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buttl0rd · 5 months
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your epic!! *hands you my beloved son*
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take good care of him
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pastelsky-fr · 5 years
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Do you guys think water flight might get an ancient dragon first? Like, it’s the perfect setup right now. Ocean Dad is gone, HAS been gone, like I’ll put treasure on it that he’s just going to come back from buttf**k nowhere and be like “Hey kids, sorry I’ve been non responsive. I dissociated so hard I accidentally called upon some of my first creations I thought I left to rot in the deviant art area of the hadalpelagic zone. But hey, new breed amiright?!”
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marcherarrant · 5 years
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"There's more than one answer to these questions pointing Marcher Arrant in a crooked line. (Closer to Fine, Sicko cover)" This song chokes me up because it is exactly what I've gone through in the painful struggle to find my way. I've been a fundamentalist Christian (baptized by Ted Haggard hahaha, no joke), spent a year in a Zen monastery, did graduate studies in philosophy. I've read the Bible, Koran, Bagavad Gita, Mahayana Sutras, Tao De Ching, Satre, Kant, Derrida, Spinoza etc. I've done coke, crack, heroin, acid, MDMA, Ayahuasca. Marcher Arrant is a name as much metaphorical as literal. The past 15 years I have found a way that works so good for me. It's not the truth, the most sophisticated or philosofically complete, it's just the way that has made me embrace life the most made me grow and create the most. Its essentially a Nitzschean philosophy of self creation. You use the material of your life, your loves and hates, your strengths and weaknesses, and you create your life. Create your own values. Create your own world. Give style to your charecter. Create a grand goal and fate for yourself and work towards that. Use truth or myth, re create the past, give a new story to your life. It must work though, must be life affirming, cause you to grow and thrive towards something amazing. So in that vein here are the texts that form the foundation of my thought. They are each free and in Audio form. I've listened to each of these at least 20 times.
1. Rick Rodderick lectures Nietzsche and the Postmodern condition. Rick is a hard drinking west Texan badass anarchist professor. These are an awesome intro to Nietzsche and are so freaking funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjFiU9nDQD4&list=PLA20B690583E9931C
2. Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Nietzsche. Nietzsche considered this his masterpiece. One idea he presents here are the 3 metamorphosis of the spirit. First is the camel where you live the values given to you. Then is the lion where you rebel and say no to established values but are essentially reactive. The third is the child where you create your own games and festivals and beliefs. https://youtu.be/sv5IyRuEVI4
3. David Choe's Ranch series. David gives his blueprint for how to be awesome and buttf*ck life. "What are you saving it for?" These are insanely good. https://archive.org/details/DVDASAEpisode101TheRanchSoloSeriesPartOne
4. The War of Art by Steven Pressfeild. We have our work to do which is why we are here. But there is something called resistance which prevents us from our work. Steven articulates all the things that prevent us from our work. This is so so good. And the audiobook is read so well. It's only 3 hours long too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E1mm2FkWd0&t=27s
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buttl0rd · 6 months
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sleepy cuddle pile doodle i’ll never finish
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buttl0rd · 6 months
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lukewarm take
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buttl0rd · 5 months
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CRIMSONDAWN.
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buttl0rd · 5 months
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competitive shitting who's gonna win
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buttl0rd · 6 months
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another fatal list leak (6 dead, 47 injured)
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buttl0rd · 6 months
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spark dump
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buttl0rd · 6 months
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another spark dump
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buttl0rd · 5 months
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You’re the only thing that felt forever
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buttl0rd · 6 months
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~at least in heaven i can skate~
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buttl0rd · 4 months
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I'm watching like a hawk for that new kid 🤲 THE BABY
ALRIGHT HERE HE IS!! lemme introduce you to the new kid 👉👉
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this is carroway - he's the best 😎👽
this is gonna be a long post cause i have so much art and content to gush about. i love this kid 👇
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Some fun character details:
he was originally supposed to be like the 90's movie tough bully kid but he's ended up just being a stupid asshole. he probably likes to think he's really cool and tough 💪
has 3 younger sisters, hates being outnumbered by girls
huge foodie and finishes whatever you don't eat. not fussy at all
always leaving his mittens outside. they get all wet and gross in the snow
affectionately ripping on everyone he loves. he's a total asshole but most people know he doesn't mean half the shit he says. the real ones tolerate him 😔🤙
he doesn’t know he’s bisexual (don’t tell him, he’ll find out on his own)
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Hobbies & Interests
Aliens. Carroway is a firm believer in alien life and has an immense interest in UFO sightings, alien communication and all things outer-space. He often brags to his classmates that he has been abducted and probed, and is friends with the Martians that visit South Park sometimes (do any of them believe him?). He has a telescope that he set up in his friend Dante’s treehouse which he uses to spot UFOs in the night.
FUN FACT: His probe is linked with Cartman's. It's the connection that makes it possible for OCs to exist in the same universe as canon characters.
Drums. He has a drum set in his garage on which he practices every day after school. He has exceptional rhythm and is very talented. He keeps drumsticks in his backpack just in case he encounters a drumset or anything he can make a beat with (tables, benches, trashcans, etc.) Neighbors complain to his parents about the noise, so his garage is sound-proofed to the best of Mr. Carroway’s ability. 
Snowboarding. Carroway goes snowboarding every few weeks. His family do snowboarding trips and he LOVES it. He also skateboards and rides his bike when he’s not up in the mountains, kid just likes to go fast. He dreams of being a professional snowboarder when he’s older.
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TFBW: Boarderline
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Boarder is a special flying support unit, part of Coon & Friends. He delivers high-impact quick attacks with his hoverboard and can heal/cure status conditions with his awesome space beams. As a speedster he utilizes the whole battlefield and is constantly moving, making him difficult to hit.
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Origins:
He was a human that got abducted and genetically modified by Martians to serve and protect the alien race. After battling in many galactic wars he returned to his home in Colorado. His abilities were noticed by the superhero organization, Coon & Friends and Boarder was recruited to join their alliance. He provides support to Coon & Friends in battle.
Design:
Inspired by the gear he wears when he goes snowboarding.
His superhero costume consists of a white bodysuit with black tape accents and a big old metal zip. There's reflective blue strips on the gloves, boots and around the edge of his signature spaceboard. He's got these iconic space goggles that protect his face when he’s flying at the speed of light.
His name is a play on words - board (from his hoverboard) and borderline (being only just good enough for Coon & Friends). Allies call him Boarder for short.
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SOT: Skullrogue
Skullrogue is Carroway’s Stick of Truth character.
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He is a rogue-class unit and is quick and sneaky on the battlefield. He has a long black hooded cloak and a skull mask. His main weapon is a pair of daggers that are enchanted with flame magic. He cannot use magic himself but he is proficient with weapons, especially the daggers. He throws them and uses them to stab enemies in the back.
Skullrogue has an undisclosed edgy backstory, like any rogue player. He is mysterious and broody and so cool. He is loyal to the Wizard King and thinks Princess Kenny is hot.
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Post-COVID
As a young adult, Carroway becomes a professional snowboarder and competes nationally in competitions. He becomes famous and earns a lot of money from his career, travelling the world for competitions. He makes it all the way to the Winter Olympics, representing the USA in the snowboarding category
After a career-ending injury in his mid-30's, he had to retire from snowboarding early and now lives off his sponsors and used-to-be-a-big-shot money. Despite being wealthy, he moved back to South Park and lives in a trailer (it’s easier than having a huge house). 
He sometimes needs a walking aid to get around and is medicated for chronic back pain.
He was too busy with his career to find love when he was younger, so he stays single and lonely in his 40s. He still goes out and does sport events, commentaries and sponsorships - he remains famous even though he cannot compete anymore. He’s like a living legend in the winter sports community. 
I'm still working on a PCOV design for him so stay tuned for that...
Anyway that's it for now!! I hope you love him 😘
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buttl0rd · 6 months
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🏳️‍🌈 heterophobic eyes 🏳️‍🌈
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buttl0rd · 6 months
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One Mysterion please?
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mystery man for anon
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buttl0rd · 6 months
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when ur gay ass pretty boy conformist vampire boyfriend has the worst music taste known to man
bonus:
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get his ass
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