in junior year sandra lynn is going to cheat exactly once more before getting her shit together and it's going to be with hallariel seacaster. fabian tries to stop this from happening but is ultimately unsuccessful (hallariel just threatens to kill him about it)

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!

Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?

Senshi:

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

"Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8" "Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week" Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.

their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing