#but they’re our idiots
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edward “can we take this slow because i treasure you and i want to make this work and i’ve been hurt before so i want to get it right this time” teach and his boyfriend stede “i want so desperately to show you how committed i am to you and to this but my insecurities make it difficult for me and i often act without thinking” bonnet 🫶 they’re made for each other your honour
#they’re both complete idiots and they’re soulmates. thanks for coming#ofmd#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd s2#our flag means death
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Anyway Ed only found the letter Stede wrote him because Stede’s incompetent and threw that bottle filled with his heart and soul straight into an incoming wave so it washed straight back up onto the beach he was literally just standing on and that’s what I love about them <3
#they’re love only exists because Stede’s a massive fucking idiot <33 series 1 is the same#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd s2#gentlebeard
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most ppl won’t pay attention, but it’s really important for us to keep in mind that Evan Rachel Wood & Amber Heard are both bisexual and that will absolutely affect what “accusations” and vile shit gets said about and to them. it’s the ingrained norm to treat bisexuals like they’re sneaky and untrustworthy and no one gives it a second thought. biphobia is playing a huge role in this. and you should be paying attention to that.
#biphobia#abuse tw#yes bi women are STILL at the highest risk of domestic violence#don’t know why that’s not a big part of this convo.#the jealousy the insecurity the controlling#it all plays into their bisexuality#and ur a fuckn idiot if u think their bisexuality had nothing to do with the way they were treated#y’all r fucking dense#of course they’re being painted as the ‘predator’ and abuser now#that’s why u guys do to bi women when we’re just literally living our life
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Love that Jim and Olu have the same way of badly lying to avoid going somewhere “it’s become quite touristy” “do you have any idea what that will do to your hair?”
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home from work
#if I speak…#one of the girls walked out yesterday#the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already#they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time#micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts)#and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him#bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can#so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO#anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need#it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning#and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today#we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao#and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before#we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day#we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left#it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo#*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having#to wait a long time for their food#and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO#I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take#stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess#I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every#night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had#nothing to make the wraps with <3#I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap#and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used#they’re a fucking disaster like 😭#was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess#this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up#womp womp!!!!!!
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I….
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd izzy hands#izzy hands#bill (2015)#I literally just realised this#They’re like the same person#Sort of#horrible histories#6 idiots#idk what else to put here
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shin soukoku fluff (hooray)
akutagawa: “i don’t know what i’d do if i lost you!”
atsushi *earnestly*: “really… i know exactly what i’d do!”
akutagawa: “and what’s that?!”
atsushi *smiling*: “find you, silly!”
akutagawa *blushing slightly*
#they’re both idiots but we love them anyway#atsushi rly would say that#akutagawa doesn’t even know what to respond#ah yes we love the silly little gay people in our emotionally destructive animated media#good morning internet hiiii#shin soukoku#bsd shin soukoku#bsd akutagawa#bsd atsushi#they’re both gay and bad at feelings#bungo stray dogs#bsd ships#bungo gay dogs
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we’ve been so distracted by the pseudo-canon of 60s ineffable wifery that we forgot that whatever happened then explains “you go too fast for me”
#high on our own supply#good omens#good omens 2#we’re idiots#they’re idiots your honor#everyone is idiots
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“But seriously, quit making out at every corner.”
“Hark, thee zany carnie! Perpend thy observations bef’re thee determine two’s relationship!”
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#oc#tadc oc#my art#tadc jax#welter#quakon#basically quakon is saying: ‘You fucking idiot: think before you determine our relationship’#‘Bed Bath and Beyond’ is their friendship name /j#tone tag does not apply to the friendship part#‘they’re dating?’ naw they’re just stuck acting in an imaginary shakespearean/teen flick#had to look up a glossary of Shakespearean/early modern English words#quakon was born in the wrong time period
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My sister knows absolutely nothing about Batman and Robin, in fact she thought that Robin was an adult and not Batman’s son. Which is relevant because I was talking about them from the 60s Batman and Robin and she said “oh, like Blackbeard and Stede?”
