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anxietyprxme · 5 months

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jurassic park 3 is a comedy.

ive taken my time to rewatch to jurassic park 3 to prove why this movie is a comedy - it is - here is why;

- alan just trying to talk to the fucking bird?? "can you say alan? alan?"

- alan having to say no jurassic park questions and then "or on the other island... which i was not a part of" and watching the hands drop each time.

- THE FUCKING RAPTOR GOING "alan. alan!" TO WAKE HIM UP

- the shitty fade to black when alan blacks out. there's something so funny about it.

- the spino. just the spino - everything about it, it's too funny.

- paul kirby coming out of the plane yelling "AMANDA", seeing the spino, and IMMEDIATELY running back into the plane.

- "nobody move a muscle." says alan. spino roars, everyone but alan BOOKS IT. he's just left there, standing.

- amanda calling udesky and he's just fucking dead.

- "you don't wanna know." from eric about the t. rex pee.

- when the spino is just standing there, with the phone going off inside it. and the horror music over top. it stands there. MENACINGLY.

- bird cage falling onto the pterosaur and drowning it lol (i thought this was quite funny).

- THE SLOW FUCKING TURN OF THE PTEROSAUR'S HEAD TO ALAN AND EVERYONE

- the ceratosaur?? it's just funny. something about it.

overall, jurassic park 3's genre should be changed to a comedy film.

#jurassic park #jurassic park 3 #it's an overly hilarous movie and i think it should be spoken about before #but seriously why is the spino so funny #and the fuckass ceratosaur LMAOO #jp3 spinosaurus #jp3 #the alan is also funny asf #alan grant #comedy #the humor of this is amazing #this movie might be shit #but at least it's funny

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idle-compy · 2 years

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alright!! here's my random thoughts I put down while watching season 4!!

*MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW**

BROOKLYNN HAS 2 DADS

aw yaz drew something for sammy :')

kenji bud how do you not know what a screw driver is

NOT THE HORIFYING PAINTINGS OF TIFF AND MITCH

poor ben and his bad motivational speech

yaz and sammy being gfs I live

this sandstorm scene is beautiful

bens definitely blaming himself for their current situation :(

now he's having a small breakdown :((

CAMPFIRE SCENE

group scream therapy nice

THAT CUT FROM SCREAMING TO SLEEPING

SABRE TOOTH

oh and now bens sacrificing himself

"maybe now.. you're finally just ben" I'm crying

I already like dr. turner

suspicious sandwiches

yaz being a terrible wingman is so funny

ROBO DOG

or B.R.A.D.

robo dogs easier

OH IT KILLED THE STOWAWAY COMPY RIP

it talks???

kenji killed the robo dog rip

MANTAH CORP

theyre keeping secrets from mae turner

NO BEN THOUGHT YAZ LIKED HIM IM SCREAMING

not her just going along with him turning her down I'm screaming

this whole ep is so awkward

yeah mae you go behind mantah corp's backs

angry man

howd he break a screen with a fidget spinner

yaz's sketchbook?? a drawing of her mom!!

INDOMINUS?? SCORPIOS?? this gotta be a dream

yep

oh no yaz's trauma is catching up

oop kenjis catching a cold

this is the most accurate description of a tickle in your throat I've ever scene kenji is STRUGGLING

I feel so bad for yaz :(

attack of the robo dogs

aw sammy's never seen snow before she's so happy :))

sad cold dino

oh no they missed the plane

yaz is having a mental breakdown :((

this is so painful to watch

angry man is back

kash I think?

KASH KILLED A ROBO DOG

aw ben misses bumpy :(

sammy comforting yaz to help her sleep my heart <33

poor little edie she's hurt so bad :((

darius made a dino friend!!

uh oh sammy recognizes kash

SAMMY HAS A SECRET??

ooh she's ANGRY

oh now she's crying and angry

she ran off

KASH JUST CASUALLY TRYING TO MURDER MAE??

now ben killed a robo dog

now darius killed a robo dog

uh oh mae is injured

OH LIKE SERIOUSLY INJURED GIRL IS BLEEDING

now a raptor killed a robo dog

SAMMY ATTACKING THE RAPTORS USING THE BRAD SHOCKY THINGS

kash has a phone

oh ben saw it too

big edie mad

bens a doctor now

OH MAE PUNCHED HIM RIP

"youre not gonna punch me again are you?" "no" *punches ben*

this man's so evil like what

where tf did ben get a carob bar

oh no yaz is having a panic attack

oh now yaz killed a robo dog

YEAH THEY BLEW SOMETHING UP

DARIUS SOLO MISSION

the music played behind darius' big decision was beautiful

OH NO HES ABANDONING THE DINOS FOR THE PHONE

NO KASH CAUGHT HIM

he called brand

DARIUS CALLED BRAND IM CRYING

BRAND KNOWS HES ALIVE AKSJDJFJ

darius why are you telling this man all of the facts

oh he pulled out the sob story

DARIUS GOT KIDNAPPED

wow he's a terrible actor

oop kash throwing a tantrum

SPINO

rip sabre tooth

darius playing the little evil henchmen is adorable

BRANDS GOING OUT TO FIND DARIUS?? BRAND SUB PLOT??

oop a giant robot tried to blow up darius um

"I may have seen one or two of your videos" yaz is a brooklander comfirmed

KASH WANTS TO DO MIND CONTROL??

brooklynn's turn for a breakdown

BROOKLYNN HACKED ONE OF THE BRAD X'S YOU GO GIRL

brooklynn accepted she can just be herself on her vlog and stop caring so much about likes :')

NO NOT THE BABIES

the DNA sammy took in s1 helped create the new little baby hybrids

aw she feels bad :(

brooklynn just telling her awkward little story in baby talk

CERATOSAURUS

bens afraid of getting attached to another dino:(

well too late you're already attached

KASH FIGURED OUT THE MIND CONTROL NO

baby dino is in so much pain :((

ben has trauma from the pteranodons :((

another angry man tantrum

NOT THE CUT TO BUMPY SHES SO SAD

there's a single clip where kenji doesn't have the beard it's glorious

ope kenji/brook is canon

so his name is benjamin

DARIUS HASNT SEEN ESTHER STONE

GIRLS STOP FIGHTING

they wrecked the snow machine

sammy's breakdown

oh she's mad at yaz :(

ok the "brooklynn's my gf" reveal to darius is insanely funny

I love the weird dynamic between ben and mae

bens going on a robo dog murder spree

HES SO VIOLENT

OMG OMF OMGG

DILOPHOSAURUS

kenjis dad

KENJIS DAD IS THE HEAD OF MANTAH CORP IM SCREAMJNG

AKSKFHKFJ

#jurassic world camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous #s4 spoilers #jwcc spoilers #it really wasnt a bad season #wack #but not terrible #except for *them*#idc if its canon i refuse #s4 #my posts

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