#but luckily he didnt open it and now im freakin PACKIN
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in honor of my packer arriving ive changed my name
#i love it#its so pretty#i have such a pretty dick now#gonna slap it#the mailman never puts packages in my mailbox bc he hates me#so he just chucks em by my entrance gate#which is right by the road#and my dad was driving home from the store and saw my poor package just#lying there#so he put it in his truck#and i had to live with the knowledge that my packer was just in my dads truck#like he knows im trans#but how was i going to explain a detailed flaccid cock n balls#should he have opened it#i feel like a sex toy would have been easier#sure more awkward but no explanation needed#but luckily he didnt open it and now im freakin PACKIN#ftm#attachables bs#< -- new tag to blacklist#for when i speak
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