#dude in leather + dude in the most impractical colorful ridiculous fit you’ve ever seen#and they’re both idiots#NOT batcest#do not tag as batcest#please and thank you#leo says shit#batman and robin#our flag means death#ofmd#batman 66
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Himeko, bursting into the room: You three are having sex!
Kiana not looking up from her phone: Really? Class Monitor, why didn’t you tell us?
Mei, also not looking up from her book: We would have put our stuff down.
Fu Hua:*chokes on air*
#fukimei#fu hua#kiana kaslana#raiden mei#honkai 3rd#kiana continues to be a mood#mei continues to be a mood#himeko continues to be a mood#i love these dorks#fukimei incorrect quotes#kiana and mei being little shits#himeko has had enough of kiana and mei dancing around their feelings#mei and kiana are both idiots but they’re hua's idiots#I feel like torturing our little birdie#a flustered hua is a precious hua
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Fuck off and stop interacting with my blog you fuckin terf
gotta be one of the more confusing asks i’ve gotten for 2 reasons, the first being if you don’t want me to interact with you block me then lol, the second being calling me a terf which is literally laughable
#i think both my trans roomates (trans man and trans woman)#and all my friends who are trans women who love me and i love in return#and not to mention my COUSIN who is a trans woman who i love so much#woukd think this is very funny#im not gonna go and make a whole post explaining why i’m not a terf bc at the end of the day i know i’m not and the people in my life know i#im not and someone on the internet who’s never had a conversation with me yet thinks they know me isn’t gonna change that#anyway i love trans women and their presence in our community#trans women belong in the lesbian community and their presence makes it better#also? when have i ever posted or expressed having radical feminist ideologies#weird#if ur gonna accuse me of being a terf which i am not then at least know what terf means#also not a single clue what prompted this#also i feel like this was sent to the wrong blog LMAO bc i also haven’t interacted with many posts the past few days at least not on this#blog#so perhaps they’re just confused bc that’s really the only explanation at this point#AND ANOTHER THING#im sure there’s afab non-binary ppl that are terfs but to me that sounds literally idiotic being non-binary myself and trans exclusive
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it just occurred to me that i literally just saw you on instagram idk when exactly but it was recent
anyway- may i request something for mc doing cove's hair, or anything related to it? have a good now, too! 🌊
okay hello gamers i can write again so i’m doin this frfr (sorry it took so long homie LMFAO)
shout out to this ask for breaking my no writing for 6 months streak :party:
no specific step, just as long as cove has long enough hair
not beta-ed or proof read (i wrote this in 20 minutes)
~*~
The night outside lay still as Cove and yourself sat in the living room of your home. A cheesy movie played in the background as the two of you chatted, occasionally breaking conversation to make fun of said movie.
“Dude, he’s such a fucking idiot, why would he willingly jump into that thing?” You asked incredulously, smacking your forehead with your hand with a sigh.
Cove snickered, shaking his head at your exasperation. His ponytail swayed side to side at the movement, which caught your eye.
“Hey Cove? Can I do with your hair?”
The random question made his eyes widen a bit, his hand automatically going up to his hair. “Uh, sure I guess?”
You smiled deviously, going to sit up on the couch from the floor where the both of you hand been previously sitting. Cove eyed you nervously at your immediate change in expression.
“Under the conditions that my hair stays the same length and colour as it started.”
You simply smiled with faux innocence, gesturing to the spot on the floor in front of you. “C’monnnn, sit downnn,” you encouraged. Cove folded under your stare, sighing and scooting to sit between your legs.
You tugged the hair elastic from his hair, watching as it fell from its confines. For a moment, you sat and just stared at the green, thinking about what you should do. You could be nice and just brush it. Orrrr… you could put it into Sailor Moon buns.
The second option was the obvious answer.
“Stay here, I’ll be back,” you stated, standing up and leaving the living area. You grabbed some bobby pins and elastics from your moms’ room, shoving them in your pockets.
When you re-entered the room, Cove was miraculously still sitting there and giving you an inquisitive look, head cocked to the side a bit. You pulled the small box of bobby pins from your pocket and shook it menacingly. “Weapons of choice.”
Cove groaned, which you decided was from excitement.
You sat back down as you scrolled back to the tutorial you remembered seeing a few days ago. After successfully fishing the video out of your camera roll you got to work.
