that Bluey is one of the most popular shows on the planet right now, or the fact that most parents want a decent preschool show to watch with their kids instead of just letting them watch YouTube.
If Zazzy doesn’t like something, then it’s getting cancelled and becoming lost media.
Oh, and by the way, that John Cena Wile E Coyote movie that got canceled? That had a budget of $70 million, it would have made its money back.
I hate corporate mergers, but at this point I’m begging for any company to buy WB.
Watching Zaslav run a studio with 100 years worth of history into the ground is heartbreaking.
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gregoftom · 7 months
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Man watching some reactions to succ on youtube and this one guy ended up shipping tomgreg so hard, yet people in the comments had to be like “you know they’re not actually into each other right?”. Like I’m aware some people somehow view this show through a boring, non homoerotic lense but the way they feel the need to gatekeep and overcorrect people just having fun and giving their honest opinions is giving homophobia. Conversely I’ve also seen people that do end up shipping them, but feel the need to state “no I don’t actually think these characters are gay and in love”. Well I do damn!! At the end of canon there’s negative evidence to the contrary to say otherwise, a whole lot of the opposite in fact. It’s like the normcore crowd can’t understand what nuance and fun is
yeah sadly like, that’s the thing, ppl will say ah it’s just fun but at the end of the day it’s nothing serious, it’s not real, it doesn’t matter, you’re reading too much into it, it’s just friendship or a comedic duo, like i hate to break it to mfs but it is absolutely not any of those things. just because it’s two men and they’re both nd it does not cancel out the fact that they could have real feelings for each other, sorry to say. lot of roots in shame and homophobia and ableism, which is sad but we can’t change peoples minds, only enjoy it our own way and analyse what we see.
like… i heard about someone who was on a podcast saying tg was Only a relationship of convenience and i was like l… lol ok [john cena voice] are you sure about that
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like. lmao. to say they are simply shrewd businessmen who only use each other to corporate climb is just factually incorrect. to say they don’t care for one another is also incorrect. to say that tom was not obsessed with greg and did not have feelings for him is incorrect. to say the two of them were into each other romantically is not only possible, but plausible. hell, they got literally the best ending out of every mf in the whole of succession for fucks sake lol. they were chosen to be the only ray of light and hope in the bleakness, that doesn’t sound like “they couldn’t possibly be actually in love!!!” to me.
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kingkatsuki · 2 years
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okay, but i recently saw a stat that john cena holds the world record for most make a wish granted at like 650, and he just keeps topping himself.
like imagine that’s dynamight? and he’s so full of himself about it, bragging to shitty deku that 650 kids don’t even want to see his nerd ass. or that the other heros could never balance hero work and the wishes like he can.
and idk, maybe you’re the make a wish coordinator. and at first katsuki was really doing it because he didn’t want to let down any single kid, but now he doesn’t want to let you down either.
like, he’s skipping galas and other dumb sponsored shit for a make a wish visit. having to fire his assistant for canceling a visit without even consulting him first. and now you’ve got his personal number, because you can call him directly whenever you need a hero visit (he’ll drag whoever’s ass down to the hospital that he needs to) and maybe you can use the number for other things.. if you want or don’t! he totally doesn’t care, ignore the blush on his cheeks
That is exactly what made me think of the last post! Lol. I think at first he’s not even interested in doing it at all, his hero ranking is great, he’s doing great and he’s a busy Pro-Hero. Just send the kids some of his merch, if you drop it by the office in time he’ll sign it and game over.
But one morning there’s a letter sitting on his desk waiting for him, and usually he doesn’t get fan mail to his office, some of his staff are assigned to sorting through it and drafting responses with template paper printed with his signature. So he’s confused why he’s received this one— he doesn’t bother opening it at work, too preoccupied with the mission reports on his desk as he shoves it into his pants pocket.
It’s later that week when he’s doing laundry at home and you find that letter in his pocket, he’d almost forgotten about it too. Tearing it open as he looks inside the envelope— the main letterhead is from you, the make a wish foundation explaining what this is and why it was sent to him. A separate handwritten letter included which looks a little scruffy but it has colourful drawings all over the lines on paper as he begins to read it, noticing it’s a request to meet him from a young fan.
Bakugou doesn’t know what it is, whether it’s the letter from you that explains the kids illness along with how much he loves Dynamight, asking if there’s anything you can do to make him drop by or how basic the kids request is. Bakugou’s seen other Pro’s doing the same philanthropy, taking kids on extravagant day trips, holidays and other experiences but all this kid wants is to meet him? But he ends up agreeing to go.
Bakugou enjoys it way more than he thought he would, taking the time to visit a few more kids in the hospital as he swings by (in true Dynamight fashion he doesn’t tell his PR team he’s going so the next day when there’s only fan photos on social media they’re up in arms at the loss of a perfect PR opportunity), but more than anything he enjoys meeting you.
