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theloveinc · 2 years

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Catie, this has been giving me brain rot but I need to pawn it off on someone to make it leave.

Okay, so. I want to say "No" to Bakugou.

No, but listen. So he's been pining, right? Working up the nerve to ask you out because the first time you sassed him he fell head over heels in love. And you've been flirting back, so he's feeling pretty confident about this since there's been a back and forth for a good while (weeks? months? years?) between you two.

So he's like "Oi, you wanna get dinner or somethin'?" But you're dealing with your own stuff - maybe a bad date, or you didn't get a promotion at work, or you have a big project you have to focus on, or you're moving apartments, or maybe he just caught you on a bad day (spilled your coffee on your shirt, lost your keys, sank ankle deep into a mud puddle, etc). Regardless, you don't even spare him a glance, when you say "No."

And just ugh 😩 He's left dumbfounded and he leaves to go sulk, trying to figure out where he went wrong, when really you just don't have the time or the energy right now.

At some point down the road (days? weeks? months?) after still being kind to you and flirting with you (because he's not going to give up on you that easily, or even just get over you that easily), he tries again and this time you say "Yes." 😊

Okay byyyyyyeeeee

Anon......... the fact that you still want to brainrot with me🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼‍♀️ THANK YOU!!!

Can I just tell you how much I literally ADORE this, too? I feel like you read my mind, too, as just the other day I was thinking about how I'm wayyy too busy for a bf/gf right now... so this is truly the perfect fantasy🥺

BUT ARGHH LKSAJDFAKSD... it's funny but it's also not, you know?He's too wrapped up in worrying how you'll take a confession to realize how hectic your life is....... and you turn him down because you just... can't deal with anything else on your plate (maybe because you don't realize his intentions + know you're not free, don't think it's serious, or are tired, spacey, grumpy... anything, really.)

But I'm also thinking about... Bakugo sulking over this BIG TIME (full on, spending entire weekends drowning in work or being sad on his couch, only moving when Kiri drags him around)... before slowly realizing just how busy + tired you actually are the few times he does stop to see + chat with you.

He starts getting worried; watching you run around trying to tackle work, all your shit at home, your emotions, chores, AND very normal slip-ups, like you said, anon....... and something just hits him, you know? And he feels like such an ass for trying to ask you out when you have so many other things worry about that aren't... him and how much he likes you LOL.

Anyway, he immediately goes from still being kinda miffed to like, wanting to help you out. Doesn't even care that you turned him down anymore, he just needs to make things easier for you again so you can (at least) start being his cheerful friend again🥺

(It's also making chuckle to think about, maybe a couple weeks later... telling Kiri + Denki, or maybe even Deku + Todoroki, that he was rejected by you... except they just stare at him kinda confused and go, "but... isn't y/n super busy right now? Like........ too busy for dates and stuff?"

And he's just: *tik tok sound* OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW!!!)

...or you tell the girls about how you feel bad you had to turn him down for dinner, and they're like "y/n... he was asking you on a date..."

AND IT'S THE SAME RESPONSE LMAOOO...)

But anyway, don't wanna take your idea from you but... Bakugo goes from pining to doing errands with you + cleaning your house (and we could spend a long time talking about all the sweet moments the flirting comes naturally when he's helping you with something)....... TO finally asking you out again, when he KNOWS for sure the time is right...

And it's just the sweetest thing to know that he's been waiting for Y-O-U for so long and he's gonna support you through thick and thin, whether you have time for him (or coffee on your shirt) or not.

I love you, anon! Thank you so much for this!!!

#bakugo #ugh sorry if i changed it too much #I WAS PROJECTING LMAOOOO #i really didn't focus on the saying no thing asdfjkaksd #but i didn't want to like... repeat what u said or overshadow that part of it #BC SO TRUE #as we all know... im very rusty at this #but it was a lot of fun #i am hugging u berry tightly #also the thought of u and bakugo in casual clothes and flirting while he helps u out with something at ur house #and ur kinda embarrassed cuz u turned him down but he doesnt seem to mind ? and still smiles all big when u laugh #and calls ur ugly slippers names #UGH IDKKKKK #but WAHHHHH i wanna put this in my mouth #caitie things #caitie answers #anon #queue

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nagitoandkokichioneshots · 3 years

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My Sweet Flowers

Mod Mikan: I was bored. I was in the mood to write Kokichi. My hopeless romantic ass craves fluff. Do I really need to explain more?

