ok it’s actually funny & i’m laughing. but i forget how traumatized i am from my d*d until i know he’s going to yell at me and then i am like ohhhhh god i am so mentally ill lmfaoooo 😭😭😭😭

hey babessss long time no talk lol

i've been kinda mia cause its been crazy crazy with uni and the semester coming to an end omfg i literally cant even believe it finals are approaching and like im stressed but also not stressed???? idk its weird

but everyone's fav time is here: update time!!!!!

so i'd been meaning to go out w this one guy off hinge for WEEKS but our schedules literally never matched up bc fuck school smh

anyway i had to unfortunately cancel on him so last minute one of the days we were gonna go out 😭 but then he texted me the next week and i was lowkey so surpised but then we finally went out LOL

and basically we've been seeing each other like almost every day since then and there has been a hell of an escalation

he's slept over at my dorm, ive slept over at his apartment twice and we've been partaking in quite a bit of...ahem...sexual activity 🤪🙈🤭

so yes basically im in i guess a situationship now damn i did not think id ever say that holy shit

it's been so super fun and we're going to see the new hunger games in a few hours and eeeek im just excited af

we havent acc had sex yet cause we agreed to take it kinda slow. keyword: kinda LOL we've basically done everything but actual sex

also apparent im very good at giving head which i will 100% attribute to my extensive fanfic reading experience HAHA

(and hes v good at giving head too holy shit)

so yes that's been going on :))))) im very happy :)))

wish me luck on finals!!! (im gonna need it a lot)

love <3,

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boring. i want u to fuck ur dads bosses kid.

((very happy for you!!! let’s go queen!!!))

pls not the police showing up to the party😭 at least youre safe 😭😭

'#not to be crazy but i could block them 🤔' lowk considering giving u her user bc my asks are getting crazier im litearlly talking about my kinks and this is an online friend i talk to daily like pls this is crazy and yes ik im checking her acct sm but from what ik she hasnt reblogged any of your posts so im safe for now😭

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I HAVE TO MAKE THIS CLEAR!! i didnt agree w the barking and collar thing but i agreed w the getting on my knees so i dont think thats kinky!!!!!!

`Maybe she’s agreeing with you becaUSE she’s submissive… the sub in her wants to be obedient to you maybe 🤔 (JOKING!!!)` NO BECAUSE SHE MADE SOME CRAZY JOKES she was like 'should i send this to my crush (this guy in her class) and tell him ill do wtv u want babe' and my jaw actually dropped😭 pls but she be saying the most crazy things to me callin me sugar mama like last night i asked her if she darumdarimdaed today and she said just for you AND THATS NOT EVEN THE WORST THING SHES EVER SAID

`#b: 🤤 anon who is definitely kinky` i find this lowk offensive bc im not kinky i wont accept it

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okay but im considering making a new acct n js making the screen name '🤤 anon' so that its easier to reply to you😭 like lowk it would be better if i comment on the asks you reply to instead of sending asks like these replying to your reply LMAO😭😭

anyways ill stop w this ask its getting too long😭 i should really get my assignments done so have a good day love🫶🏽

-🤤 anon IM NOT KINKY IM NOT KINKY IM NOT KINKY

VERY SAFE IT WAS FUNNY

AND IM SERIOUS IF YOU EVER DECIDE YOU WANT ME TO I WILL THEY WILL NOT MISS MY BLOG I GUARANTEE IT WILL BE WORTH IT

Your irl friend is kinda real….. SHE SHOULD DO IT that’s how to seduce a man for real 🤪 FRIENDS WHO JOKE ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF ARE THE BEST THOUGH?? KEEP HER???

