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verysium · 5 months

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PLEASE DO BLUE LOCK ICKS IM BEGGING🙏😭🌹

😏 coming right up anon. gonna channel my inner critic and not hold back on any of these.

RIN

brother complex. not much else to say except that he needs to get a life. not everything is about metaphorically crushing your older brother's dreams and brooding in the dark hate of retribution.

competitive but only because he is a desperate whore for external validation. ignores everyone but craves the attention of a sole person named sae itoshi. was defeated by isagi once and has never let go of it since. has a one-track mind that is impossible to derail. stubborn when he wants to be.

probably a virgin and will continue to be one until his late 30s.

has not known a single day of peace ever since sae ditched him for the popular girlies. as a result, he has developed a very concerning case of social awkwardness. his idea of a conversation involves a brick wall and thirty minutes of you staring at his resting bitch face. constantly looks like that one grumpy cat meme. judges you for your poor decisions but then gets aggressively defensive when you point out his own mistakes.

reeks of so much teen angst that even metallica can't save him. the problem is that he has nothing to back up his emo persona. his insults lack creativity and, unfortunately for him, phrases like "lukewarm" and "half-baked" and "hell" do not make his words carry more weight. uses the f-word but in the most embarrassing context that it makes you facepalm and internally cringe.

SAE

zero social awareness. this boy's head is empty. the lights are not on up there. there are no picture frames or furniture. the curtains are drawn, and there is not a sliver of clouds or sunshine. cannot read body language and does not know what a filter is.

the source of all of rin's stress. he is the original trauma projector, creator of generational cycles. not even subtle about it. "turns out i was wrong. i thought japan was incapable of ever giving birth to decent forwards." sir....with the way you worded that, you knew exactly what you were doing when you gave rin false hope.

swears but it's even worse than his brother. literally called his elders a "fatso and bob cut duo" and "insect turd." i mean....there is a line between what is considered a legitimate burn and what is a first grader making up insults in his coloring book.

has a horrible haircut and no fashion taste. i already talked about this previously, but it was so bad it deserved a second mention.

a freak but tries to justify it rationally. like what do you mean you can tell a person's athletic ability from their buttock size? just admit you have a kinky fetish already.

somewhat of a coward but i'm gonna give him some leniency due to his tragic child genius backstory. tbh he's just an eighteen-year-old boy who needs a goddamn break.

KAISER

alexa please play clown music. this man sets himself for failure and then wallows in self-pity when he actually fails. like what did you expect? you knew what was going to happen the moment you challenged isagi like that. it was most definitely your fault you got violently humbled.

has a borderline god complex (currently calls himself an emperor but has not evolved into a deity yet.) unfortunately, he does not stand on business. cue the dramatic meltdowns when he realizes there is an actual gap between his ability and his reputation. if you're going to lie, at least make it believable.

insecure and mentally unstable. he probably cuts and re-dyes his hair every single time shit happens. no wonder his locks get shorter every time.

lazy when it comes to anything that is not football and expects others to do it for him. demands princess treatment wherever he goes. unfortunately, not all of us have servants with no self-respect like ness.

"it is not enough that i should succeed, others should fail" type of person.

does not wear shoes and even if he does, it's sandals. put them grippers away.

NAGI

a literal sloth who has so much potential but uses none of it. has no intrinsic motivation of his own, so if he's going to do anything, it has to be you behind the wheel, making sure he gets put to work.

does not have a close relationship with his parents, and so he has no sense of community, holidays, or traditions. no fun at all if you want him to do things like christmas shopping or birthday celebrations.

rots in bed all day and then has to nerve to ask you to carry him around. your back better be strong because his 190 cm body is not going to be light.

not loyal (need i say more.)

REO

second male lead syndrome. also known as that one popular guy who's always picked last.

acts like a victim but then when you realistically tell him to how to change his situation he refuses to do so. you cannot ask for advice and then take none of it to heart. no wonder you're still not over your ex.

"i can fix him" mentality. no, you can't. you are a seventeen-year-old child, not a licensed therapist and nagi isn't even all that.

NESS

touch-starved to the point he will stay in a toxic and abusive relationship in order to gain some scrap of affection. just because you were the black sheep of your family does not mean you can lose all sense of personal dignity.

probably stalks all the people he hates. has a burn book like regina george from mean girls. cuts out and glues little pictures of kaiser all over his bedroom. doodles hearts all over it with glittery gel pen. isagi's face and name are scratched out of every team photo.

delusional and prone to mood swings. medicated but at this point, he is beyond saving.

ISAGI

a home wrecker. has ruined more relationships than he can count on ten fingers yet still manages to smile like he's some angelic saint.

solves jigsaw puzzles for a living (not very cool if you ask me.)

has some unresolved anger management issues. probably repressed all his negative feelings when he was younger, so it all comes out when he's on the field. unfortunately, his twilight-sparkle-friendship-is-magic agenda is not going to work if he keeps cussing out his teammates like that. but then again, he is the main character, so i guess his plot armor makes up for his pitfalls.

says that he's a good guy but then holds personal vendettas against rivals he doesn't like. boy was so ready to throw hands when #kaisagi was trending on the internet. but when you actually think about, he's similar to kaiser in more ways than he'd like to admit.

BAROU

has the worst case of high and mighty "holier-than-thou" attitude. isagi put his ego in check, but it still peeks out from time to time.

he was the ugliest baby when he was born. i am not going to hold back on the child barou slander because it is true. no, he was not a cute and lovable bundle of joy. he looked like a demonic gremlin.

he needs to take more risks in life and try cross-dressing. simply imagining him in a maid uniform will not suffice. it needs to be made into a reality.

with how nit-picky he is, i doubt people can realistically stay within a 1-meter radius around him. unless you are a clean freak yourself, his constant complaints will start to get annoying after a time. even if he does have good intentions, he needs to let people have a little breathing room sometimes. a messy room is not going to kill you.