Pairing: Kokichi X fem!Pregnant!Ultimate Gardener!Reader

Warnings: Pregnant reader

Yellow, red, pink, purple......

“Ah! Those are beautiful ones,”

The Ultimate gardener rolled up the khaki colored long sleeves of her denim shirt. Her gloved hands reached for the batch of purple tulips that spouted from the small garden that she was pouring her blood, sweat, and tears into almost everyday over the course of a year. The first two bodily fluids could’ve been used in quite a literal sense, since being the ultimate gardener came with many pricks of rose stem thorns and the salty sweat beating down on the poor (H/C) female’s forehead, dripping down into the dirt

Pushing aside the trivial adversaries of planting her beloved flowers, the female enjoyed and cherish ever single moment she got to spend with her plants. Her former classmates, mostly being Miu and Maki, rolled their eyes and even allowed a scoff to escape their lips as the gardener was whispering and talking to her plants. Nevertheless, her other previous classmates and friends all adored her kind-hearted and sweet nature. Korekiyo was always informing her about the origins of different flowers, Rantaro was a favorite client of hers when he came to her for flower bouquets to gift his sisters, and Gonta also asked her if she spotted any bugs in her garden

A smile creeped upon her glossed lip, recalling the positive and joyful events that filled her with happiness and determination to keep pursuing her talent. But no one would come close to her fiance, Kokichi Oma. Contrary to popular belief, Kokichi was very supportive of his future wife’s talent. He would never admit it, but he absolutely loved being able to offer a helping hand and garden with her. Although it was all on his free will, he always teasingly complained how “(Y/N), why did you drag me to garden with you???” or something along the lines of “Man, this is boring!!! How long before they actually start growing?!”

Both of them knew, though, his playful protests and remonstrances were all lies

“Then it is settled. I’ll be expecting that job done next week with a full report.............okay, bye,” The sound of a plastic phone cover clinking with the glass coffee table signaled that a certain supreme leader was done with his phone call. It was only around ten minutes, but felt like an eternity. He’s been bombarded with work and missions from his newest subordinates lately. The purple-haired dictator hardly had any time to spend with his fiancee. Another hint he would never allow to slip out from his own mouth, but his actions, tone of voice, and facial expressions made it clear as a diamond that he missed her dearly

Before a suspire of annoyance would escape from the lips of the female, she heard the click of the sliding door open, allowing a breeze of cool wind rush into the usual warm house. After a second clicked follower, closing the door, the soft click of shoes hitting against the wooden patio deck floor crescendoed into the female’s ears. She kept her (E/C) eyes on her plants, bundling the hand picked tulips in her small hands, only to be caught off guards by a pair of skinny arms wrapping around her. A gasp mixed with shock and excitement instead took the place of the sigh, as she turned around to see her future husband wearing typical his shit-eating grin

“Nishishishi! There is my queen! Let me guess--gardening as usual?” He asked, putting her down on the soft grass that she was once kneeling on. The gardener just replied with an eye-roll, followed by a teasing statement of her own. After quickly tying the bouquet of the differently assorted colorful tulips with a red ribbon, she placed the hand-made bouquet down, turning to Kokichi with that playful smirk that he loved so much

“Oh? And where were you, Ultimate Supreme Leader? Lying and pissing people off as usual?” She was answered with a snicker and her fiance placing his hands behind his head, as if he was leaning on them. He titled his head a bit, sitting down on the grassy field alongside her

“You know me too well, my dear. Do you wanna know what we did?!” He asked excitedly, sparkles practically filling his eyes with the intense craving to allow an assumably great day he had to explode. She knew her lover too well to know that he would rapidly gush about his day no matter the answer he received. She nodded, letting out another weak chuckle before allowing him to rave about his work

