love when you can ask the Narrator why the Princess is a Princess and he's like 'well i uhhhh YOU did that. maybe it's because uh... something something about her being above you... but still approachable... look i don't want to analyze or anthropomorphize your--' my guy. i am a primal being of Order and Eternity and Shaping. You're the one who convinced me I was some dude and were quite willing to take credit for shaping my view on the world through narration five seconds ago. Are you gonna look me in the eye and tell me the desire to interpret something worthy of adoration and more powerful than me as a dommy princess is written in the very nature of the universe or are you going to show me your browser history like a man

Pussy slaps to bring their attention back to you. Pussy slaps on their sensitive clit. Pussy slaps that make them jump and whimper. Pussy slaps as a form of punishment. pussy slaps >>>>>>>

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damn i almost wish the intrepid heroes had done worse this episode because the concept is of this battle was epic as hell. i would have loved to see more of baron being creepy, a confrontation with jawbone and i would have loved to see the other players play baron

I should share this illustration i made for Return to Paradise, the viva piñata fan game project~ With and without the logo✨

anyone else feel like we moved on pretty quickly from cavs sleeping at the foot of their necros’ beds like dogs and what that implies about the position of the cavalier both internally within the cav and outside of the cavalier as an individual

just to double down on this post about Gortash making Raphael his entire persona, you can't look at the concept art and tell me that Gortash's color scheme isn't super influenced by Raphael's concept art?!

Especially those three get me:

The sleeves that go down to their elbows with prominent gauntlets covering their forearms.

The high collars framing their faces.

The tucked-in pants and the adorned boots.

The signature belt holding it together.

The red flames accentuating different parts of the outfit.

The deep neckline of their black, loosely laced-up shirt.

The mass of gold, and black, and red.

The diagonal accent across their waist.

The striped pants.

The many, many details?

Obviously those didn't make it into the game for Raphael but I like to headcanon that Gortash saw those wardrobes in the House of Hope and went: fuck you devil, I'm gonna do you one better. And that's how he ended up with a flame decal on his shirt, ugly-ass boots, and an outfit worth a small town's income for a year. And then he never cared to maintain it.

Astarion: So, tell me what you desire. What can I do for my dearest pet? 1. I want to be a vampire, like you. 2. I want you. I want your body. 3. You can tell me that you've learned something from all this. 4. I am not your pet.

Okay, can we take a second to talk about these dialogue options here? Because these dialogue options really fucking suck. ...Or rather they're fine, they're all good and valuable options for the player to have. But something's missing. It's a really fucking obvious thing to miss, too: where's the "I don't want anything, I did this for you" option, you worthless hack writer?! That is romance writing 101! And I wouldn't normally jump straight into calling the writer a worthless hack, but I think we all know exactly why that option isn't on the list; this is Little Mx. If You Ascend Astarion You Only See Him As A Sex Object shoving their "parasocial sexualisation of fictional characters is both a real thing and Bad" (that's not a real thing, to be clear) agenda into the game. Welch thinks you can't possibly want to ascend Astarion for his sake rather than out of selfish desires, so they don't give you the option to say that that's why you did it. Even though "I did this for you, I don't want anything" wouldn't change the course of events (Astarion would inevitably offer to turn you anyway, leading back into the same "become a vampire or break up" choice), having the option would be super valuable from a roleplay perspective! My character doesn't particularly want to be a vampire, doesn't want to have sex with Astarion unless he wants it, isn't fussed about him Learning An Important Lesson, and is fine with being called his pet... but there's no option to play him that way, because even though "I don't want anything, I did this for you" is the most obvious dialogue option imaginable to slap onto this romance scene it isn't there.

I'm just gonna post it before my perfectionism gets the best of me!! But them in Jayce's mindscape to help him when he gets in a Dread induced coma towards the end of my AU story was something I had wanted to do for ages now! Glad it looks mostly how I was actually picturing in my head for once tho. Shocker!

Kept being unsure on the colors but didn't want it TOO drowned out from the purple. Green is his normal magic color as just Jayce and not the Dread magic, so I wondered about working some in and managed to make it work a bit I think. Showing that there still is some of his consciousness left in there that the Dread is defensively trying to blockade.

Masc lesbian doms with a size kink. Pushing their strap through your sopping velvety walls while you squirm and cry. Whimpering that it’s too much, that you’re just too damn tight. Still they smile and praise you

“Oh but my baby, you look so fucking pretty with those teardrops dancing in the corners of your eyes. You can take a little bit more, can’t you?. Go on baby, take a little bit more for mommy. shit, that’s my good girl”

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GAMING IS MY SON AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM IM GONNA KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN MYSELF!!

LOOK AT HIM HES SO CUTE

i still have hope in getting the other boys too

its ok they can be a band or smth.. at least then gaming wouldn’t have to be so disappointed in people not hiring him bc he’s just having fun with his boys…

stray if the kitty cat protag was an indie/rpg maker protagonist

Man, you ever think about how so much of Vash’s suffering is tied to Knives? In the obvious, direct ways of course. But also in how the humans around him suffer and hurt him. People are afraid of what they don’t understand, sure, but the average amount of compassion on Noman’s Land would be so much higher if Knives weren’t constantly fucking everything up and people had basic needs met. Small communities and people in general aren’t so goddamn awful as a baseline in a lot of places. There are outliers, yeah, but if humanity could have recovered and made the best of things, had a chance instead of widespread dispair, there might be peace.

And if Vash didn’t have to fight so goddamn hard every second of every day, he wouldn’t be covered in half those horrific scars.

An event that took place in mid 1700's. Gorm was summoned by the islander's ship as usual, but things took an unexpected turn. After this he didn't return to the surface for hundreds of years. Never understanding why they acted like that.

Role swap AU but not in the typical sense where Dante and Vergil's positions were switched on the day of the attack. Instead it's Dante fucking snaps at some point and when Dante snaps is about the same time Vergil turns a new leaf.

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Took some time to develop a character @kmodoposts and I are working on - Inspirations include Charlie Chapman, Jim Henson, P.T.Barnum, and Bert from Mary Poppins!

Head in the clouds and hands in his work - Bailey Stew is determined to build the life and "family" of his showman dreams 💫🌈