BACHIRA

this boy's brain is smooth. no folds. no gray matter. no intelligence either. his pencil and eraser have been left untouched since day one. if he wasn't crazily good at football, he would be unemployed and homeless in the future. not even a mcdonald's wants him.

one of those people who will do the literal opposite of whatever you say. you want him to stop talking? well, now he's never going to shut up. you tell him not to step on a pile of dog shit? well, now he's going to walk right into it. you want him to quit running around and act normal? well, now it's his life's mission to make you as annoyed as possible. please pray for your hair follicles because at the end of the day, you're not going to have many left with how much he makes you want to tear your hair out.

has the cerebral capacity of a toddler. if he thinks monsters are real, he's going to think anything is real. super gullible when it comes to any form of scam, ploy, or trickery. the only way he would not be fooled is if he's also played the same prank before.

SHIDOU

a brazen pervert. says the most out-of-pocket things and refuses to apologize for them. sometimes it comes out a little too sleazy for your liking.

"to me a goal is fertilization! a shot is the seed and the goal is the egg!! and the birth of that joy i call an explosion!! my genes are gonna knock you up!" let us give ourselves a moment of silence to digest this quote. only shidou ryusei would come up with a sperm and egg metaphor to describe football. (i guess protection means nothing to him.)

has no empathy. if you dislike him or cannot keep up with him, you're a literal nobody in his books. no sportsmanship. no compassion. no self-awareness.

you cannot say "balls" to him in a serious tone without him misinterpreting it as something dirty. that alone should tell you enough. stay the hell away from him.

where do men get the audacity? right here. from this little bastard. he invented the term "shameless slut." boy was getting off during the u-20 arc and on live TV too. no wonder sae said he was disgusting.

and finally, he comes from a long line of cockroaches. he's even got the antennae to prove it.

i think this might have been a little excessive, but i have no regrets about it. you're welcome anon ♡

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kipandkandicore · 2 years

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love how they say "endos dont have did/osdd" like most of the time yeah lol (in terms of nondisordered) thats why we call ourselves non disordered. Plus uh please state where in the DSM where it says you need trauma to have a dissociative disorder, (which is, by word, not a trauma disorder)

also lmao its so funny when people say "stfu disorder faker" or "you dont have did" like bro we, we call ourselves non disordered, so this means nothing??? Also when they say endos invade traumagenic and / or did/osdd spaces when ive never seen a (non disordered) endo in a traumagenic space, like we call ourselves endogenic because we do not want to be in traumagenic or did/osdd spaces because they arent ours. and then they proceed to raid our servers, invade our boundaries and post their hate in our tags.

also like what are they gonna say to an endogenic who is diagnosed with did/osdd? like "yeah the psychologist with many many years of schooling is wrong trust me im a guy on the internet and you do not have this disorder which you have many / all symptoms of and have been diagnosed with"

also i will be roaming this blog as i like it, i might send a good few asks, feel free to call me / tag me as some cool nickname

sure we’ll tag you as “morpho knight anon” because that’s cool and one of our headmates suggested it haha

yeah, it’s getting increasingly harder to find common ground with endophobes. like we used to be able to have real honest discussions on here, and we still can sometimes, it just seems like mostly we’re met with anger and baseless vitriol through anonymous asks these days.

we understand that a lot of bad stuff has been happening in the world lately and people are wound up and pissed off. we personally think these anti endos are taking out their hate and frustration at the ableism they face daily on pro endos who literally play no role in the ableism they suffer through (if that makes sense…).

we think endophobes would likely say someone isn’t endogenic even if they claim to be, whether or not they have a did/osdd diagnosis. most of the arguments we’ve seen from anti endos are just fakeclaims and ableist dog whistles. it’s really getting old tbh!

we’re actually putting together some statistics on plural tags to try and determine if nontraumagenic systems are posting in disordered specific tags and vice versa! it’s going to take us a while to put together, but we’re looking forward to seeing the results.

#syscourse #morpho knight anon

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versadies · 2 years

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Hello Dan! I've been following you for a long time and I noticed how you don't receive hate anons at all (which is a great thing since you're such a nice person!) and as someone who's been itching to start a genshin writing acc, how do you avoid receiving hate anons?

omg hi comrade, ty for your kind words you’re very sweet <<33 !!! to answer ur question, i honestly don’t know how i did it. im thankful that i didn’t receive any hate anons at all throughout the year but i never thought about why i didn’t. ig it’s because of how i don’t really post much about my opinions that could lead to hate? i’m not sure tbh

the only advice i can give u is to always be careful with your words when it comes to writing non-fanfic related posts. i’ll be looking forward to see your blog if you ever decided to make a writing acc :DDD !!

#— ( penpal anon 📣 )

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nextstopparis · 3 years

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OH MY GOD YESSSSS YOU’TE SO RIGHT ABOUT THEN AT THE FESTIVAL MWA IT WAS PERFECT!! 💗💗 which reminds me, please for the love of god ramble about them having to be in a fake relationship undercover,,,, the trope was BUILT for gwart,,,

JSFLKDJ omg ok. anon i am so sorry its been a few days but things got WEIRD and i honestly had nothing so i had to wait bc i want to give u the best ramble abt fake relationship gwart and i so i hope this is good enough to make up for the time sijfosifjsiojfeio (under the keep reading thing cause it accidentally got long ifejoiefjs):

so tbh for them, i cant think of it happening any other way than like, everyone finds out about gwaine’s actual background when his sister/mom/whoever are somehow invited to like. a feast in camelot celebrating whatever occasion (maybe a tournament or whatever. something that lasts for a few days/weeks). bc somehow they get ahold of the list of guests and gwaine recognizes his sisters name and groans and it piques everyone’s interest bc ???gwaine??? not looking forward to being able to publically get drunk????? u n h e a r d o f ! !

