according to wikipedia the mythological alecto's origins mirror that of alecto locked tomb, where alecto was created when the earth was covered with the blood of an asshole,

Convincing myself the reason there's such a long gap between the US leg and the Aus leg for MCR is because they wanted us to have a bit of time to recover from whatever FOB is doing to the girlies (gn) they have joint custody over

Interesting of Delilah to be telling Laudna that everyone will betray her. It's not like every choice she made 30 years ago was for her undying devotion to Silas.

Can I draw? No. Do I care? No. Dumb brain at 1 am going Six-Eared Axolotl

Headcanon that Brian would constantly be accusing other kids of lying in elementary school lmao

Sci-fi is when the working title is Blue Harvest and fantasy is when Viggo Mortensen breaks his foot

stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to handmake lace so all is well

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

but if I'M a traumatized kid and YOU'RE a traumatized kid... who's playing the game!?

this is the story of a man named-

oh? what's that? you've transitioned? well, congratulations Stanley!

this is the story of a woman named Stanley.

opened my mobile kindle app for the first time in a while and it immediately started harassing me about le morte d'arthur

HAPPY 114‼️‼️ take these silly doodles i did

Go watch Nimona, it's really good