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bagelfyre · 1 year

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For Your Consideration: Filling in the gaps SJM leaves for us

Listen. Sarah says “Worldbuilding? Not for me, babes, what if I want to put leggings in my fantasy aesthetic later? Don’t let anyone hold you back, not even your past!self.” Which… bummer. Also? Opportunity.

I, personally, cannot imagine Rita’s without it being a modern club with 25 subwoofers and a lighting budget that puts the Night Court’s sky to shame. Quaint, idyllic fantasy street outside with flickering lamplight, worn cobblestones, and twinkling stars? Booming bass from around the corner. Lines around the block. Yeah, the opera in the Rainbow is nice, but some of us were meant for the Velarian Sangrias and backalley baddies, okay? It's the Pleasure Hall, baby.

Besides, what the fuck is a Prythain pleasure hall? We don’t know. Which means we can DECIDE.

• Rita, herself, brought EDM to Prythian • Karaoke with songs that shouldn’t exist but do because I need Azriel belting out Adele biweekly • Taking shots off wings • Every year they collect the sky juice during Starfall. For what? ☆*:.｡.glow sticks.｡.:*☆

My fave and reason this godforsaken post exists

Open Pole Night:

Open pole night!AU concepts:

Cazriel gets competitive— it’s Magic Mike with wings and more “they’re not supposed to use those outside of combat” leather straps

Who is this mysterious ginger man that has captured the citizens’ hearts with his chair body rolls routine?? If Elain does have spy abilities, she’s using them to sneak out for one of his Friday night shows (they’ve taken him on as a regular, he’s got big pull in all of Rita’s core demos)

Viviane stimulates the entire Court’s economy via singles (Bills? Coins? Don’t they have checking accounts? Do you see what I mean, Sarah?!) Kallias hasn’t seen his wife in weeks. Mor writes to him on occasion to avoid any inter-Court incidents.

Maybe they go Masked Singer with it for anonymity and the surprise element that gets big money in the doors.

And so many opportunities for more at…

Rita’s Pleasure Hall: where pleasure is subjective and making it is our objective

#There’s no wrong answer #we don’t shame here at Rita’s Pleasuremporium #this is all the theorycrafting I care about now #are you happy now #this prob should be a cry for help but I’m being enabled at every turn #acotar #meta #cassian acotar #azriel acotar #lucien vanserra #elain archeron #mor acotar #viviane acotar #there’s no good way to tag this shit but I’ll be damned if it’s not categorized properly on my blog #daily motivation #acotar theory #analysis #🔥✨😌✨🔥#can’t even imagine the eldritch typos in this splendiforous bitch

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