SO ANYWAY after a bit of...ehm...cajoling...he finally gives up and tells them about his sister and his whole backstory and its like highkey amusing but also its kinda obvious that gwaine really doesn’t like his sister for whatever reason?? so they all just agree to Tease Him But Also Look Out For Him From A Distance (arthur ofc pretends he wants no part of his knights’ business but literally no one is fooled at all. like no even gwaine the Ultimate Himbo is fooled. arthur sweetie be more obvious i dare u).

anyway, however much time passes and the guests arrive and gwaine has a run in with his dear, dear sister. and she’s like. not horrible per se, it’s just that her and gwaine hate each other and seem to be very stupidly competitive. like about every single fucking thing. and its not even amusing insults that they throw each other as they try to one up the other its just. kind of uncomfortable.

OK IK THIS SEEMS UNIMPORTANT BUT BASICALLY WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS IS THAT: she somehow manages to like. say something that he can’t trump. not even with “im a knight of camelot” (which he sooooooo would flaunt in her face like all the fucking time i will not be taking criticism). anyway yes. so she says something he cant outdo, and they’re coincidentally with percival and elyan who have both Had It with this non sense (also they want to help gwaine out bc bros before bros sisters or whatever the fuck).

god this is all just a longwinded way of saying that elyan has the Best Idea Ever and basically just tells gwaines sister that him and the king are fucking. like ok he’s a bit sneaky abt it saying it in vague terms like “you were with arthur last night, right?” and “oh your brother has the kings ear you must be really proud (ironically)(but also Casually)”. and percival realizes whats happening straight away (bc himbos have selective braincells when it comes to messing with their Bros ig??) and jumps in on it adding things like “how are your private training sessions going with him?” and shit jlsjfskdjfslk

and gwaine--

gwaine thinks its ABSOLUTELY GENIUS. he’s like fuck. why didn’t i think of that. sleeping with like a REAL LIFE KING AND SHIT trumps EVERYTHING oh my god. so he jumps right in like “we keep needing to extend the private training sessions because we always get..........~distracted~ *hint hint wink wink*” or other things like “yeah, well his rooms always warmer at night than mine - also his bed” and its so fucking hilarious for them because TECHNICALLY theyre all such vague statements but gwaines sisters face is just. getting redder and redder and she looks like she just ate something very bitter and basically --

operation Make Gwaine’s Sister Jealous is a Success.

but then she calls him out on his fucking bluff. and gwaine is SHAMELESS (and also this might mean that him and the princess will have to put on A Show and he just wants to at least pretend for a second that him and arthur are together, ~like that~ just ONCE alright omfg. but DONT tell anyone that ok. god). so he just goes up to arthur that night and is like “look, princess, my sister’s under the impression that we’re fucking so. could you? help a loyal and dear subject/knight/best friend out and just act like we’re doing that please? thanks!” and arthurs just standing there. gaping at him with his ears ringing bc WHAT?????????????JUST???????HAPPENED???????

and so arthur, you know, validly, is like “gwaine what the actual fuck” in which case gwaine explains what happened (making sure to rat elyan and percival out bc he is a Snitch). and arthur kind of wants to die lmfao bc on the one hand absolutely not but on the other hand... you know.... he kind of doesnt want his knights to look like fucking lying little shits (and also ok. maybe he wants to pretend he and gwaine are together for a second. but he will Never Ever Ever admit that so you did NOT just read that okay? okay.). so somehow these three lil shits rope The King Of Camelot, Best Swordsman In The Five Kingdoms (gwaine disagrees with that part but whatever), Arthur Pendragon The Most Emotionally Constipated Dearie into faking a relationship with a knight just to fuck with said knights sister.

all the others, naturally, find this Absolutely Hilarious when they find out what’s going on and just like. spend the whole time finding ways to tease them and shit osifjoijfioejs its so funny bc gwaine wants it to be real and arthur wants it to be real but they dont know the other wants it to be real but LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS THEY BOTH WANT IT TO BE REAL AND--

im literally so tired they r so fcucking dumb oh my god sljfeijfoisjoiej

so then everytime they see gwaines sister gwaine wraps an arm around arthur (waist, shoulders) and like once, while she’s passing the training grounds while they’re on a break, sitting in the grass and whatnot, he just puts his head in arthurs lap. and arthur is like !!!!!!!!!W H A T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for a split second before his Gay Panic dissolves into just liking the way gwaines hair feels through his fingers when gwaine forces him to start playing with it [the hair] (ITS JUST!!!!!!FOR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

when the main feast or whatever comes, arthur is like. forced to put gwaine next to him (who is very smug actually) and they’re just sort of dancing around each other the whole night. you know like hands on backs when they whisper in the others ear about some dumb fucking thing (gwaine: “i think you should kiss me just so she really believes it” arthur, losing his mind and forgetting why he’s even saying no: “i am not doing that” gwaine: “well fine, maybe ill just kiss you” arthur: “dOnt youDARE” gwaine: *laughs and winks before walking away*)

also omfg he uses the “princess” petname on arthur in her presence but it comes out so sweet and fond and intimate and ARTHUR!!!!IS!!!LOSING!!!!HIS MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so anyway, at the end of the night as people are (finally) starting to go back to their rooms to sleep, arthur walks gwaine out and they walk together with their arms around each other until they reach the halfway mark between where gwaines retiring to and arthurs rooms. and maybe they r both a lil drunk (sure, jan), but suddenly gwaine kisses arthurs cheek and squeezes his waist as a goodbye.

and actually, his sister is nowhere to be found.