“Yayy!!! So me and two of my members started off our day by kidnapping one of the government officials while he was out for breakfast at a local cafe. He’s actually in our basement tied up right now!” He cheered, his beam never leaving his face. (Y/N) eyes widen at his carefree comment, succeeding to suppress a low gasp

“You--What?!” She exclaimed, just earning another series of laughter from her fiance. He booped her nose, fiddling with the thin black neck-bow that was tied underneath the collar of her button up

“Just kidding! It was a lie! Man, (Y/N). I thought you’d know me better than that. Especially with all our history today,” Kokichi sniffled before he burst into his notorious crocodile tears, sobbing loudly as he fell into the chest of his lover. (Y/N) was about to say something, but she only managed to agape her mouth slightly until much rowdier blubbers greeted her ears

“Wahhhhh!!!!~ You’re so mean!” He sniveled before (Y/N) pulled him gently up by his violet hued locks, making his matching set of amethyst colored orbs lock in with her (E/C) ones. She pressed a small kiss on his forehead, fumbling with her free hand to grab the discarded assortment of flowers for her sweetheart

“Well I believe I know you well enough to know when you’re teasing or not. You use your fake tears way too frequently, Kichi. I think I’ve grown immune,” (Y/N) chuckled, gently shoving the tied flowers towards him. He wiped the rehearsed tears from his pink stained cheeks before a sincere smile creeped back on his face, accepting the tulips from (Y/N). He rested his head on her shoulder, his thigh touching her lap. Although the female was barely in her second trimester, his smile softened at the feeling of the developing baby bump underneath the layer of subtle fat that rolled onto her stomach

“How about you, my queen? Is our heir causing you any trouble? They should know that only I can mess with you,” Kokichi’s final sentence was laced with a hint of mischievousness, as he held a finger towards his sly smirk that creeped up on his face. (Y/N) looked down at her barely baby bump, running a gloved hand over the area clothed with her shirt

“They were surprisingly calm today. No trouble at all, really,” She half stated, half shrugged at the peaceful feeling. The supreme leader’s eyes twinkled in relieved, leaning down to press a kiss onto the covered tummy, turning his head so that his ear was pressed against the barely visible lump. He closed his eyes only for a split second, before turning his head towards the mother of his future child

“I’m glad. You’re....really going to be a great mother. I know it, (Y/N). No lies,” He complimented (Y/N), a lace of genuine and honesty was present in his eyes and voice, signaling that everything came from the depths of his heart. He lifted his head from the slightly uncomfortable position that he placed himself in, facing his darling queen in the eyes again. She slowly got up from the ground with him, one of his hand still wrapped around the bouquet he picked for him. Before the gardener could respond to her lover, she brushed any residue dirt from her jeans and took off her gardening gloves

“Thank you, Kokichi. And you’re gonna be such amazing father,” She replied back, reverting Kokichi’s wholehearted expression back to his typical cheeky demeanor and rebellious smirk

“Of course I will! I can’t wait for our baby to be an awesome supreme leader like their daddy!” He grinned, reaching to grab his beloved’s hand with his free one, as they made their way back inside their shared home. (Y/N) took off the flip flops she was wearing, as she flopped on the couch that was nearest towards the door. Kokichi placed the bouquet of flowers in an empty glass vase, making a mental note to fill it with water later. For now, the panta loving leader curled up next to his future wife, holding her close to his smaller and skinnier frame. He rested his head once more on her shoulder, pressing a tender kiss on her shoulder

“Or maybe a beautiful gardener like their mother,” He gently spoke, his grip on his lover getting a bit tighter, careful not to hurt the fetus that she was caring for the both of them. Kokichi had a habit of being protective over his queen, and over time, he learned to better himself for her, becoming someone that she can finally say “You are good enough for me” with the most heartfelt, warm feeling that would radiate from head to toe, the 5′1 leader falling weak into the knees and worshipping his queen that would rule alongside him

The wedding was approaching ever passing day. All there was left to do was the final dress and tux fitting and confirming the cake with Kirumi