IF YOU DID THAT WOULD BE COOL TOO HAHA IT WOULD BE VERY EASY TO COMMENT RATHER THAN THE LONG ASKS 😭 AND NOW I CAN REPLY WITH THIS BLOG INSTEAD OF MY STUPID MAIN

I LOVED THE LONG ASK AS ALWAYS I HOPE YOUR ASSIGNMENTS WENT WELL

EJKAAKKSMS KOOOOOOOOO

i’ve been okay, nothing too crazy. AND IDK WHY YIU COULDNT FIND ME????

also i got my first kpop album from my bsf for christmas but my parents are going to incarcerate me if i display ir so nayeon is flat under my papers in my drawer :(

but it’s almost SRPING BREAK IN 2 DAYS AND OMG IM WAITINGGGG. THIS BITCH BEEN TOOOO STRESSFUL ☹️

and omg i have to tell u ab my annoying ass teachers

so like first my english teacher. SHE PICKS ON ME FOR NO REAOSNJSKSKSM

like so i asked her to go to the bathroom at the beginning of the period and she was like talking to someone kinda but i did. the bathroom sign and she said “just go” so i went and when i came back she was talking about the musical at our school and she saw me and was like “kuma (my real name) we’ve had this conversation before (NO WE HAVE NOT) you should not be going to the bathroom w/o my permission 😡🤓🤓☝️☝️” DHSISK WHAT

I DID ASK FOR PERMISSION AND I ALWAYS ASK FOR PERMISSION LIKE WHY ON THAT DAY SPECIFICALLY WOULD I NOT ASK ☠️💥💥💥💥🤬🤬🤬

anyways i told her i was like “but i did ask and u said yes?!?!!1!1!1!” and she was like “I DID?! 🫢🤯🤔🤔🤔🤔” and i said yeah AND THREE ITHER PEOPLE WERE LIKE “YES I SAW HER GO UP N ASK” AND SHE WAS LIKE “well no go sit down the next time this happens is a lunch detention” WHATSOAJ

SHE PICKS ON ME FOR NO REASONDMWKSOS AND SHE DID THIS PUBLICLY TOO LIKE INFRONT OF EVERYONE AND THERES RHIS LIRRLE GREMILIN ASS BUTCH AND YKW HIS NAME IS CLOSE TO GREMLIN SO WERE CALLING HIM GREMLIN AND SO GREMLIN KEPT LAUGHING LIKE MOTHERUFKER YOUVE BEEN EMBARRASED OUBLICLY TOO LIKE STFUDJKSKSKS

AND ALSO ONE DAY I WAS ABSENT RIGHT AND I HAD HER CLASS THAT DAY AND SHE ASSIGNED SOMETHING BUT I WASNT ANLE RO DO IT BECAUSENI HAD 2 OTHER PROJECTS THAT TOOK SO LOBG SO THE 2 DAYS AFTER I HAD HER CLASS AND I ASKED FOR HELP ON IT AND SHE WAS LIKE “y didn’t u do it yesterday? 🤔☝️☝️” and i said “oh bc i had like 2 other big projects to do so last night when i finished them it would be past midnight so i couldn’t do it” snd this bthc goes “😐🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️” OH MSGSHBDJSN

and guess what. gremlin laughs AGAIN.

anyways thats enough for today 🤪🤪🤪 hru 🌸🍥💕‼️

WHATT UR PARENTS R NAYEON ANTIS??! LMAO WHY 😭😭 and omg ur teacher sounds so miserable damn U CANT EVEN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYMORE… 😕 GOOD THING UR CLASSMATES STOOD UP FOR U AT LEAST GEEZ IM SO SORRY U HAVE TO DEAL W THAT BAE 👎👎👎

SND IM SO GOOD my friend just left after a sleepover so now i’m chilling n’ having lunch!! probably going to watch avatar w my friend soon andddd get some writing done if my brain works ‼️‼️🫶🫶

Omg hope she likes it!!! That fic raised me

Lol I’m fine tbh but the two classes I have today are professors who are very anti sneezing in class lmao so I was like whatever send me the notes. It’s just a sore throat and a little lethargy I guess. I thought it was bc of the weather but I did get swabbed yday and the doc was like yeah ur Covid positive (but std negative slay). I have nothing coming up this week so I thought I’d take a break from studying lol I was reading this book about a rockstar (and I swear to god if you squint it’s totally one direction fanfic like there ain’t nooooo waaaayyyy it’s not) and I was like oop lemme see what’s going on in the fandom ❤️