#SFLJEOISFJISF IM SO SORRY THIS IS SO LATE AGAIN #BUT I HAVENT STOPPED THINKING ABOUT IT FOR DAYS SO #I HOPE IT WAS AT LEAST A LIL bIT OF A REDEMPTION ISOFJOIJES #thank u for these gwart is Superior #bbc merlin #gwart #or if ur the weakest link #arwaine #ask

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returning-on-tuesday · 6 years

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1. Post the rules

2. Answer the questions given to you by the tagger

3. Write 11 questions of your own

4. And tag 11 people

Tagged by @plush-anon

IM SORRY FOR TAKING 5EVAR TO FINISH THIS, IVE HAD IT MOSTLY DONE FOR LIKE 3 MONTHS

All righty then, time for my eleven questions to issue:

1. Star Trek, Star Wars, or Doctor Who, and why?

Star Trek. Always Star Trek. This is actually something I've put a lot of thought into actually. Star Trek gives me that hope that maybe humanity won't always suck. That mayhaps we'll learn to better ourselves beyond what we currently are. I also happen to like a lot of the philosophical points brought up in a lot of the episodes.

I'm also a slut for space.

2. Favorite fantasy book?

The Defectives by Burgandi Rakoska. I picked it up off of a post on this site actually.

3. What’s your favorite monster or cryptid and why? Least favorite?

NESSIE 4 LYFE and idk why I like her so much lol. I dont know what my least favorite would be tbh

4. Who was the rudest person you ever encountered at work?

FUCKIN' LOUIS. He had one order. And if it didn't come out /PERFECT/ he would just get up and leave the food on the table. I think he dumped it on the table once. And then he would come the next day, complain about it, and then order it again saying to not to mess it up. I hate him.

5. Favorite drink?

Are we talking alcoholic or not? I'll answer both. Alcoholic is Jameson whiskey. Non would probably be dr pepper

6. What are your favorite pajamas/clothes to wear to bed (if any)?

I like oversized t shirts the best.

7. Least favorite texture and why?

I'm pretty sure you meant fabric, but I can't think of one. BUT I HATE THE TEXTURE OF RASINS. THEY'RE SO GOOEY AND GROSS.

8. Who’s your favorite Gotham Rogue out of Batman’s villains and why?

I like Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy???? Idk

9. What was your first/favorite stuffed animal or toy growing up as a kid?

My first that I can remember is this baby toy horse/unicorn thing. Very soft fabric. But I slept the stuffing out of it. I also really loved my woody toy.

10. If money, time, and skill were of no issue, who would you cosplay as at San Diego ComiCon and why?

Telma from Twilight Princess. Ive wanted to cosplay her for years.

11. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in the next 12 months and why?

I cant pick just one so I’ll just list the ones Ill probably go see. Black Panther and A Wrinkle in Time (despite my misgivings that itll lose some of the bookness) for sure. I might go see a couple others such as the Incredibles, but those arent really something I’m extremely gung ho about.

And tbh, I rarely pick people to tag in these. SO IF YOU WANT TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, ANSWER THESE LOL

#forgive me for taking so long lol #personal #about me

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starrywinters · 7 years

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What’s Crackin’ — College!AU w/ Wanna One Hyungs

requested by anon!

genre: comedy??

purely random things I’ve had written down at 2 in the morning. im sorry

“Hey, what’s nine plus ten?” “I will kimchi slap your face if you answer that question.” “TwEnTy OnEeEEEE”

On a very bright and sunny day, you were walking around with your best friend with the same major, Jisung. Passing by the quad, you distinctly hear music playing and what sounds like someone screaming. Dragging Jisung with fORCE, you two went to check it out (Y/NNN, sROP DRAFGING MEEERE)

Reaching the quad you see a boy under a giant tree playing on his guitar ‘is hE DYING?? Why does he sound like a dying sEAL??’ once again, im sorry i love you, pls don’t hate mE

“Let the skyf-AAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH-LL,

When it crumbles,

We will st-AAAHHH-nd t-AAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA-LL” pls help me

“JISUNG MY EAR HURTS, WHY IS MY EAR HURTING??!?! WHY IS THAT BOY SCREECHING??”

“Oh! Wait, I forgot. I want to introduce you to my friends. C’mon, lEt’s go.”

TIME SKIP

“Yo, GeeGeeSung, you sure this is the right place?? Looks dangeRoUS.”

“Not sure, my friends picked this place.”

“You must have some sketchy friends then.”

Walking into the cafe, you noticed the inside looked way and i mean waaaayyyy better than the outside. Looking around in awe, you accidentally bumped into someone, thinking you’d fall over you prepared yourself. BUT someone caught you, oho.

Just kidding, you did fall, but not backwards-

You fell forWARDS tbh me, looking up you see a guy with a cute face and three moles forming a constellation on his left cheek.

“HeY YOU, WHY DIDN’T YOU CATCH ME?!?11”

“Because I wanted you to fall for me, and it obviously worked. Seeing as you’re on the floor right now.” smirk smirk, wink wonk

Harrumphing, you walk away towards the cash register to order a cool drink to cool down. You see aNOTHER cute looking boy, ‘He looks so squishYYY’

“Hello! My name is--”

“SQUISHY BEAN” you did not just say that

“Squishy Bean, what can I do for you to- Wait, wha-” oh my god, you did.

“Hi! Sorry I was uh talking about the marshmallows behind you-”

“But there are no marshmallows behind me??”

“You know what, I’ll just take an iced lemonade, thanks. Here -hands him the money- keep the change.” you walk away so embarrassed.

You find Jisung, sitting with two other boys (one of them you bumped into a while ago), laughing at you at the table especially close to the cash register, ‘ah dang it, he heard everything.

“Okay! Let’s meet my friends, two of them are on their way here, but let’s just start!”

Right when he gets ready to speak, squishy appears with your iced lemonade, and your faces starts to burn (it) up again. Oh hey, guess what? Squishy is Jisung’s friend and his name is actually Sungwoon. He points at the other guy at the table and says he’s Minhyun. Then he points at the guy you bumped into, says his name is;

“CONSTELLATION MAN!!!11!”

