when angels deserve to (cd-i ganon voice) DIE

Bonus for people that can type without looking, can you recognize when you do make a typo and correct it without looking?

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

what was with that new game changers episode

(mambo number 5)

Little baby animals in my life,

Little baby animals my oh my :)

not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

There’s still debate about split attraction on my dash why do you people even care

Um. Sir… you can’t be in here :/ yeah there’s no dogs allowed