We love being holy and doing holy things 🤪 I might listen to 1989 tv cus I remember liking that album lol but I’m not crazy into her. Right now my ass is listening to 10 hours of rain sounds lmaooo but I do have troye and mansionz2 queued up lol todays my catch-up day fr 💀💀💀

Girl I was just about to read the stepbro fic!! I feel way too giddy about it for no reason 💀😭 lol i reread dark (version 2) last night and I got this empty pit in my stomach cus I miss those weirdos 💔 also I feel slow but Jude’s dad is totally a cult leader in that fic bye the brainwashing makes sense I’m an idiot Peach literally spelt it out lmao I even read version 1 and didnt even connect the dots properly, my ass was like oh he’s like a mercenary or smthn arms dealer perhaps (I was totally mixing it up with junior mafia au) (to be fair on myself I was reading a lot of things at once!!)

I also lowkey started reading webtoons lmao it’s been a busy day since I woke up

Anyways might bother you all day w my essay messages ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ before I go ghost again 💀💀

that's good (that ur fine and don't have std slay)😌 and omg which boookkkk also also for some time i went back to my wattpad phase for some reason and i started this fic which btw which WASN'T a 1d/harry fic (shore) but guess what....the mc was literally named harry and he was literally fancasted as him like ohk sureeeee whatever u say.....anyway it's safe to say that i didn't start it

omg dooo that!! if u wanna listen to just one song listen to this one and also troye's one of ur girls like>>>

and hasdfghgfd ik!! seeing u liveblog it on peach's blog rn sjsj and omg i wanna reread now aah

bitch i didn't even finish dark once i found out the smut isn't there yet cuz i knew if i finished it i would be begging for more and go insaneeee and helpppp why didn't i realize that??? like ofc he is a cult leader omg

omg webtoons?? that's niceeeee

and pls bother me i'm currently suffering while studying for my two tests tmrw ughhh kill me and noooo don't ghost ur so sexy aha

Soooo a lot of stuff happened since the Disney trip and now I’m moving in with some other family 5 states away on a like 15 hour drive tonight through tomorrow, wish me luck on that. It was all very fast, like it was decided to do this like a week and a half ago and then I had finals at the same time as packing everything and now it’s happening 🧍🏻‍♂️ very. A lot. Anyways 🤪 I felt weird about Not telling you this was happening but also I didn’t know how much to say cause like. A Lot went down since then but I don’t wanna dump so it’s like. Idk whatever, I’m moving cause I’m a slay boss. How is it going with you 👀 I hope everything is good, I see that you have also gotten into wwdits which I watched all of in like 2 days and loved it and started a rewatch. Also Jo posted some about moon knight and I watched that and became obsessed with it. I almost forgot to sign my little heart how weird would that have been - 🤍

omg i was just thinking about you and wondering how you were how crazy is that 👀 also???? omg???? it sounds like you have had a WILD time recently. also if you ever want to dump my askbox is always open. if you don’t want it posted if it’s too personal or whatever you can just put that somewhere at the beginning or the end and i won’t. but yeah i’m always here, feel free to dump!!! i hope everything is okay and i wish you all the best w the move 💖

i’ve been pretty stressed ngl. i’m finishing up my semester which has been a lot… i don’t have a lot of tests, which is nice, but i have had like seventeen million giant projects all at once so i’ve been working like crazy. i’m almost done tho, i’m down to my last two which is cool! but yeah i’ve just been trying to finish those and also preparing to start two jobs over the summer and for my study abroad and stuff so. busy busy busy.