“No, Y/N. No. His name is Seongwoo, nOT constellation man. Who would even have that kind of name??? hELLO???”

Just then two other guys appear,

“IT’S PEACH AND SCREECH!!1!” im sorry i love you jaehwan jfjsd your voice is amazinG

…..insert awkward silence…..

“Who the heck is Peach and Screech??!? I’m Daniel and he’s Jaehwan, we’re Minhyun’s friends.”

Oh, ohh Daniel. “DAAAMNNN DANIELL!”

Minhyun speaks up for the first time, “Hey, Y/N. Do you like Wanna One or Wanna Two?” reference to Guanlin jfbjsskk

“Wait, wait. Why did you call me screech?!!??” screeches exclaims Jaehwan.

“Because you were screeching when I saw you at the quad???”

“I WAS SINGINGG?? WHAT-”

“Oh, ok suuree, ‘singing’.” Sounded more like a mating call to me

Ongniel decided it’d be fun to start acting like teenagers do; yk the

“WATCH ME WHIP, NOW WATCH ME NAE(NAY??) NAE”

Minhyun and Sungwoon didn’t agree to it. You found out Minhyun works at the library, maybe this is why he’s so quiet. And Sungwoon...he just doesn’t want to get fired man-

Jaehwan decides joining in with Ongniel was fun; they make Ongnielhwan - the beagles.

Jisung just non-stopped(?) chatted with Minhyun, Sungwoon escaping with the excuse of having to go back to work.

Minhyun getting tired left at the last straw;

Daniel: “Hey hey, Jaehwan”

Ong: “What’s nine plus ten?”

Minhyun: “If you guys say what I think you’re going to say, I will kimchi slap you so hard, you’d hate seeing, eating, and thinking about kimchi for the rest of your ding-dang liFEE.”

Jaehwan: “Uhh, nineteen??”

Ongniel: “No, its.. “TwENTy onEeEee.”

Minhyun slams his hands on his table; “THAT’S IT, I’M DONE.”You: Stop being a party pooper Emperor Hwang.”“YOU KNOW WHAT. CASH ME OUSSIDE HOW BOUT DAH.” and does his signature hip wiggle dance out the door.

im sorry i failed at making this funny

i wanted to try bullet point form and i tried too hard im sorry;;;

ahhhh, i didnt know how to be funny on text???

like this is just bullet points full of word vomit and the crazy thoughts that go through my head-

but anyways, i hope you like my cancerous humor;; ^^ ♡

#wanna one #wanna one scenarios #wanna one fanfiction #wanna one imagines #hyung line #hwang minhyun #kang daniel #kim jaehwan #ong seongwoo #yoon jisung #ha sungwoon #this is so cancerous #im crying #comedy?#weird humor

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tayegi · 7 years

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Equilibrium is blowing my mind 😮😮😮 I never expected jungkook to suddenly turn into some possessive psycho jerk 😨😨 I really hope he gets his shit together. What the flying f*ck 😱😱😱 In fact It'd be cool if Jin suddenly showed up with food and The OC leaves that chaotic relationship for food 😂😂😂😂 EVRYONE WOULD PICK FOOD OVER RELATIONSHIPS. right ? Am i the only one lol *cries*

AHHHH THANK YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE FOR THEIR LOVELY ASKS!!! IT’S GOOD TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE CAN HAVE HEALTHY, NON-PROBLEMATIC REACTIONS TO GROSS, CONTROLLING MEN!

Anonymous said:Sorry for being late to the party lol, but I just read the new update of Equilibrium and I felt so fucking anxious and scared for the oc. I don't know how in the hell, some ppl find jungkook's actions hot when he is literally being psychotic and obsessive. Especially the part when he told her 'You'll regret it', he's basically threatening her there. It's obvious the whole relationship they have is toxic af and it only seems to be getting worse as time passes. Apart from that, have a nice day!

Anonymous said:OMG EQUILIBRIUM 11 Omg I still have goosebumps, like Jungkook was being so fucking possessive it scared the shit out of me. Even tho It was a shitty move for the oc to not attend his graduation, she still could had attended but that phone call... I don't want this to turn into some creepy murdering fanfic LOL. Ughhh Jungkook what is even going in your mind? I'll be looking forward to the next chapter! xx :)

Anonymous said:Dude, you did such a great job at writing o/c's anxiety in this chapter. I try not to be bias toward her, but it's really hard since the story us in her pov. I got seriously grossed out by JK, man. I was so uncomfortable with the whole morning ordeal. 😩 And his threat at the end?? I know it's a story, but I had my friend-instincts kick in and I just wanted to shake her and be like "PLEASE LEAVE THIS RN PLEASE" (1)

Anonymous said:(2) And I'm curious about how Jimin would react if he knew how JK was acting. He has this idea that JK is a perfect boy, but if only he knew...But, at the same time, they all have this distorted view of one another, huh? We see Jimin as Mr. Perfect cause that's how o/c sees him. I guess it goes into that whole "unreliable narrator" thing? I'm just writing what thoughts the chapter has provoked. I absolutely love how u pay attention to detail in this story!! Awesome job as usual, mane 😊🙆

Anonymous said:Jungkook needs to take a moment to realize how miserable and uncomfortable the OC is like my goodness. Things have gone waaaaaay downhill. Especially for the OC. Also Jungkook actions are just kind of creepy??? And just like so unhealthy. I know it can be really hard to get out of a relationship, and she still loves Jimin and all, but the OC needs to just get out of there.