“Well, maybe not!” Kokichi snapped outta his hopeless romantic thoughts, covering his forming blush and fluffy dreams about his hopefully, solid future with his love, with a vexatious and puckish tease. She gasped, lightly slapping his arm with as much mild brute force she would muster

“You dick!” She huffed, crossing her arms, only earning another sequence of “Nishishishi” coming from the slightly chapped lips from her irksome fiance. The pale skinned supreme leader planted a kiss on her cheek, getting up from the couch. He picked up the crystal vase containing the tulip bouquet with caution, turning to his beloved

“Now, now, don’t give me that pout, my sweet! How about you get comfortable in our bed and I’ll fill this up with water real quick?” He proposed, managing to crack a smile from his previous sulking fiance. The female slowly got up from the couch, using the counter near her as leverage, puling the excess weight along with her normal body weight off the plush cushion. With some aid of Kokichi’s free hand, guiding her towards him, she beamed and pressed a gentle kiss of her own on Kokichi’s temple

“That sounds like a great plan, my king. Thank you,” She expressed her gratitude for her future husband, making her way towards their bedroom. Kokichi’s violet-hued orbs watched carefully, assuring himself that his soon to be bride made it up the stairs with ease and didn’t inflict harm on herself, or the baby, accidentally. After he was sure that (Y/N) was safe, he made his way to the kitchen, turning on the faucet and filling the clear amphora with the colorless fluid. The supreme leader hummed sweetly to himself, hearing the gushing water tap dulcetly against the glass walls of the urn. He giggled lightly to himself, racking his brain from how he got from being a hated supreme leader of evil, not wanting any loved or affection from anyone that would potential be a loved one. To.....being a future father and husband to the two most important people in the world

“I love you both....my sweet flowers,” He mumbled to himself, turning off the water and clinking the bottom of the vase with the granite of the kitchen island table. His smile never left his face, giving his already inflated ego another shot of a confidence boost, grinning at what he said, corresponding such a beautiful term with his beloved

“My sweet flowers.....”

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kalofi · 4 years

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a comprehensive list of all the jojo milfs

part 1

erina

well im mad she didnt get much of a personality but she is so cool and pretty

she was at sea and had to take care of two babies wow!!! :O

she put up with joseph all those years.. go grandma u r so strong <3

part 2

lisa lisa

AROOOOGAA HUMINA HUMINA *tongue flops out of mouth and begins to drool*

she is so hot good lord i love this woman

she is 50 going on 22

so good at hamon fuck araki for screwing over her battle with kars and making joseph come to her rescue. we couldve had it all. 2 milfs fighting but joseph had to ruin it

honestly dont understand how some1 as ugly as joseph could come from some1 as hot as lisa lisa

mrs kars

must i even explain this one. ok i will explain just because i love kars

has been in a happy marriage for thousands of years and is loyal

just so sexy in general

literally did nothing wrong. didnt deserve to be shot into space >:(

suzi q

shes so fuuuuunnnn like i wanna have a girls night w her or go to the mall or smth. we would be bffs

a lil clumsy but its part of the charm

... married joseph :( but she's my friend so i respect her decision ig -_-

part 3

holly

i think she shouldve gotten her stand. strength isnt only physical and she is so strong for basically raising jotaro on her own and keeping a positive attitude

i think she is a very good mom. jotaro agrees with me he loves his mommy

she is so beautiful inside and out she just wants the best for her family

glad to know joseph's ugliness didnt pass onto her <3

there r maybe other milfs in part 3 but i cant think of them

part 4

tomoko

HOT HOT HOT

literally love everything about heeerrrrr wahhhhh

did the dirty with joseph :/ kinda cringe but i still adore her and she raised josuke so she's instantly epic in my books

doesnt even have a stand yet was able to smash a guys head into his car door and literally CRUMPLE the car door. how fucking strong is this woman

shinobu

fell for kira which is also v cringe but cant deny she is hot and pretty

gave birth to hayato. i love that kid. kinda mad she didnt rly take care of him tho >:( or maybe she did idk i cant rly remember

