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ppnuggie · 2 years
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      CAFE CON — g1!cons x reader
    『 thundercracker ,, soundwave ,, gender neutral human reader 』
  -> cafe con au w/ reader
  — fluff ,, sfw ,, crack ,, second pov
  — cons in bunny suits have been on my mind 👁 if youre not sure as to what it is ,, its my au where the decepticons have a cafe called ‘cafe con’ and the autobots have ‘bot bakery’ and their rivalry is between each other n who has a better establishment n stuff ,, tho the cons wear bunny suits and the bots are catboy maids 😏
• you were new in town ,, having just moved to the city after graduating to look for jobs and stuff yknow
• whilst walking down the street you saw a cafe ,, labeled in a soft font with light purple coloring read “cafe con” ,, whilst it was an odd name you didnt bother to question it as you walked inside
• the interior was nice ,, a black - white - purple - and a dash of light green for a color scheme ,, it almost reminded you of an 80s diner with the checkered floor ,, the juke box ,, and the booths and bar stools
• you had waited to be seated ,, taking in more of your surroundings as you saw that the people running this cafe happened to be the new mecha aliens from cybertron that everyone seemed to know
• well ,, almost everyone ,, since you never saw them up close and this was your first time seeing them ,, as you’d always thought they were some silly government experiment
• however you weren’t expecting to see them ,, running a cafe in what looked like those bunny suits that you’d see women wear ,, not a onesie but those ones you’d see on a inappropriate magazine that your dad would stash away
• it was surprising to say the least ,, though you suppose they had to make money someway or another ,, and money was money
• it didnt take too long to be seated ,, your waiter being a blue mech with sort of wings behind him ,, he was quite taller than you ,, he seemed about 10 or 11 ft
• he introduced himself as thundercracker and gave you a menu ,, letting you scan it over for a drink for starters ,, which you looked at the variety
• the names were foreign and strange ,, yet intriguing as the picture beside them looked quite delicious to drink ,, though you settled for “evening novastorm” which was a fruit juice mix with a bit of honey and some sugar
• he left with that ,, and when he turned around you noticed the little fluffy cotton tail attached to his bottom ,, eyes quickly diverting away and staring elsewhere to not seem rude for staring at an alien’s ass
• when he returned and handed your drink ,, you didnt waste any time and took your first sip ,, flavors flowing along your tastebuds ,, it was sweet and lovely ,, the taste of pomegranate with a bit of strawberry present within the drink
• you told your waiter it tasted lovely ,, to which he smiled softly at and asked what you’d like to eat for the evening
• you took another quick scan ,, giving a shrug of your shoulder and said you’d like to try the ‘stardust cheesecake’ and he had left once again
• the experience so far was lovely ,, people around you chattering and having their own meal choices ,, all the food around looked appetizing
• a plate had been set in front of you ,, thundercracker leaving afterwards to sit the other people down
• the cheesecake was white ,, almost pearly white ,, with purple sugar powder and a bit of blueberry drizzle ,, with two blueberries up by the top crust
• it smelled divine ,, cutting yourself a slice and taking the first bite ,, blueberry and another flavor you had no name for had overflowed your senses ,, it tasted almost herby yet had a sweet tang to it
• when you had finished your small snack and did a bit of a job application applying ,, you asked for a check and got ready to leave
• the one who worked the cash register was also blue ,, with a bright red sunglasses almost look over where his eyes would be ,, his name tag read ‘soundwave’
• you paid and left a nice review ,, placing a large tip in the jar and leaving feeling quite joyful about your recent experience ,, making a mental note to return another time
• across the street was another sort of establishment ,, in big and bold blue letters had read “bot bakery” ,, wanting to visit there one day
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nxktx · 2 years
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— soundwave’s cafecon au design !! :D the shaded version at least ^^
— character :: soundwave
— fandom :: transformers
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ppnuggie · 1 year
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cafe con ask!!! hi bestie 💕💕 reader getting a job as a waiter and being trained w/ con antics 😈😈
      CAFECON x gn human reader
    『 insert ,, gender neutral human reader 』
  -> reader gets job at cafecon 💪
  — fluff ,, sfw ,, crack
  — yesss 😈😈😈 the chaos
• having a job at cafe con would be quite a hectic one ,, as customers are always there from the moment they open and right before they close
• soundwave would help you with things ,, as he does keep everyone and everything in order
• thundercracker and shockwave would also help ,, but skywarp and starscream would give you dirty looks ,, but dont be shy ,, theyre just not used to other employees other than anyone whose a decepticon
• shockwave would let you test taste along with the insecticons ,, and give you some free snacks ,, as free food is allowed along with the job
• depending on your work effort ,, megatron may be impressed by you and your ability to keep up with the cate
• soundwave’s minicons would enjoy you as well ,, as you do pay them some attention when you’re off or on break
• working at cafe con means a lot of cleaning ,, but also you wearing a bunny outfit to fit with their theme they already have going on
• you also help introduce them to new things ,, like holiday specials and secret menu items so they can profit even more
• megatron surely appreciates it ,, and so does shockwave when he gets to cook it ,, and the insecticons when they get to eat it
• they’ll soon start to treat you more and more like youre also a decepticon ,, sort of like you’re part of their army ,, starscream and skywarp end up being more nice to you
• skywarp will start to help you carry heavier orders ,, and starscream will help you with cleaning
• all in all ,, you get paid nicely and get some free food in the proccess 😏
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ppnuggie · 2 years
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what are everyone's positions at the cafe? manager, waiter, bartista,, etc?
