Reaper stick? 👀

Yes reaper stick

everyone showing off their cool oc's with their designs and writing: wow damn so cool

me, cradling my small chubby earth ghoulette Moss in my arms: SHES NOT READY YET

unofficial modern mana verse, but after over thinking : mana was born and raised in japan before her family migrated to england for better work opportunities. her family's business thrived abroad, to the point where she did have a well-off lifestyle growing up. eventually, she would return to her roots much older now, and enrolled in domino city's prestigious university studying as a technological engineer. although, she appears well put together ---- she is still the same upbeat gremlin who adores putting smiles onto peoples faces. she is not a duelist, rather she is an enthusiast that enjoys dueling festivals. she has a fascination towards the mystical elements of the games, and has a strange affinity towards anything related to spirits. yes, she can see duel spirits and is also drawn to both atlantean and ancient egypt's artifacts. over all, she is just vibing. consider her an NPC who just looks like the dmg.

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

fuck w me

tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

something something dark magic

gertrude

[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]

> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day