I DID WATCH WWDITS!!!!!! i loved it sm i adore al of them and their goofiness. laszlo is my meow meow, i adore him…. even tho i want to strangle him for what he did at the end of season three. like smh laszlo you fucked everyone over!!! get it together!!!

also yessss i haven’t had time to watch moon knight but i am very excited to once the semester ends, it looks like a good time. and of course oscar isaac…. love him.

hi phoebe anon again! hahahah okay i have so many opinions on the lorde thing you have no idea but most of them end up boiling down to some form of “shut the hell up none of you know what ur talking about!!!!!!!” or “keep my wife’s name out ur fucking mouth”. LMAO

like 1) why are you guys just now circulating these videos as if the melodrama tour didn’t happen 3 years ago, 2) the people being like “imagine paying to go to a concert just to have the singer shush you” ...guys it was literally for 30 seconds at the end of a very dramatic song. you guys the album is called Melodrama i need you to understand this. please. this is not like a routine thing that she does. she is so sweet at her concerts and is very appreciative. and 3) the people that aren’t her fans being so offended by it (the ones making the most jokes about it) are making me so 😭😭😭😭 like we all know she’s a little bit weird!!! and that maybe it was a bit over the top!! and that’s okay!! like i think famous people are a little weird sometimes! i love you for saying that the crowds singing at concerts are annoying though that’s SO valid lmao

sorry i am totally rambling but this just reminds me of this one tweet that was like “Phoebe Bridgers is allowed to be annoying on twitter because she wrote motion sickness. the same cannot be said for the rest of you.” and like. yeah when you (not you, you know what i mean lol) make albums as good as Pure Heroine and Melodrama then maybe you’ll be permitted to make fun of her.

long story short these people need to leave my wife alone i had like five people ask me “omg did she shush you🤪” when i told them i went to see her and it just makes me really sad that that’s all people think of her now😭😭😭 idk how it got so out of hand lmao

also i actually haven’t seen Juno! but it’s been on my watchlist forever and i’ve heard it’s really great so i will definitely be watching it when i get the chance❤️ anyway goodbye i’m sorry that was such a long response that im sure you did not want lol

Yes to all of this! Also not to harp on my prev. point but "imagine paying to go to a concert just to have the singer shush you” okay imagine going to a concert only to not be able to hear the person you paid a gross amount of money to see only to be unable to hear them because of a tone deaf and flat audience???

i've also seen a bunch of viral tiktoks of people saying they don't care she shushed the crowd they just care that lorde 'sounds bad.' it gave me flashbacks to when i was a theatre kid in high school (gross) and everyone in the plays with me would judge broadway performers for not being perfect all the time.... like.... we were 16 and the people who were so vocal about criticizing the actors weren't getting more than ensemble in a high school production and i always just wondered where they thought they got the credibility to shit on people's careers. i have such a vivid memory of this one girl saying she hated the "good for you" number from dear evan hansen because dierctors "would force whatever actress playing evan's mom to try to sound like alanis morissette". girl what. they're just sounding angry lmao emoting anger can only be so unique. i know that gets into iffy territory of "if you don't have (x) you can't have an opinion of (x)" but i feel like with something like talent and voices it's fine to look at a bunch of 16-23 year olds who have decided they can hit whistle notes and tell them they might not have a single clue what they're talking about, lmao. lorde puts on a performance much more than she just... sings her hits. her "'''bad''''' singing is part of that. like you alluded to... lorde wrote pure heroine/melodrama and she has a record deal and we don't, so... :)

lmao i bet we sound crazy to everyone reading this but this is exactly why i left acting and singing it's just not enjoyable and even if you find someone who isn't balls to the wall judgmental they're obnoxious. in my shakespeares studies course in COLLEGE i was the only non theatre major and all the girls said that hamlet is shakespeare's most misogynistic character. HAMLET. like. miss ma'am every single male character in titus andronicus and taming of the shrew are right there...

ANYWAY ty for talking i was just SO curious what your opinion was haha! and you should totally watch Juno, i think it's on hulu right now. It's an early 2000s movie with Eliott Page and Michael Cera and tbh that should be the only incentive you need, lmao