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ppnuggie · 2 years

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　　　　　　CAFE CON — g1!cons x reader

　　　　『　thundercracker ,, soundwave ,, gender neutral human reader 』

　　-> cafe con au w/ reader

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack ,, second pov

　　— cons in bunny suits have been on my mind 👁 if youre not sure as to what it is ,, its my au where the decepticons have a cafe called ‘cafe con’ and the autobots have ‘bot bakery’ and their rivalry is between each other n who has a better establishment n stuff ,, tho the cons wear bunny suits and the bots are catboy maids 😏

• you were new in town ,, having just moved to the city after graduating to look for jobs and stuff yknow

• whilst walking down the street you saw a cafe ,, labeled in a soft font with light purple coloring read “cafe con” ,, whilst it was an odd name you didnt bother to question it as you walked inside

• the interior was nice ,, a black - white - purple - and a dash of light green for a color scheme ,, it almost reminded you of an 80s diner with the checkered floor ,, the juke box ,, and the booths and bar stools

• you had waited to be seated ,, taking in more of your surroundings as you saw that the people running this cafe happened to be the new mecha aliens from cybertron that everyone seemed to know

• well ,, almost everyone ,, since you never saw them up close and this was your first time seeing them ,, as you’d always thought they were some silly government experiment

• however you weren’t expecting to see them ,, running a cafe in what looked like those bunny suits that you’d see women wear ,, not a onesie but those ones you’d see on a inappropriate magazine that your dad would stash away

• it was surprising to say the least ,, though you suppose they had to make money someway or another ,, and money was money

• it didnt take too long to be seated ,, your waiter being a blue mech with sort of wings behind him ,, he was quite taller than you ,, he seemed about 10 or 11 ft

• he introduced himself as thundercracker and gave you a menu ,, letting you scan it over for a drink for starters ,, which you looked at the variety

• the names were foreign and strange ,, yet intriguing as the picture beside them looked quite delicious to drink ,, though you settled for “evening novastorm” which was a fruit juice mix with a bit of honey and some sugar

• he left with that ,, and when he turned around you noticed the little fluffy cotton tail attached to his bottom ,, eyes quickly diverting away and staring elsewhere to not seem rude for staring at an alien’s ass

• when he returned and handed your drink ,, you didnt waste any time and took your first sip ,, flavors flowing along your tastebuds ,, it was sweet and lovely ,, the taste of pomegranate with a bit of strawberry present within the drink

• you told your waiter it tasted lovely ,, to which he smiled softly at and asked what you’d like to eat for the evening

• you took another quick scan ,, giving a shrug of your shoulder and said you’d like to try the ‘stardust cheesecake’ and he had left once again

• the experience so far was lovely ,, people around you chattering and having their own meal choices ,, all the food around looked appetizing

• a plate had been set in front of you ,, thundercracker leaving afterwards to sit the other people down

• the cheesecake was white ,, almost pearly white ,, with purple sugar powder and a bit of blueberry drizzle ,, with two blueberries up by the top crust

• it smelled divine ,, cutting yourself a slice and taking the first bite ,, blueberry and another flavor you had no name for had overflowed your senses ,, it tasted almost herby yet had a sweet tang to it

• when you had finished your small snack and did a bit of a job application applying ,, you asked for a check and got ready to leave

• the one who worked the cash register was also blue ,, with a bright red sunglasses almost look over where his eyes would be ,, his name tag read ‘soundwave’

• you paid and left a nice review ,, placing a large tip in the jar and leaving feeling quite joyful about your recent experience ,, making a mental note to return another time

• across the street was another sort of establishment ,, in big and bold blue letters had read “bot bakery” ,, wanting to visit there one day

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ppnuggie · 1 year

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cafe con ask!!! hi bestie 💕💕 reader getting a job as a waiter and being trained w/ con antics 😈😈

　　　　　　CAFECON x gn human reader

　　　　『　insert ,, gender neutral human reader 』

　　-> reader gets job at cafecon 💪

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack

　　— yesss 😈😈😈 the chaos

• having a job at cafe con would be quite a hectic one ,, as customers are always there from the moment they open and right before they close

• soundwave would help you with things ,, as he does keep everyone and everything in order

• thundercracker and shockwave would also help ,, but skywarp and starscream would give you dirty looks ,, but dont be shy ,, theyre just not used to other employees other than anyone whose a decepticon

• shockwave would let you test taste along with the insecticons ,, and give you some free snacks ,, as free food is allowed along with the job

• depending on your work effort ,, megatron may be impressed by you and your ability to keep up with the cate

• soundwave’s minicons would enjoy you as well ,, as you do pay them some attention when you’re off or on break

• working at cafe con means a lot of cleaning ,, but also you wearing a bunny outfit to fit with their theme they already have going on

• you also help introduce them to new things ,, like holiday specials and secret menu items so they can profit even more

• megatron surely appreciates it ,, and so does shockwave when he gets to cook it ,, and the insecticons when they get to eat it

• they’ll soon start to treat you more and more like youre also a decepticon ,, sort of like you’re part of their army ,, starscream and skywarp end up being more nice to you

• skywarp will start to help you carry heavier orders ,, and starscream will help you with cleaning

• all in all ,, you get paid nicely and get some free food in the proccess 😏

#🏷.cafe con #cafecon au #transformers x reader

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