You followed the tutorial closely, with complaints from Cove:
“You’re pulling my hair.”
“That’s how you get it to go where you want it.”
“Ow, those bobby pins hurt.”
“It’s so it stays!”
“How many bobby pins are you going to use? They’re jabbing into my head.”
“Shh.”
Finally, you finished, beaming at your hard work. You fumbled to take out your phone, opening the camera once it was safely in your hand. “I’m done! Look,” you exclaimed, handing Cove your phone.
He blinked at the screen a bit before turning his head to get a better view of the style his hair had been beaten into.
“Hey, that’s the way that one anime girl has her hair,” he pointed out, gently tugging at the ends of the hair that stuck out from the bun. You nodded happily. It was a lot less neat as your would have liked it, but it made the both of you laugh until Cove took the hair accessories out and returned it to his normal ponytail. Boo.
#our life beginnings & always#our life#cove holden#writing#cove holden x reader#hair braiding? hair styling?#they’re idiots#sailor moon too a little#i love long hair cove i should write more about him#my autocorrect keeps correcting cove to dove and it’s making me wanna die
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Happy four year adoptiversary to my handsome little boy Montgomery Montgomery Python!!!
Got him august 11th 2019 in lieu of my 16th birthday three days later. I’m turning 20 now. I cannot BELIEVE I’ve had this stupid little rascal for four entire years it does NOT feel like it. Hobbies include hiding in my computer, staring at nothing, and trying to escape his glass prison in the dark. I love him
#Named after montgomery x2 from a series of unfortunate events. And ALSO the Monty python pun#I just call him Monty that’s his actual name but his full name is both Montgomery’s + python + our actual last name for anyone who knows us#But on here? Python is his last name. Not doxxing us via the snake lmfao#He’s so stupid this asshole escaped one time and we literally found him the next morning#Yknow how most reptiles go missing for months if they escape. If they’re ever even found#ONE. NIGHT.#We heard a horrible THUD the next morning and came in on him laying on the floor like he’d fallen off the curtains#Actual fucking idiot boy I love him so much#Actually do not know his gender. He’s either had some weird urates or he’s actually a girl#So. Easy solution my snake is genderfluid just like me. Fuck it#BUT. He’s rather small for being four whole years old so he’s either a wimpy female or average male with weird slug-like piss#(Slugs being. Nonfertilized eggs)#3 is their ‘adult’ age for the record but they grow literally forever just extremely slowly#The first three years are BIG growth. He went from 10 inches to 3 feet in like under two years#Then they slow down#For anyone curious Hes in a 75 gallon tank. Prettymuch the biggest thing you can get commercially before you say#‘Fuck it!’ And just build your own. Which was the plan until we got lucky on craigslist#If he ever can’t stretch all the way tho. We’ll HAVE to build him another one. I want that man cozy damn it#Love this stupid fucking snake#ball python#snake#reptile#python#classic ball python#normal ball python
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What if AI Sara was to meet the others on the second floor? I feel like her meeting present Sara would be, interesting
People’s reactions to sarai is a pretty mixed bag actually,
#Sarai and sara are like cats who don’t like each other if they’re in the same room they will fight#yttd#Ai test idiots#sara yttd#sara chidouin#gin yttd#gin ibushi#shin yttd#shin tsukimi#eli’s art#At first when everyone hears. “SOME DOLL TRIED TO FUCKING KILL SARA”. They are all scared of sarai#but after some time everyone apart from like. Sara keiji nao and qtaro just look at sarai and see just a funky dude.#like “heho our silly doll buddy”#Ik ik “why no stab?? ? Why shin alive????” Well sarai has been in an empty file all alone for. Too long he’s so lonely and needs to talk#to people#plus this isn’t just. Another simulation and she knows this
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They’re Herreeeeeeeee
@vampiremanagement
#our icons match <33333 they’re our cats <3333333#I’ve been here posting NONSTOP. 2011(12??) TO 2023 BABY. posting from the GRAVE.#and now here you are again.#welcome back. get posted. idiot.#you can follow them. it’s encouraged. (by me I guess). if you prommy to be cool and normal
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