Anonymous said:omg jk is becoming such a possessive creep like reading the last part gave me chills tbh. they all need to realize that this relationship is v toxic and dip out of it. i kind of expected this to become what it is from the beginning but you still added twists to it that caught me off guard, thanks for being a great writer lu

Anonymous said:oh man that last chapter. just really fucking scary.... i went back and reread the end of ch.10 to recap and it makes me wonder how far y/n's willing to go for what's "worth it" in exchange for her own personal well being. because fuck, what jungkook is exhibiting is extremely concerning. as always your writing is amazing! thank you for using your free time this way, i'm sorry people are being gross and rude. you don't deserve that kinda shit, lu :(

Anonymous said:I genuinely love how you describe the OC as a trapped bird, and seeing how Jungkook reacted to everything is actually causing me to fear for the OC's well-being. I just want her to exist the whole relationship and just hook up with sunshine, can do no wrong hobi instead of the possessive junglecock and the passive Jimin :/ just my thoughts. But you're an extremely talented writer and your PhD is more important than smutty fanfic, so take all the time you need

Anonymous said:Ok first of all what the hell at ppl asking u for quick updates cuz ive lived with phd students they literally have a never ending to do list and im so amazed at ur ability to find time to write unbelievable. U go girl. And 2ndly, the claustraphobia u mentioned that oc was feeling. That was so detailed and even i felt like i was in her place. And jk..uve characterized his possessiveness so well and i got so mad forgetting this was a fictional character i was ready to throw a chair

Anonymous said:eek jungkook is making the equilibrium relationship so unhealthy somebody punch him

Anonymous said:Jungkook makes me so uncomfortable and I can actually feel the claustrophobia that OC feels .-. Overall, really excited for the next parts and can't wait to reread to see if I can find more theories. Thanks for the new chapter!

Anonymous said:ch 11... HOLY FUCK SHE NEED TO GET OUT JK IS LOONEY!! you really know how to make a story really good dude. super excited for updates!! i'm really curious about jimin's thought process about all of this. you've given a really good insight on kook and oc but jimin is still a little hard for me to figure out, i assume that's coming soon? i feel for oc, i want to protect her and tell her she's stronger and smarter than all of this. she's worth more than all of this craziness!!! GIRL POWER!! lol

Anonymous said:Holy fucking shit everything is so messed up in equilibrium like !! I love it and at the same time i cry because of the way you describe the oc's feelings I SWEAR I CAN FEEL IT TOO HOW DO YOU DO THAT? I can feel everything, my heart is pounding so fast now. Im so into it and i just want her to run away from this toxic relationship and take care of herself first like i know she loves jimin to the core but she is more important my heart clenches at every exquisite word you writE THANK YOU SO MUCH

Anonymous said:The story is really great I love how original your writing is I don't even see the characters as Jm an jk Which allows me to see how disgusting they all let themselves be treated in the relationship, a lot of the times I feel like readers are blinded by the image of an idol it changes their perspective honestly even if it was just one person who was lying about loving the other it would still be just as horrible I'm really curious as to what's even going on and how you are going to continue it❤️

ahmie-cat said:I feel so sad for the oc in equilibrium. Jungkook don't own nobody! How dare he claim ownership on the oc! I will fight him any day! I'll fight for the oc's freedom rights. Lols, just kidding... But really all of the characters are so sad...

Anonymous said:Honestly in the earlier chapters i really liked Jungkook but now hes just scaring me. The way the OC reacts to all his actions is so relatable thats exaclty how I would feel in her situation. This is crazy I dont even know how this fic would end I love it so much

Anonymous said:I was the anon who recommended you watch wfkbj and I'm so glad you like it!! :) ALSO the latest chapter of equilibrium was so good oh my god;; it's just ramping up like tenfold and while I was reading it sometimes I just had to stop and take a breather bc of all the tension lol. Honestly I don't even know how the oc is dealing with jungkook rn bc his behavior would chill me to the very bone I would have to get out !!! Anyways as always thank you for updating

Anonymous said:ah goodness, it was autocorrect that changed jungkook to jongkook! maybe next time i'll just use jinglebook to refer to him instead thens ahahahah. "goodness gracious, jinglebook is hella possessive that i'm actually really scared for y/n :s"

Anonymous said:GIRL THANK YOU FOR UPDATING OMG IM SHAKING IN MY CHANKLAS JUNGKOOK IS SO DELUSIONAL AND I WISHED OC WOULDVE BEEN STRAIGHT UP WITH HIM AND LIKE IDK NOT MILK ON HIS CRAZYNESS IM JUST SO ANXIOUS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SORRY FOR TYPING IN CAPS

Anonymous said:So, uh. Equilibrium Jungkook is fucking terrifying....

Anonymous said:I hope the oc in equilibrium leaves the relationship. It's so unhealthy and I feel like she might develop some type of mental illness or just be very stressed and anxious if she continues the relationship.... It's just a fanfic, but man, i'd hate to be in her position... I feel like crying Lols. Is this what you intended?? Haha.... It's really good so far I'm looking forward to what happens next. I feel like there'll be a good moral to the story. *Fingers crossing.

Anonymous said:Damn wtf jungkook behavior is freaking me out 😳 "you'll regret it" like wtf crazy people say shit like that

Anonymous said:jkzldlzlldz TF IS HAPPENING I'M SO CONFUSED JK IS CRAZY WTF OMG

Anonymous said:the characters in equilibrium seem to have never been in an actual proper relationship so the fact that they seem to have lasted this long is by sheer miracle. It's also probably why their worst aspects are even more apparent like jk's obsessiveness (which btw yikes boy yikesss) they literally all need to walk far far away from each other cause they a mess but I do wonder who's gonna be the first to do it cause it's all so complicated now, sorry for rambling I just love this fic so much!!