she is milf married to tomoko now :D

killer queen

killer queen is just a cat kira didnt even deserve her pspspspspps come here ms queen

in a relationship with the world they r just in love

i love killer queen. not much of a milf but i just wanted to talk about her bc she is so epic

part 5

bruno

bruno is an honorary milf because he takes care of all those kids and also his haircut is total milf material

that titty window.... :eyes:

moody blues

aaaahhhhh mrs bluuueeesss

thigh high boots ass out to the whole world

literally a hottie!!!! mista thinks she's hot but is embarrassed to admit it

double cheeked up

i dont know anything about parts 6-8 sorry :(

if im missing some points feel free to add on

#this is secretly just a joseph hate post in disguise #me thinking about joseph: i love him but i hate him but i love him but i hate h #anyway milfs!!!!! they r what bring us all together #jjba #long post #erina pendleton #elizabeth joestar #kars jojo #holly kujo #tomoko higashikata #shinobu kawajiri #killer queen #bruno buccellati #moody blues #suzi quatro

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ajokeformur-ray · 5 years

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Match up // Arthur Fleck+Joker

@x-avantgarde-x said: Girl, it can't be that I'm the only one who hasn't asked you for a match-up with our boys! So bear with me, I'm gonna ask you for one >:3. The name is Marta (thought you already know that :b) I'm 4'11, really tiny. I'm a mix of soft and vintage aesthetic. I love any colour, and I always try to wear something that fits the season. I'm super soft, kind and polite. I'm super supportive of those I love and super caring. Though I can be truly rude if you get on my bad side. (Part 1) (part 2) I'm a huge nerd. I'm studying humanities and I love literature, music and movies. I live for acting, drawing, reading, writing, etc. Anything that's related to arts I'm into it! I even act at a theater company. I work really hard to improve my both my mental health and self-esteem. Though leaving with anxiety, depression and body dismorphia can be truly hard sometimes I try to stay happy and bubbly most of the time. I believe a smile and a kind word are the most powerful things ever.

Arthur Fleck

You’re 4′11 and Arthur is 5′8, which means that he’s got a good head and shoulders on your height. If you think he’s protective of his s/o, then when his s/o is able to perfectly fit in his arms and he has to bend over a little just to kiss the top of your head, his protective streak increases by 1000000% because you’re so small. The one and only time he ever caught you standing on a chair to reach something in the kitchen cupboard, he near enough had a heart attack. The resulting laughing fit lasted almost fifteen minutes. Now, you make it a point to ask him to get you things high up. He does it, of course he does. He practically sprints to assist you just to be sure that you’re not gonna attempt to climb his countertops again. You really scared him that day.

Whereas Arthur likes to wear natural colours and seems to rely heavily on his yellow hoodie, you’re more than happy to wear an assortment of styles, colours and combinations. One of his favourite parts of the morning is finding out what you have chosen to wear that day. Is it based on your mood? Is there a reason for each outfit? Which one is your favourite? If you ever dressed like him, he’d be more than a little taken aback and definitely confused. He’d always compliment you on your outfits. The biggest compliment he could ever give you, though, is simply being unable to look you in the eye because he’s blushing so prettily and help him he’s so in love with you.

You’re both soft, caring, supportive and so loving. As such, arguments and the like are very rare between the two of you. You’d rather give Arthur space than say something you might regret, and he’s too afraid of losing you to even consider saying something which may potentially take you away from him, even for a little while. However, if someone even dares to say something against Arthur or yourself, then the other person goes apeshit. Arthur can, has and will punch people out for insulting you in his presence, and you lay into people thickly when they call Arthur a freak for simply being his own pure, precious self.

You have a huge creative streak and this shows in almost every walk of your life. You and Arthur both work in the arts, though your own pursuits are more rewarding and liberating than his own, and he’d love nothing more than for the two of you to put your own shows on together in the living room. There’s no audience because it’s not for the world to see. It’s for you and Arthur only. In those moments, the world can truly get fucked. When Arthur is trying to cheer you up or calm you down, he’ll invite you to sit on the sofa so he can put on a show for you; he’ll even put proper clown makeup on for you. Or, better yet - he’ll do some clown makeup on you so you match him.