Finds himself dropping by the hospital more often when he’s out on patrol, or coming home late from work. “You know the kids are asleep right now, Dynamight?” You tease as you lean against the counter, stuck on the night shift— and of course he knows, he’s not stupid. But is it really such a crime to want to see you too???
And kinda like the other drabble I did? Where he finds out about other kids from you, what heroes they like/what they enjoy doing and he makes things happen. He gets their favourite heroes to come and visit, or he brings them the toys they want.
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msclaritea · 5 months
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Hit Horror Movie Director Says He Won't Work With Warner Bros. After Coyote Vs Acme Debacle
A hit horror movie director has revealed he will not work with Warner Bros. following the controversy surrounding Coyote vs. Acme, indicating it will cost the studio hundreds of millions of dollars. The Looney Tunes film starring Wile E. Coyote was originally scheduled for release in 2023 before Warner Bros. announced it would be shelved in order to get a $30 million tax write-off. After public outcry, the studio allowed the film to be shopped to other distributors. However, this hasn't quelled distrust in the studio among Hollywood creatives.
Now, Brian Duffield, director of 2023's hit horror thriller No One Will Save You says he will not work with Warner Bros. after Coyote vs. Acme's release was cancelled.
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The director indicated his decision not to work with Warner Bros. will result in the studio missing out on $300 million in profits. His statement underscores just how badly damaged the studio's reputation is because of their most recent tax write-down.
If the film manages to find success at a new home, then it will depict Wile E. Coyote hiring a lawyer to sue Acme Corporation for the defective weapons they sell him to catch the Road Runner with. Coyote vs. Acme's cast sees Will Forte as Wile and John Cena as Acme's CEO, highlighting how a talented cast brought the film to life. While the movie's future seems positive thanks to interest from other streamers, Duffield's comments indicate Warner Bros.' decision has lost it some goodwill with creatives.
The film's initial write-down from the studio isn't the first, with Batgirl and Scoob! Holiday Haunt being other prominent films that were shelved despite almost being complete. These decisions are tax-based, as Warner Bros. wants to ensure the studio's profitability, even if it means axing near-finished products. However, its most recent decision indicates any movie could be on the chopping block at any stage of development, making creatives wary of working with a studio that could cancel their finished film.
While Warner Bros. has averted collapse before, reports from employees in October 2023 indicated the studio could be bought out by a rival in the coming years. With distrust in the studio now being expressed by directors like Duffield, Coyote vs. Acme could be the first domino toward a radical shift for the company. It remains to be seen if other high-profile creatives share similar distrust of the studio, and what it could mean for its future.
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emidiotic · 10 months
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Hey you think if John Cena wears camo the invisibility cancels out?
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captainzontar · 1 month
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Why was John Cena even on the academy awards ? He's not a good actor, he's not a good wrestler, and worst of all he has backed Vince McMahon.
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carnival-core · 1 year
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Nevermind the cult-level brainwashing, or the several attempted murders, or the successful murder of John Cena, or the successful murder of Ramblin’ Rabbit, or the cult-level brainwashing in the other direction, or the white-guy ‘dreads’ (ok the white-guy ‘dreads’ are really close) Bray Wyatt is my most problematic fav because he will yell at minimum wage workers without remorse . To be fair if I worked a min-wage job still I’d prefer ‘I want to take your head and bash it into the nearest wall’ over  ‘let me see your manager’ bc like the former spices it up a lil but still . Cancelled
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hsgwrld-archive · 1 year
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hi meg 👹
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cancel taehyun 😔💔
OH NOOOOOOO :(((( no one canceling my boy!!
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Here Jungwon having Ice cream with JOHN CENA
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vigsilantes · 1 year
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i'm legitimately really upset peacemaker season 2 is so far away. no one is gonna remember the show, we'll never be able to recapture the vigilante hype from season 1. it's over. i feel like i'm actually grieving.
vigilante's actor is gonna be almost 40 by the time season 2 would come out, and john cena is already pushing 50. they should just rip the band aid off and cancel at this point.
yeah i totally feel you :( it makes no sense logistically to wait so long in between seasons. the show will def have a different feel to it and probs not in a good way!! like honestly i agree if they’re pushing production back so far for it, they should cancel it, even tho it’d be heartbreaking to never have any more vig and 11th st kids content :/
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tsuki-sennin · 1 year
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Jya! Jya-Jya-Jya. Jyama? Jyamato.
Jurapira! Henshin.
I believe this is the Recap Episode (TM). I didn't mean to wait so long to watch it (lie), but I guess now's as good a time as any. Waiting for KingOhger's making me feel like I'm constantly breaking out into meat sweats.