Anonymous said:What the ever loving monkey fuck is wrong with Jungkook. See, i was okay with him being jealous of Jimin because that's normal. I was moderately okay with OC agreeing to Jungkook's terms because she wants to stay with Jimin. I AM NOT OKAY with his sociopathic tendencies and how obsessive he's become. I think he's mistaken OCs genuine kindness for romantic interest at one point. And the thing that scares me the most is how Jimin seems to have no idea what's going on right under his nose as well

Anonymous said:Bruhhhh jungkook is legit fucking scary but the story itself is amazing and complex im gonna reread it right now

Anonymous said:Equilibrium is getting really interesting!! I'm kinda worried tht ppl read sentences like "Even a domesticated pet needs a taste of freedom" in context with her just /looking/ at jimin and think 'oh how romantic' tho. In every scene between her and jk u can practically feel her discomfort and fear and his possessiveness and how he's abusing her. I would normally stop reading a fic like tht bc I don't like it when the ppl are written like that bc they are real after all but I'm super hooked (1/2)

Anonymous said:(2/2)now and I am also really curious as to if and how they all are gonna get out of that situation or if jk kills her before they can just bc she takes care of a literally puking-everywhere-bedridden jimin. I'm also curious how Jimin is gonna act towards y/n now that they're alone and if he even noticed the toxic stuff that's happening between her and jk or if he didn't even notice bc jk kept him "happy" (idk how else to put it) so yeah. Keep up the great work!! Have a nice day xx

Anonymous said:GURL YOU NEED TO RUN FAST AND YOU NEED TO RUN FAR. It sucks that Jimin doesn't like OC romantically, but he's just using you to stay with JK. But JK... that shit is gonna hit the roof soon soon and it ain't gonna be pretty @.@

Anonymous said:Hey Lu, thanks for taking the time to update again~ Regarding the story...Jungkook is incredibly terrifying, like I had to step away a few times as I read because I just want the reader to leave so badly. I wish she would just be like "peace out". Everyone should just leave this situation and say "peace out". Even though I know the feelings are so complicated between all of them, it's just such a shit show on fire :( . Well done on setting everything up though. The tension is insane!

Anonymous said:Ugh I honestly want to slap Jungkook so hard. Possessive little shit.. As always your writing is amazing. Thank you for the update.

Anonymous said:OC, JIMINS DICK ISNT WORTH AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP GTFO THAT SITUATION GIRL IM SCREAMING

Anonymous said:JEONS FUCKED IN THE HEAD. HE WAS CUTE AND ALL AT FIRST BUT THEN IDK GIRL, I FEEL SORRY FOR JIMIN AND OC. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS HAPPENING ALL I KNOW IS I LOVE THIS AND I CERTAINLY LOVE YOU! IS HE PSYCHOTIC THO? FEELS LIKE JEON WOULD KILL ANYONE WHO DARE TO TOUCH OC..

mirajoey said:MY GAWDD!! Jeon Jungkook has gone mad😱 i pray for oc's safety

Anonymous said:i am terrified by jungkook's actions and NOTHING in this whole damn world is going to excuse what he is saying and doing in equilibrium. WHERE IS YOONGI DITCH THEM ALL Y/N AND GO FOR YOONGI. and today, i have been going through some really misogynic shit today and it felt so freaking uncomfortable and i was so angry and kind of frightened...i do not know how y/n is able to act like a normal person with jungkook around who is being very possessive and psycho-like

Anonymous said:When I first saw you updated Equilibrium I almost yelled "IMMA BUST MY LEFT NUT" (I was really excited lol) and now I'm lying here in a puddle of emotion really scared for the OC lol. I adore your writing so much, thank you for writing these xx

Anonymous said:JEON YOU CREEP. Man this is all such a disaster BUT I LOVE TO WATCH THE DRAMA UNFOLD. Anyways it was a great chapter and I am so e x c i t e for the next part to start. You da best 😆

Anonymous said:This is what your writing does to people, this is literally the only time I've ever dislike Jungkook that much in a fic. I wanted the OC and Jungkook together, but now I really thing all 3 should go their separate ways. Jungkook's possessiveness is getting too much, it's too obsessive. I feel sorry for her, but at the same time her own fault as well. As for Jimin who knows he may not be as oblivious as we think ?! He is using the OC to get with Jungkook in the first place.

Anonymous said:Equilibrium OC should just pack her fckin' bags there is no happy way out of this one

Anonymous said:(1/3) Right before I read this I watched this British PSA music video about abusive relationships, where a pregnant woman was choked to death by her boyfriend as she was trying to leave him and I feel like these people who romanticize these types of relationships forgot that this actually happens IRL. This happens to real women and men and some of them don't make it out alive. And when they try to defend it by saying "it's just a story, it's not real" it's very real for some people.

Anonymous said:(2/3) And the fact that the OC is having trouble sleeping and feeling this anxiety. And the that Jungkook didn't fell any sympathy/empathy for Jimin while he was ill, it just doesn't sit well with me. And the OC isn't innocent either. So afraid to shatter what's left of the already crumbling illusion she's built up. The need to keep the fantasy of this relationship with Jimin that I'm not sure existed outside of her mind. I really do enjoy this story and how you portray the characters.

Anonymous said:(3/3) The isolated relationships between the three of them is very realistic. I've seen some of my close friends go through similar situations. And it's hard to get out once you're in.Anonymous said:I cant believe anyone in their right mind is sympathizing with Jungkook in Equilibrium?! The way he is with Y/N makes me so uncomfortable, esp with his “You’re all mine” crap and being so “in love” with her when all he wants is to have her under his control even tho he thinks it’s love. Jimin too, the way he’s down to have Y/N in the relationship since JK wants her but she wants Jimin.. also I’m glad ur fanfics exist since they can give some girls a perspective on what’s NOT okay and NOT love

Anonymous said:' And if I find out you let someone else touch what's mine... you'll regret it' - I kept on reading this over and over but each time it makes me cringe more, the fact that he constantly calls her 'mine' is so fucking off, like as a kookier Stan in rl , I felt really bad for jungkook but now I find it so hard, this relationship is taking a big twist that I did not see coming and it's getting abusive real quick.