okay so ,, heres how it is so far :) putting a readmore bc its super long 😭💀
manager :: megatron ,, soundwave (co-manager) ,, starscream is also a co-manager but doesnt like to do the paperwork which just leaves megatron and soundwave to do it all
waiters :: skywarp ,, thundercracker ,, starscream isnt much a waiter but sometimes he likes to just to show off ,, motormaster and his stunticons are also apart of the waiters ,, though motormaster thinks the outfits are a bit silly ,, swindle is forced to be a waiter since no one trusts him to even be near the cash register ,,
baristas :: shockwave surprisingly ,, since he does come up with the food combos and looks for it ,, motormaster also helps out just a little bit with shockwave but not very much ,, the insecticons help shockwave a lot though as they are his taste testers and they give quite good feedback believe it or not ,, and they get free snacks so 😏
cashiers :: soundwave ,, as he does most the paperwork and stuff ,, so he also manages the money bc megatron has trouble counting past 10 and starscream just aint trustworthy with money ,, hook is also a cashier only when soundwave isnt too busy ,, onslaught helps too when neither of them are on the position and usually trades off with hook every now and then
etc :: soundwave’s minicons help with cleaning up and just attracting customers ,, they also sometimes help carry plates out and feed off the praises they’ll get from the customers ,, the constructicons make decorations and improvements whenever a holiday comes around and helps shockwave plan for limited menu items ;) the rest of the combaticons (blast off - brawl - vortex) usually help decorate the place and are kept in the staff room only because they cause too much of a mess ,, blast off doesnt really cause a mess he just doesnt feel like being around so many people ,, blitzwing is also put in the back because he causes messes and ends up being banned from being allowed to make deliveries or serve
delivery :: the seekers and astrotrain delivery to those who ordered via their app or doordash ,, though soundwave lets them keep the tips they make as a treat and sort of a thank you for helping out ,, though skywarp is often requested most when deliveries are made ,, since people take a big interest in the seeker ;) blitzwing also takes deliveries sometimes but he’s usually banned for the rest the month because he messes up
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ppnuggie · 2 years
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lmk if yall are interested in more cafe con stuff 😏 or if you wanna see a certain con in the series ,, or if yall wanna take a peak at bot bakery 😩😩
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ppnuggie · 2 years
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Cafe Con sounds so cool! can you tell me more about the food involved?? [im sorry i love world building and food is my fave thing to do]
so for cafe con ,, the food and drinks are space themed ,, which explains the stardust and nova part ,, theyre mostly fruit combos and all :) !
for bot bakery ,, i have yet to decide whether i want it to be more earth themed or smt ,, but ill come to that eventually !
glad you like my au tho ! :D
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ppnuggie · 2 years
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okay so ,, im going to open requests BUT ONLY for cafe con and bot bakery. so you can send in requests for specific characters ,, autobots or decepticons ,, for my au :) !
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ppnuggie · 2 years
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any cons/bots you prefer with a customer who's an ex-decepticon and a well-known seeker awkwardly orders a lot of food and drinks since no one else was with them until a very loud Autobot speaking Spanish casually came in and it so happens they were on a date (sorry if it's too specific, I just went along with my tf OCs since I didn't have any other ideas!)
unfortunately i dont do ocs :/ these are reader insert requests ,, as thats the point of my au and my blog. my cafecon and bot bakery au is for people who like reader insert to interact with it ,, not for ocs x canon ,, as im not a fan of that. even then ,, if it was reader insert ,, i dont do cybertronian readers !
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ppnuggie · 2 years
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RULES ::
001 . i only do female or gender neutral readers !! it is what im best at !! i also do not write for specific body types ,, this mean chubby readers ,, as im not too sure how to write for that ,, please dont request specific body types for the reader or make up the reader’s appearance as that just takes away the purpose of x reader
002 . i can do many genres ; gore themes , angst , crack/funny scenarios , fluff , comfort. im not really bothered with themes of depression and death/or suicide ,, so if you want to request such themes then thats okay ,, though i will add warnings before hand. however ,, i am not a fan of yandere. i also wont do platonic stuff ,, only romantic .
003 . i enjoy different aus but i will not do shattered glass ,, bc im not entirely sure what it is ,, but other aus such as soulmate aus ,, hanahaki aus ,, and such.
004 . please wait for me to do your request as i have schoolwork and not much motivation. it would be greatly appreciated if you would not rush me !! while i will be trying my best to get requests done ,, sometimes i take a break or im not available at that time.
005 . i will not do any themes of pedophilia ,, homophobia ,, transphobia ,, maps ,, racism ,, and such. anything that includes that will be deleted. please don't bring such stuff onto my blog.
006 . please specify whether you want headcannons or a oneshot in your request !! it helps a lot bc then i will know what to write specifically !! if you do request for a oneshot ,, a small scenario to go with would be greatly appreciated !!
007 . you can ask for different characters from different continuities ,, i don’t mind it at all !!
008 . my limit for headcannon asks are 5 characters max !! i will do poly relationships for oneshots n headcannons !!
009 . please note that i’m kinda iffy on nsfw ,, i dont mind slight mentions of it ,, but nothing full on nsfw please <3 by slight mentions i mean in joking manners ,, not like actual smut
010 . i’ve found that i’m not really a fan of writing a reader thats not human. kinda defeats the purpose of my blog :(( though i will leave my past fics of a cybertronian reader up ,, but please dont request anything for a nonhuman reader !!
011 . my blog is for canon characters x reader not canon x oc ,, do not bring your own ocs into this blog or it will be deleted immediately on sight ! please make sure you know this !! also applies for any aus i make !
012 . my cafecon and bot bakery au is reader insert as well !! it is a special au i have that pretty much is my own indulgence of having the cons and bots run little cafes n bakeries and wear outfits 😏 but they are sti reader insert ! not oc x canon !
013 . any requests that dont follow my rules or who i write for will immediately be deleted with no warning .
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