You both suffer so much more than the world, than Gotham realises, but you both fight your own battles and you support each other and you love each other and you’re fighting in your own and each other’s corners. Sometimes things explode and you do have a small confrontation but Arthur will bring out his joke book and make you laugh until you’re crying and can’t remember why you were arguing in the first place. Arthur would love for you, and he would never let you doubt that for a second. You are his entire world, the only good he has in his life, and he’ll be damned if anyone tries to take that away from him. Your smile is Arthur’s all time favourite sight and he’d die just to see it beginning to grow at the corner of your mouth. The first time he made you smile, he thought he’d died and gone to Heaven. Or Hell. He was unsure but it was the sweetest torture and he wants it again and again and -.

Joker

Wahhhhh you’re a smol bean and even though Joker is much more liberated and more comfortable in himself, that protective streak never goes away. If anything, Joker is so much more protective than Arthur ever was. If Joker ever walked in on you actually climbing the counter to reach something, or standing so far up on your tip toes that you’re shaking, he’d swoop in with his hands on your waist, fingers gripped tight in silent admonishment but also to reassure himself that he’s not going to drop you, and remove you from the situation. He’s also definitely the type to leave something precious to you high up so that, when you inevitably have to climb or stretch to reach it, he can come up behind you and press his crotch into your bum, just to hear you squeal. When you spin around, his lips are on yours. He’s the master of distracting you.

You like to wear colours that match the seasons, whereas Joker is always wearing the same three piece suit. He has multiple suits that are all the same, and rarely does he switch clothing; unless he’s masquerading or Arthur or he’s letting his guard down just a little when he’s at home. Wearing colours that would complement Joker’s outfit would be the quickest and easiest way to get him horny asf (if that’s your goal) but it would also be a really sweet, silent way of expressing your love for him. When you wear something new, he compliments you sincerely, though he probably has an ulterior motive for it. For example, “as much as I love that colour on you, I think it’d look much better on the floor...”

You’re polite, soft, loving and giving, endlessly supportive and a total ray of sunshine until you’re not. Joker would love seeing you get angry. He’d love seeing you totally rip into people, including him, if the situation ever called for it. If you ever do seriously argue with him, though, and went to leave, he’d dart up and quickly block your exit. You will sit down, you will listen to each other and you will communicate with each other and no one leaves until the situation is resolved. He’s not above pouting and actually sitting on you to make you listen to him. Stay long enough, and you’ll find out why he’s so insistent on talking it out: Joker is scared. He’s scared to lose you, and though he doesn’t show it very often, he really does think the world of you. Where Arthur used to punch people out, Joker would kill them in brutal ways. You don’t wanna know the details, even as he tells you that the blood on his clothing isn’t his.

Joker loves to dance, put on shows, and the fact that you act too? A match made in heaven!! He is so often pulling you up and out of your chair just so he can dance with you (in more ways than one if you get me lmao wink wink), spinning you around like no tomorrow and dipping you just so all you can think about is kissing him and ruining his face paint, and then you do kiss him and then the rest of the plans you had for the day is cancelled because you’re not going anywhere now. When you’re studying, like watching a documentary you forgot to take notes on, or when you’re writing or drawing, Joker loves to have you sat on his lap, his arms wrapped around you. He just loves having you be as close to him as possible so that a) he can protect you from any dangers and b) because he loves you.

You try to stay happy and you smile at people who you meet in the street and you try to laugh through your pain and god do you feel pain, and Joker is always so proud of you. He knows how hard it is to live sometimes, he knows what it’s like to always be fighting yourself. He sees you and though he’s not as supportive as Arthur, he’s still there and won’t ever leave you. If you ever tried to apologise for your conditions, he would wave you off with a, “We’re in love, sweetheart. Ride or die, remember?” or something similar to make you blush prettily and smile. Just like Arthur, he’d do anything to preserve your smile, and I do mean anything.

#arthur fleck matchup #arthur fleck #joker #joker matchup #requests open for joker 2019

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