Anonymous said:(Cont last) I stood firm in my decision. On the last day that we talked, he finally understood why. It was only then he realized his mistakes, only then did he cry & apologize for everything. He tried to convince me to give him a chance but the time for that has already passed. We are officially over. I loved the guy, you know? and deep down, I know there's good in there. But I can't risk my heart and soul anymore. I'm sorry this has gone out of topic, I just needed to get it off my chest.

Anonymous said:(Cont.) When he got mad at me for one minor thing, he will accuse me of cheating and call me demeaning words. Our relationship was always on his terms. I was always the one apologizing & making an effort to make him happy. I paid for all our dates. Just wow, I'm stupid. After a fight early Feb, I got tired of it all. I broke up with him and that process took 7 fucking days in which he tried to convince that my reasoning was wrong and that he was right. My gut feeling was telling me to leave.

Anonymous said:just finished reading ch 11... yikes. like YIKES. oh my, I'm honestly very worried and scared for the oc. reading it actually made me anxious and nervous lol. that relationship is a nightmare oh sweetie no, she needs to leave asap

Anonymous said:(Cont. Part 3) I felt caged. I always had to inform where I was, who I'm with, are there guys going to be at the event I'm going to. If there were guys, he didn't want me to go. I couldn't even get a regular update from him where he was and couldn't check on his phone. As I said, I was being stupid. I tolerated all of his bullshit. When you're in an abusive relationship, you won't realize it immediately. He'll come off sweet and only wanting to protect you and your relationship.

Anonymous said:(Cont. Part 2) to the red flags he showed early in the relationship. He didn't want to me talk to any guy who wasn't a family and asked me to delete all the guys in my Facebook account. Stupid me did so because I believed him when he said that "It's not because I don't trust you, it's because I don't trust the people around you." I stayed loyal to him but he was always paranoid that I was cheating on him. When we broke up, I learned he was talking to lots of girls that's why he was so paranoid.

Anonymous said:I got curious and read Equilibrium. All I can say is whoa! The anxiety and fear that I felt was so visceral; it made me fill ill. I've recently broken up with my ex, who was like that - subtly emotionally and mentally abusive. I am fairly young, naive, and inexperienced in relationships. I had a low self-esteem. Growing up I felt that I was unattractive and no one would like me. He was the first guy to really pursue me and I guess I was so hungry for love and affection that I turned a blind eye

Anonymous said:oc's anxiety is getting worst in equal... 😞 i hope she gets out soon. i agree, SEND IN MAMA JIN! lol kook is getting crazier each chapter i'm getting scared for her well being 😟☹️😦. SHES WORTH MORE THAN THIS CRAZINESS!! 💔 side note, thank you for sticking to it, i know it's not easy. and thank you for updating. i always look forward to your work ❤

withlove-sydney said:Tbh I was worried that this story was gonna take a disturbing turn after jk revealed that he was purposely trying to keep jimin away in chpt 10 and this chapter just confirmed how toxic he is. I agree with that other person tho I'm glad that you're the one writing this because I trust that you won't try to romanticize this at all. My ex was really possessive like jk and its not cute or sexy at all. I ended up so scared of him and when I see similar things in fics it gives me chills...

btsninetyfiveline said:I just want to say thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for the relationship you're portraying in Equilibrium! It's soooooooo important to have stories that show abuse and possessiveness in an unhealthy light! I'm so tired of these "you looked at another guy for 5 seconds in the club so now I'm gonna take you home and show you who you 'belong' to" narratives. It's so important to address and educate young girls on signs of an emotionally manipulative relationship! 💕

Anonymous said:Hi Lu :) how are you? I love how you put out your stories unexpectedly, its always a pleasant surprise. Chapter 11 is so well-written (like all your work ofc).You set up the suffocating atmosphere perfectly with images and metaphors, like Oc's suffer is so real. I am really concerned about oc's mental health... in this chapter we see that she isn't in a good place and I am scared of what is yet to come. Thank you for your hard work. xo

Anonymous said:After reading chap 11, i feel so bad for the oc. Even reading about jk's possessiveness/threats makes me feel suffocated ;-; Though I'm excited for what's going to happen after he leaves for his trip hmm.... once again thank you for the update, Lu! :-) I'm really loving the pace of the story so far.

anonymouspseudonymous said:There's this anon that said "this ain't your ordinary fic where they all compromise and be happy" and i cannot agree more. Although, even if I get it that people hate JK for being cray, you have to punch Jimin as well hahaha idk man this is fucked

Anonymous said:I'm reading ch11 of equilibrium and the part where she wants to touch jimins face but jungkook has a tight grip on her wrist restricting her from doing so is so symbolic of their relationship and how she wants jimin so badly but jungkook is holding her back from him almost keeping her hostage in a way. Anyways I really enjoyed this part it gave me goosebumps so thank you for sharing your work with us even though you don't have to! You owe us nothing so I appreciate everything you give us💓💞💖💕

Anonymous said:I'm glad you don't tolerate the bullshit that jungkook isnt as bad as the protagnonist. People need to hear that that shit is toxic and manipulative. People are brainwashed into thinking it's romantic and okay. When it's absolutely not. No the protagonist isn't free of fault but she isn't being obsessively creepy.

Anonymous said:I think people tend to gloss over the fact that it IS an obsession (unhealthy and actually rather terrifying) and not actual "love" because they like the idea of someone doing anything to stay with them. But even in wanting to stay with someone, there have to be limits. You shouldn't end up losing yourself to someone if they want you as a person, not as just an object or a way to get what they want. There is a line between devotion and obsession, and people seem to ignore that all too often.

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