Spoilers, I guess...
-Haha, hello, Samas-san!
-Niram-P, hello!
-This'd better be good, you guys!
-There's a lot of space next to Michinaga and Daichi in the intro.
-Time-traveling murder.
-Ohhhhhh, the audience picks people to audition.
-"Hey look man, you're on TV!"
-Beroba just nuked an entire forest. That sorta slipped my mind a little.
-Little fun fact about her, by the way: She's got the same name as the Japanese name as the Gen 8 Pokémon Impidimp. Spelled slightly different ("ベロバ" as opposed to "ベロバー"), but very fitting for her character.
-"We've been around. Romans, samurai, robots..."
-Our little world was never an exception.
-Oh man, that time travel angle adds so many layers to how fucked up this whole thing is.
-How many absolutely horrendous crimes did various Desire Gods commit and/or cover up with their wishes? How many people were fed into the meat grinder for these assholes?
-"Many people became God, Neon-chan. It might even be you some day."
-Ukiyo Ace. I sincerely hope that Ace's insane John Cena promotion means that the DGP haven't been able to grant any genocide wishes for a long time.
-Thank you Ziin, we get it, Ace is the coolest man on the planet.
-...so, Ace was a teenager in a Japanese high school when he first fought the Jyamato. His fractured memories and Julius Caesar coin told me he was a Roman, but perhaps...
-Ohhh, I got an idea!
-Okay so, if Mama Mitsume was a DGP navigator, then it's entirely possible that she was also a Rider at some point. She kicked Jyamato ass, and used her wish to give Ace the life she couldn't. And the Goddess of Desire interpreted that as "become a Japanese highschooler".
-"Kon Kon time, boy."
-Hot damn, Tsumuri just gave him a gun, huh?
-I take it back, this is way better than a recap episode.
-Hot damn, they even caught him eating breakfast with Big Sis Tsumuri.
-Ohhhh, Win, I miss you.
-Tycoon and Nago!
-The best by default, frankly!
-"Damn right you're a Kamen Rider! You should be thankin' me, kid!"
-"No, lots of my friends are from the future!"
-So... he really is just a frog man, huh?
-Noooooooooo, Taira-san :(((
-Goutokuji...
-"I have to bring back the lost... no matter what!"
-Neon...
-Homegirl...
-I get real weird vibes off of this guy.
-Kyuun.
-Our ideal worlds are just a championship away.
-So close, yet farther than it's ever been!
-Beroba's gonna gaslight gatekeep girlboss her way into the show's cancellation.
-Her and her goddamn Breaking Mammoth Rider form.
-"So like... how are we gonna fix this?"
-Oh fuck, here she comes
-The Jyamato are unionizing!
-They became people!
-Jyamato Grand Prix! A game where Bugsters kill humans!
-"Kill Niram-P! Take his Driver! Become Jama Jesus!"
-I guess the Jyamato don;t
-Tsumuri's got technical skill.
-Time to go save the people.
-"Good luck, Mr. Michi! I look forward to watching your sweep."
-We're meeting the people who killed Tohru-kun one day. No way in hell we're not.
-"You're my new bias. Your biggest stan's gonna help you kill as many people as you need to get that wish. All you gotta do is wash the world in Despair~!"
-"Keep your creepy stalker hobbies out of my business."
-How many fanfics do you think Beroba's written where she tortures Buffa by making him kill people who even slightly annoy her? How hard does she work to keep him "in character"?
-"Man fuck the DGP, these people need us!"
-Lying fox.
-Beat! Magnum. Ninja!
-Let's get smashing!
-Boost time!
-Omfg the "Ready Fight"
-"I'm pledging all my efforts to the DGP telethon!"
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
-OOOOOOOOOOOOH KEKERA
-His fucking humansona is Makoto from Amazons.
-Ah yep. Kyuun's here.
-"Time for a flame war."
-These're a bunch of internet losers larping out their Ridersonas.
-Oooooooh, spicy henshin jingles.
-I guess Ziin's the only one in a real suit, huh?
-That's fine with me I guess. Okay not really, but like
-I get why it is, y'know?
-And continuing with my belief that Kekera's from the Geiz Revive timeline, his model seems to be recycled from Shinobi's Kurogane Oogama. They're straight up trolling us, at this point.
-I'm not entirely sure I recognize Kyuun's model though, I'll get back to you on that.
-Ohhhh, waiiiit
-Is that...
-Oh goddammit, it's Beast Chimera.
-I'm gonna be honest Niram-P, I don't think I want either of you assholes to win.
-Tsumuri seems to be in agreement.
-Ohhhh, new rules, eh?
-Matsuri!
-Lamentation.
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